二年级英语幽默小故事
答："I‘m very pleased to meet you," the matron said, "I‘m his mother!"在第二次世界大战中，有许多年轻的妇女在军营中服役。琼.飞利浦斯是其中之一。她在一个大军营中工作，当然遇到了许多男士，包括军官和士兵。一天晚上她在舞会上遇到了军官汉弗雷斯。他对她说，“我明天就要出国，但如果我...
答：1.幽默风趣的英语小故事 篇一 The miser and his gold Once upon a time there was a miser。 He hid his gold under a tree。 Every week he used to dig it up。 One night a robber stole all the gold。 When the miser came again, he found nothing but an empty hole。 He was surprised,...
答：1.Bragging 吹牛 Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. "A man came to me who had his hand cut off,“said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist." 三名著名的外科医生在吹嘘着各自的高超医术。其中一个说:“有个人切断了一只手,他来找我治疗,如今,他已成为音乐会的小提...
答：但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤,他都吓跑四位病人了。 ④ 英语幽默小故事50字左右(带翻译) Q: Why won’t the elephant use the puter? 为什么大象不玩电脑? A: He’s afraid of the mouse! 他害怕老鼠! 鼠标和老鼠的英文皆为mouse。 mouse [maʊs]n. 鼠标;老鼠;胆小羞怯的人 2.A much worried patian...
答：英语幽默笑话小故事一：Very Pleased to Meet YouDuring World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers. One evening she met Captain Humphreys at...
答：在第二次世界大战中,有许多年轻的妇女在军营中服役。琼.飞利浦斯是其中之一。她在一个大军营中工作,当然遇到了许多男士,包括军官和士兵。 一天晚上她在舞会上遇到了军官汉弗雷斯。他对她说,"我明天就要出国,但如果我们能够相互写信,我会很高兴。"琼同意了,于是他们几个月里一直通着信。 后来,他再没有来信。她...
答：这篇关于小学英语幽默小故事精选，是 特地为大家整理的，希望对大家有所帮助！² One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, chick just got out of its egg shell.【一天，老师带学生到养鸡场参观，当他们走近孵化器时...
答：英语幽默:士兵坐飞机有美女陪伴的高招 由于生意方面的事,罗宾逊先生得出趟门。因为有点紧急,他决定坐飞机。乘机旅行时,他喜欢靠窗坐,故而一登机,他就寻找一个靠窗的座位。他发现只有一个靠窗的座位还空着。在那空座位边坐着一名士兵。令罗宾逊先生纳闷的是,这位士兵没有坐靠窗的位置。罗宾逊先生不管那些,他马上...
答：幽默英语故事(有翻译哦!) 2009-07-09 13:01 1.piccola once there lived in france a little girl name piccola. when she was very young, her father died, and her mother was very, very poor. one christmas eve piccola said to her mother, "mamma, will uncle santa e to our house tonight...
答：有关3分钟幽默英语小故事篇一 狗也知道这个谚语吗 The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"“没有关系，...
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英语幽默小故事50字左右(带翻译) -
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：[答案] Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was ... ＂What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?＂ ＂Well, my son,＂ his father replied, ＂look, there are standing two ...
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幽默英语小故事3篇2天之内回答,要2分钟左右,一定要幽默哦!有5到6个难词,好笑一点! -
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：[答案] Big Head “All the kids make fun of me”the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head” “Don't listen to them.”... here's the shopping bag?” “I haven't got one,use your hat.” 大脑袋 “所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑,”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说:...
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有没有英语小故事,有趣幽默一点的,读起来不少于2分钟,易懂一些,没有太多难词? -
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：[答案] A schoolteacher used to take a short nap every afternoon. 有一位老师每个下午都要打一下盹儿. When his pupils asked him why he did so,he said that he went to dreamland to meet ancient sages. 当他的学生问他是怎么回事时,他回答说他到梦境中去...
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短小幽默的英语小故事有哪些? -
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： 短小幽默的英语小故事1.Lady First 女士优先 A teacher asked her class: ＂Is the sentence ' The ox and the cow are in the fields' correct?＂ Most of the children said: ＂Yes, it is all right!＂ And only one little boy said: ＂No, it is not correct. The lady ...
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英文短文幽默故事 -
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：[答案] An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland.His only son was in prison.The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would help him plow up the garden. He wrote to his son about it,and received this reply,＂For ...
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小学英语幽默寓意深刻的故事 -
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： 1,Fox and cock狐狸和公鸡 One morning a fox sees a cock. He thinks,＂ This is my breakfast.'' He comes up to the cock and says, ＂I know you can sing very well. Can you sing for me?'' The cock is glad. He closes his eyes and begins to sing. The ...
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求一个英语小故事 幽默点的 大概讲两分钟时间的 谢谢 -
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： It was winter, and Mrs Miller wanted to do a lot of shopping She waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to pay for everything and to carry for her what she had bought. They went to a lot of shops...
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给我几个小学生读的风趣幽默的英语小故事吧!急用! -
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： I'm Trying to Stop It ＂Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?＂ ＂No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it.＂ “孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感...
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求英语小故事或小笑话 -
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：[答案] 第1则 汤姆的生日 Tom's Birthday It was Tom's birthday,and he was five years old.He got quite a lot of nice birthday ... she said. 我们的孙女儿读二年级,老师要求班上的同学写他们心目中的英雄.她的爸爸发现她选择了他,真是受宠若惊.“你为什么...
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英语幽默小故事 -
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： Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took...
