幽默笑话段子英语
答：原来cleavage这个词在地质上的专业术语是“解理、劈理”的意思，但同时在英语中也表示“乳沟”！看来搞地质也得学好外语啊:-)有一做明胶起家的暴发户，近年开始涉足金矿业，由于不懂技术屡屡受骗。后听闻金矿的价值取决于很多方面，矿石品位（也就是含金量）是重要指标之一；遂百般打听联系了一家分析测试...
答：踩aj原来是一个笑话,后来又演变出了一个新段子,就是“我能否踩在aj上亲你”。那个男孩可能很爱你,可以为你上天揽月,你做啥他都包容你,除了踩他的aj。 踩aj的本意是指踩了男生的飞人乔丹牌鞋子,引申之意是踩了男孩的心爱之物,或者说是触了男生的逆鳞。这个梗的意思是:在某些男孩的心中,女朋友不如aj。它...
答：没事在网上看点笑话段子,能够增添生活的乐趣,让我们变得更加积极开朗。以下是我为大家整理的每日超级搞笑的笑话段子精选,希望大家能够喜欢。 每日超级搞笑的笑话段子摘抄 1. 公司加班到半夜,所有人都眼皮打架,一姑娘哀叹:“我现在真想变成一个‘因’字。”众问其故,姑娘说:“就是一个人四肢平摊躺在大床上。”话...
答：年度最机智的幽默段子绝对能过让你看了之后开怀大笑，下面我为大家带来了年度最机智的幽默笑话，希望你会喜欢。机智的段子，年度最机智的幽默笑话 1.大半夜，东航客服电话打了半小时永远繁忙，而我急着改签机票。突然我灵机一动选择了英文服务，电话瞬间接通，我平静的问“can u speak Chinese?&...
答：喜欢看 搞笑段子 的人,平时肯定比较幽默,在生活中能够受到大家的欢迎。以下便是我为大家整理的每日搞笑幽默小段子,希望大家能够喜欢。 每日搞笑幽默小段子 1. 一七旬老翁与一年轻小姐做爱兴奋过度脱精而亡。其家人不服将小姐告上法庭。法官请法医验尸查明原因。法医验尸后下一结论:舒服死了! 2. 一老头乘公交去高...
答：幽默的力量，轻松一刻！</面对生活中的小插曲，我们不妨一笑置之，来看看这些趣味横生的故事：一、在抱怨自己没有了不起的父亲时，你是否想过，他同样遗憾自己未能培养出一位出类拔萃的你？婚姻的镜像</，婚前的男人觉得适合的女人少，婚后却发现多得数不清，唯独自己的妻子仿佛与众不同。二、一句玩笑...
答：【超级幽默段子，笑点满满】在公园的花坛边，有个神秘的牌子，上书：“踏入花坛者，罚款3元！”人们说，看守花坛的老爷爷每天都会以一元硬币的独特方式表达对规则的不满，而每走过的人都会意外收获“罚款”。有一次，一位国际友人来到非洲援建，用英语和法语与黑人施工员交流，却无果。最后，他试图用...
答：40条经典笑话段子,很多人都说有趣的灵魂万里挑一,其实在我看来,有趣的灵魂,这其实也是针对个人的,如果说有些人不足以让自己引起兴趣的,下面看看40条经典笑话段子。 40条经典笑话段子1 1.两个女士在抱怨如今的公交车拥挤,使她们痛苦不堪.一个说:“我真是倒霉呀!在车上我被挤得流了产。”一个说:“我才叫...
答：幽默,帮助你解决人际关系问题,协调同龄或忘年之间的关系。下面我为大家收集了一些2017周末幽默笑话段子,快和我一起来看看吧。 2017周末幽默笑话段子精选 1) "我一哥们,割了包皮。有天不知道怎么把线涨坏了。小jj上全是血埃不知道是哪里流出来的。他果断拿盆打了一盆水.我说你干嘛?他没理我。把小jj放水里说...
答：段子的发展让人们赋予了它们更加深刻的含义,那要是充满生命力的幽默段子在你眼前,你还会错过吗?接下来就是我为你精心准备的幽默冷笑话段子,欢迎观看! 幽默冷笑话段子(热门篇) 1.上课张涛跟对象用短信聊得正火, 突然被老师从后面抓到,没收了手机, 他担心老师偷看自己的短信, 于是用同学手机往自己手机里发了条病...
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英语小笑话,越短越好,3.4句话,带翻译 -
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：[答案] 我这有几个英语小笑话: 校园幽默四则 1. Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The ...
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求幽默英语笑话,一分钟的,我要比赛要便于背诵 -
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：[答案] One day, the rabbit was ill, he told his friends to help him to go to a doctor snails. But after a long time, haven't come back, super rabbit angrily, loudly say: damn snails, how to still don't come ...
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30字的英语笑话越短越好 -
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：[答案] 英语笑话(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小.但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,...
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英语幽默笑话大全 -
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： 一、我是单身汉 Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back.＂Anything else?＂ The nurse asked. ＂Yes,＂Jack thinks for a while and said,＂I'm a bachelor.＂杰克...
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求英语笑话,不要长,好玩就行,最好六年级的孩子能读得懂 -
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：[答案] 英语幽默笑话: 一:She Didn＂t Say Anything A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room.Suddenly,there was a crash of breaking dishes,then complete silence. The girl looked at her father and ...
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英语短笑话 -
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： 英语幽默笑话:一:She Didn＂t Say Anything A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence. The girl looked at her ...
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简短简短的英文笑话大全爆笑 -
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： I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: ＂Wake up, sir!＂ ＂I wasn't
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搞笑的英语笑话,越多越好? -
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： Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?＂ ＂I gave it to a poor old woman,＂ he answered. ＂You're a good boy,＂ said the mother proudly. ＂Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?＂ ＂She is the one who sells the candy.＂
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英语搞笑小段子不超过50字尽量幽默点,带着点童趣, -
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：[答案] It's not my fauit＂Aren't you ashamed of yourself,Victor?You're the worst pupil in your class,＂said the father.＂What's that got to with me?Is it my fail that the worst one was yesterday transferred to ...
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英语小笑话,急用!!...
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： 1.Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Brack, ＂Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream.＂ ＂Why did it make you late?＂ inquired the teacher. ＂Because neither team could win the game, so it ...
