英语对话两人幽默
答：He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.他赢了 汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他...
答：两人英语情景对话一 A:How I wish that my son Mark could he as excellentas your Joe!A:真希望我儿子马克能像你们家乔那么棒。B:Don't be too humble. Few young men could beequal to Mark. And in some respects Joe and Markare neck and neck.B:别太谦虚了，没几个年轻人能赶得...
答：分类: 外语/出国 问题描述:急求一段1-2分钟的英语对话，要两人的。而且最好能够再幽默一点。若能找到，感激不尽！解析:英语对话稿，这里面也有的：home.lsjh.tp.edu/middle/english/studenork/others/ 四人对话：）~甲;I got a ticket yesterday.我得到一张处罚单。乙:You ran a red light.你...
答：Mr. Clark, I'm afraid I have bad news," the doctor told his patient. "You only have six months to live."The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes."I can't possibly pay you in that time.""Okay," the doctor said, "let's make it nine months."九个...
答：businessman walks into a bank in San Francisco and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan.So the businessman hands over...
答：幽默对话 1.Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.Psychiatrist: I'll deal with you later.Patient: Everyone keeps ignoring me.Psychiatrist: Next please!Mother: Mrs. Jokes next door has a new baby.Daughter: What will she do with her old one?Mother: You prayed for ...
答：随着对英语口语高级人才需求的增加,英语口语课被摆到了一个重要的位置。我精心收集了大学两人英语对话短文，供大家欣赏学习!大学两人英语对话短文1 Serenity：Hi, waiter. Can you come over here?嗨，服务员。能麻烦过来下吗?Waiter：Of course, what is the matter, sir?好的，什么事，先生?Sere...
答：1A:How do you spell “pig"。你怎么拼写pig B:P-I-G. P-I-G.A:What?P-U-G? 什么？P-U-G?B:No,P-I-G.I. 不是的， P-I-G. 是'I'A:U.? U?B:I. I (字母I，也有“我”的意思)A:Yes,you!pig
答：Long ago, in a land far away, there lived a beautiful young girl.She was very sad. Her mother had died and her father had married again. His new wife had two ugly daughters, Esmerelda and Griselda.Soon after, her father also died and life immediately changed for the girl."...
答：大学英语2人对话短文带翻译一 Tom：Do you guys carry ramen?你们有拉面吗?Linda：What's that?那是什么面?Tom：You know, like instant noodles.就是泡面一类的东西。Linda：Oh, that would be in the pasta aisle.哦，那应该在面食那排里。Tom：Which aisle is that?是哪排啊?Linda：Right...
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急求一篇英语幽默的两人对话,大约2到3分钟!! -
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： Second language A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.Mother mouse barked fiercely, ＂Woof, woof, woof!＂ The cat was so ...
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二人幽默英语对话带翻译 -
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： 男: This seat empty?(这个座位是空的吧?) 女:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的.)【我立马走人】 男:Haven''t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方见过你?) 女:Yes....
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哪位有两个人的英语对话要幽默一点的有两三分钟长就行!如果是有新意一点的最好! -
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：[答案] Tom kis Linda,then. Linda say:Oh,Tom,please do not! 1 minute later,Linda say:Oh,Tom,Pls do.. then,Oh,Tom,pls.. then,Oh,Tom... Then,Oh.
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急需大家帮忙,求一个双人英语搞笑对话先谢谢了 -
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： A Conversation Between two pigs One day ,a pig named Jack was talking with his father John :Jack:Dad!John:What the matter?Jack:Dad,there is a question for you.John:Speak!Jack:If there are two banknotes first is10 doller,second is 5 doller....
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英语2人幽默小对话,大约可以讲3、4分钟的,最好是一个寓言 改变., -
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：[答案] the lion and the fox the lion once said that he was sick on his death bed. So he asked all the animals to come and listen to his ... Just because someone doesn't love you as you wish,it doesn't mean you're not loved with all his/her being. 只因为某人不如你...
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急!求英语笑话带翻译的,三到五分钟,两个人对话的,初二水平,谢谢! -
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：[答案] 1、周而复始 老王在树下休息,老李走过来对他说:“嗨,为什么不去上山砍柴?” 老王说:“砍柴干什么?” 老李说:... ＂Secretary li＂'s smaller,climb quickly,afraid that I can't find it. 3、迟了 在地铁里,一位男子发现扒手正在掏他的钱包,便幽默...
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搞笑的英语情景长长对话2个人的对话,一定要很长 得有5分钟左右 -
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：[答案] Key Lost (Henry is leaning on the car,facing the other side,while Vicky walks towards him) Vicky:Hey,is that Henry?What's ... Let's see.Proud people always fall in important moments.Actually,what time are you going for the driving test? Henry:9 o'...
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两人简单的英语对话搞笑的 -
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： A:what is your name? 你叫啥名? B:Hu胡(谐音:谁) A:you~你 B:Hu~胡 A:Who?谁? B:yes, I am~是,我就是 A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字 B:Hu胡啊 A:You!你! B:Yes, my name是啊,我的名字啊 A:So tell me about it那就告诉我啊 B:Hu!胡! A:You! What is your name!? 你!你叫啥名?! B:Hu is my name!我就叫胡 A:O~哦
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2人幽默对话,简单 能翻译成英语的 3或4分钟 -
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： businessman walks into a bank in San Francisco and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan....
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两人幽默英语对话 -
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：[答案] 上次小学同学给我邮寄了一箱槟榔. 一哥们问我是啥,我说是湖南特产. 他一听来劲了,硬要尝一点,好吧,我给他了. 半个小时后,他居然跑到我宿舍跪在我面前,真的跪了,满脸通红,额头全是汗,只说了一句话:你给我的是啥,解药……解药给...
