英语幽默小故事
答：幽默的英语小故事篇一 名声与艰苦劳动 During the Gulf War，my sister，Jane，bought a flag and asked her apartment's maintenance man, a Vietnam vet，to install a pole for him. When she offered to pay him,he told her there was no way he could take money for putting up the A...
答：英语幽默故事小短文篇一 Five Months Older The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18.But John's ...
答：关于1分钟幽默英语小故事篇一 A Jew, an Indian and a black were lined up to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.一位犹太人、一位印第安人和一位黑人列队进入天国之门。Said the Jew to St. Peter, 66 Frankly, I'm rather surprised to be here. All my life Christians have despised and re...
答：1.幽默风趣的英语小故事 篇一 The miser and his gold Once upon a time there was a miser。 He hid his gold under a tree。 Every week he used to dig it up。 One night a robber stole all the gold。 When the miser came again, he found nothing but an empty hole。 He was surprised,...
答：英语幽默笑话小故事一：Very Pleased to Meet YouDuring World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers. One evening she met Captain Humphreys at...
答：英语幽默小故事1:Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!" The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slas...
答：有关3分钟幽默英语小故事篇一 狗也知道这个谚语吗 The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"“没有关系，...
答：名人读书的故事 英语幽默小故事1 My husband,Michael,a bus driver,was passing a deserted bus stop when one of his passengers called out that a woman wanted to get on. He pulled up to the curb and opened the doors. 我丈夫,麦克是个开大巴士的。一次当他刚要开过一个无人上下车的车站时,...
答：英语趣味幽默小故事：突然涨价 A man took his son to have an aching tooth pulled by the dentist. When it had been drawn1, the man was asked to pay ten dollars for it."Ten dollars!" he exclaimed surprised and said to the dentist, "I know you only charge two dollars for ...
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： Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took...
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英语幽默小故事50字左右(带翻译) -
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：[答案] Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, ＂What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?＂ ＂Well, my son,＂ his father replied...
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：[答案] 1)TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher:Tom,why are you late for school every day? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,＂School-Go Slow＂. 汤姆的借口 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:＂学校----...
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： I'm Trying to Stop It＂Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?＂＂No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it.＂ “孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它...
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短小幽默的英语小故事有哪些? -
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： 短小幽默的英语小故事1.Lady First 女士优先 A teacher asked her class: ＂Is the sentence ' The ox and the cow are in the fields' correct?＂ Most of the children said: ＂Yes, it is all right!＂ And only one little boy said: ＂No, it is not correct. The lady ...
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：[答案] Who was the first man? 谁是世界上第一个男人A teacher said to her class:”Who was the first man?”一个老师问她的学生:“谁是世界上第一个男人”“George Washington,” a little boy shouted promptly.一个...
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100字的英语小幽默故事,带翻译! -
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：[答案] I Have His Ear in My Pocket 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,＂What happened?＂ ＂A kid bit me,＂ replied Ivan.＂Would you recognize him if you saw him again?＂ asked his mother.＂I'd know him any ...
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：[答案] Plagiarism A friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St.Louis tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized term paper.He summoned the student to his office.＂This isn't your work.＂ he said.＂Someone typed it for you ...
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：[答案] An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland.His only son was in prison.The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would help him plow up the garden. He wrote to his son about it,and received this reply,＂For ...
