英语幽默小故事1一2分钟
答：他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。他到了办公室，遛达进去，对老板说：“我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有。”“好啊!”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了？”（这都是幽默的英语短文，如果不够，欢迎追问）...
答：三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!”左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!”中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。2、英语幽默故事：Very ...
答：幽默英语小故事短文200字 我来答 1个回答 #热议# 作为女性,你生活中有感受到“不安全感”的时刻吗?乐燕铌3Q 2022-11-05 · TA获得超过1404个赞 知道小有建树答主 回答量:177 采纳率:100% 帮助的人:32万 我也去答题访问个人页 关注 展开全部 1. Midway Tactics Three peting store ...
答：His son was surprised . He hurried to the fields to see what had happened .It turned out that all the seeding had shriveled up.拔苗助长 从前，有一个农民总是担心自己种的秧苗长得太慢。一天，他到田里把秧苗一个一个地拔了起来，当他回到家时，十分兴奋，“我今天很累，”他对家人...
答：第一篇 The Thirsty Pigeon口渴的鸽子 A PIGEON, oppressed by excessive thirst, saw a goblet of water painted on a signboard. Not supposing it to be only a picture, she flew towards it with a loud whir and unwittingly dashed against the signboard, jarring herself terribly. Having ...
答：1．狮和鼠 一只老鼠从一只狮子面前跑过去，将它从梦中吵醒。狮子生气地跳起来，捉住老鼠，要弄死它。老鼠哀求说：「只要你肯饶恕我这条小生命，我将来一定会报答你的大恩。」狮子便笑着放了它。后来狮子被几个猎人捉住，用粗绳捆绑倒在地上。老鼠听出是狮子的吼声，走来用牙齿咬断绳索，释放了它，并...
答：幽默英文小故事：Two dogs, please Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, "I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs."两个苏格兰修女刚刚坐船来到美国，其中一个修女对另外一个说，“我听说这个国家的人们是吃狗肉的...
答：" he answered. "you're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "here are o cents more. but why are you so interested in the old woman?" "she is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”...
答：Three Little Pigs 三只小猪 Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with 讲故事者：三只小猪和他们的妈妈 their mother. Ding-Ding and Dong- 住在一起。丁丁和东东 Dong are brother pigs. They are very 是猪哥哥，他们很懒，他 Lazy. They eat and sleep all day. 们整天吃了就...
答：短小幽默的英语小故事 1.Lady First 女士优先 A teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence ' The ox and the cow are in the fields' correct?" Most of the children said: "Yes, it is all right!" And only one little boy said: "No, it is not correct. The lady must be men...
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急求英语幽默小故事1 - 2分钟有翻译 -
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：[答案] Speeding A speeding motorist was waved down by a police patrol car.“I'm going to give you a ticket for speeding,” said the policeman,writing his note.“You've been driving over 60 miles per hour.” ...
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英语幽默故事带翻译.2分钟无人物对话 -
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： After reading an article entitled 'Cigarette Smoking and Your Health' I lit a cigarette to calm my nerves. I smoked with concentration and pleasure as I was sure that this would be my last cigarette. For a whole week I did not smoke at all and during this...
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英语小笑话要短一点,不要带有复杂词汇,1 - 2分钟讲完的,要带翻译,最好能总结出个道理的.快好的追分 -
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：[答案] my little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我...
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求一个英语小故事 幽默点的 大概讲两分钟时间的 谢谢 -
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： It was winter, and Mrs Miller wanted to do a lot of shopping She waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to pay for everything and to carry for her what she had bought. They went to a lot of shops...
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谁能帮忙写一个一分钟左右的英语小故事很好笑一点的,不要太深奥,这个故事最好四年级左右就能听懂,但也不要太简单!答者重赏! -
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：[答案] He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, an...
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求一个2 - 3分钟的英语有趣的小故事!急求!(不要复制的) -
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： 一个中国学生在公交车和一位老外 不小心相撞.Student:I am sorry Guest:I am sorry too (two) Student:I am sorry three Guest:what are you sorry for (four) Student:I am sorry five.(laugh)
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英语演讲小故事 一分钟稍微有趣一点尽量简单一点 中速朗读时 高一左右水平都能听懂的就好时间控制在一分种内 -
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：[答案] Talking clock 会说话的钟 While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends,a college student led the way into the den.＂What is the big brass gong and hammer for?＂ one of his friends asked.＂That is the talking clock,＂ the man replied.＂How's ...
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翻译英语幽默小故事1. We Left Nothing Mrs Browm was going out for the day.She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door:＂NOBADY ... -
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：[答案] 布朗太太出去了.她锁了门,然后在门上贴了一张字条给送奶工“没有人在家,什么都不要留下”.她晚上回来的时候发现,她的门被撬开了,而且被洗劫一空.在那张她留下的字条上她看到了“谢谢!我们没有什么都没有留下”Harry ...
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各位帮帮忙,讲些幽默的英语小故事吧故事不要太长,两分钟就可以了,
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： A Bad Impression Six people were travelling in a compartment on a train. Five of them were quiet and well behaved, but the sixth was a rude young man who was causing a ...
