英语搞笑小故事带翻译
答：英语幽默故事带翻译一：DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU? One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework rig...
答：2、英语幽默小故事：Very Pleased to Meet You During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a...
答：乔治问:“比尔,你有信纸、信封吗?” 比尔说:“有。”然后把信纸和信封给了乔治。 乔治又说:“我还没有笔呢。”比尔又把自己的笔给了他。乔治开始写信。写完后把信放进信封里,又问:“比尔,你有邮票吗?”比尔给了他一张。 这时比尔站起来,向门口走去。乔治问:“你要出去吗?” 比尔说:“是的。”随即打...
答：Radio broken." ⑦ 英语幽默小故事50字左右(带翻译) Q: Why won’t the elephant use the puter? 为什么大象不玩电脑? A: He’s afraid of the mouse! 他害怕老鼠! 鼠标和老鼠的英文皆为mouse。 mouse [maʊs]n. 鼠标;老鼠;胆小羞怯的人 2.A much worried patiant walked into the doctor's off...
答：英语小故事带翻译：粪堆里的小鸟 A little bird fly to south for the winter. It was very cold, almost frozen bird. Hence, fly to a large space, after a cow there, in a pile of cow dung upon the bird, frozen bird lying on the dunghill, feel very warm, gradually recovered,...
答：每当要搬东西,抬东西或者装东西时,他们就叫喊,“让小的干吧。” 英语笑话(八)Which woman? One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called...
答：幽默的英语小故事篇一 名声与艰苦劳动 During the Gulf War，my sister，Jane，bought a flag and asked her apartment's maintenance man, a Vietnam vet，to install a pole for him. When she offered to pay him,he told her there was no way he could take money for putting up the ...
答：The parents with their three-year-old son went to see film.When they walked into the cinema, the attendant said to them,“you’ll have to go out if your son cries. But we’ll refund you the tickets.” About half an hour later,the husband asked his wife, “What do you ...
答：1、儿童英语小故事——驴子与蚱蜢 An Ass having heard some Grasshoppers chirping, was highly enchanted; and, desiring to possess the same charms of melody, demanded what sort of food they lived on to give them such beautiful voices. They replied, “The dew.”The Ass resolved that ...
答：长篇的比较搞笑的英语故事和翻译Pitcher, 2)confidential clerk in the office of Harvey Maxwell, broker, allowed a look of mild interest and surprise to visit his usually expressionless 3)countenance when
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英语幽默小故事50字左右(带翻译) -
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：[答案] Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, ＂What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?＂ ＂Well, my son,＂ his father replied...
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英语小笑话!3个,20字左右.带中文翻译.快 -
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：[答案] 【烛光】团队为您 1.He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆:约翰...
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： I'm Trying to Stop It＂Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?＂＂No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it.＂ “孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它...
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100字的英语小幽默故事,带翻译! -
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：[答案] I Have His Ear in My Pocket 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,＂What happened?＂ ＂A kid bit me,＂ replied Ivan.＂Would you recognize him if you saw him again?＂ asked his mother.＂I'd know him any ...
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非常简短的英语幽默故事带翻译 -
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： The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog. ＂It's all right,＂ said a gentleman, ＂don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?＂ ＂Ah, yes,＂ answered the little girl. ＂I know the proverb, but does the dog know the ...
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急!!!求一篇英语幽默小故事,高中水平,带翻译!!! -
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： Plagiarism A friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St. Louis tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized term paper. He summoned the student to his office. ＂This isn't your work.＂ he said. ＂Someone typed it for ...
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英语幽默小故事带翻译30字左右 -
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：[答案] That's Your WorryFresh out of business school,the young man answered a want ad for an accountant.Now he was being interviewed by a highly agitated,arrogant little man who ran a small business that he ...
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英语爆笑小故事小笑话 带翻译 -
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：[答案] 故事发生在一个酒吧里. 某天,一位男子走进酒吧问道:“这的人,有谁有罗特韦尔犬?” “是的先生,我有呢!”一名骑车男子站起来答道,“它怎么了?” 男子伤心地说“是这样的,我的小吉娃娃刚才杀死了你的狗……” “我不信,我的狗这么...
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求一个简单的英语幽默小故事,不要太长.英语加翻译 -
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：[答案] Tom has two apples.He ate one and ask Jim ＂how mang apples do I have now?＂.Jim answered quickly＂very easy,one.＂But Tom said＂no ,I have two .One is inside and the other is outside. 汤姆有两个苹果.他吃了一个,然后问吉姆“我现在有几个...
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：[答案] Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, ＂Gigantic Sale!＂ and ＂Super Bargains!＂ The store on the left raised bigger ...
