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1．双休日：一年里有52个礼拜天，就有52×2＝104天的休息日，扣除这些天数，一年只剩下261天。
2．寒暑假：一年里大约有两个月的时间不是非常热就是非常冷，而导致无法读书，因此扣除寒暑假60天的时间，一年只剩下201天。
3．全年法定节日占了10天，扣掉后一年只剩下191天。
4．每天睡觉8小时，就占了一年的122天，扣除后只剩下69天。
5．每天一个半小时的吃饭、吃零食、吃水果的时间，就占了23天，这样扣下去，一年只剩下46天。
6．每天1小时的游戏时间，占了一年的15天，扣掉后一年只剩下31天。
7．每天1小时的沟通时间，占了一年的15天，扣掉后一年只剩下16天了。
8．去看电影，逛街或是其他一些活动，占了一年的10天，扣掉后一年剩下6天。
9．估计一年生病5天，那么一年就只剩下1天了。
10．就是这一天，还是自己的生日。
请问，读书时间如此之少，学生又怎么能考及格呢？所以不能怪他们。
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