需要一份10分钟左右5个人表演的英语幽默短剧本或者视频的地址（高分） 5到10分钟的英文短剧本有什么？
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Three Times\u2019 Beating Monster
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T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E: (\u6478\u51fa\uff0c\u9012\u7ed9S)
S: Look,master (\u51d1\u8fd1T)\u2026\u2026\u2026\uff08T\u3001S\u4e00\u9f50\u8f6c\u5411E\uff09
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!
E: Oh,master!Forgive me(\u4f38\u624b\u62ff\u56de)
T: (\u7f29\u624b)I\u2019ll keep it for you until we reach the west
E: But\u2026\u2026
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (\u9012)Here.Em\u2026\u2026 we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can\u2019t walk on any more!(\u5750)My stomach doesn\u2019t allow So.
S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will\u2026\u2026\u2026.
S: You will what(\u51f6\u76f8)?
E: (\u8f6f\u7981)I will help you catch fleas(\u8df3\u86a4).
S: Hm!
T:\uff08\u8f7b\u54b3\uff09Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see ,master is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don\u2019t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away\u2026..
T: Em\u2026\u2026.It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
S: No problem!(\u5b89\u88c5)\uff08B\u5df2\u8eb2\u5728\u4e00\u65c1\u5077\u770b\uff09
E: This is\u2026..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master\u2019s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em\u2026\u2026Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
S: Bye!(\u8d70)
T: Let\u2019s play cards!(\u4e09\u4eba\u5f00\u59cb\u6253\u724c)\u97f3\u4e50\u300a\u6597\u5730\u4e3b\u300b
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(\u53d8\u6210B1)
B1: (\u63a5\u8fd1\u4e09\u4eba\uff0c\u671b\u7740)Can I join you?
T: I\u2019m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.
B1: (\u5728\u4e00\u65c1\u89c2\u770b)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?(\u6253\u51fa)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh\u2026.I win! Em\u2026\u2026,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(\u51c6\u5907\u5f00\u7535\u7f51\u95e8)
S: (\u56de\u6765\uff0c\u770b\u89c1B1)Oh,monster!(\u4e0a\u524d\u5c31\u6253)
B1: \uff08\u5012)Ah\u2026\u2026
T: (\u6c14\u6124)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!(\u6df1\u547c\u5438)
S: Oh,please don\u2019t\u2026\u2026
T:It\u2019s too late!(\u5531)Once more\u2026\u2026you open the door\u2026(\u6cf0\u5766\u5c3c\u514b\u4e3b\u9898\u66f2\uff0c\u8d70\u97f3\u79bb\u8c31)
S: Please,Please,oh,no\u2026\u2026(\u75db\u82e6\u62b1\u5934)
T: (\u545b\u4f4f\uff0c\u54b3)Wukong,I\u2019m disappointed with you!
B: (\u771f\u8eab\u51fa\u73b0)Hm!Sun Wukong, I\u2019ll teach you a lesson!(\u53d8\u6210\u592a\u5a46)
B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(\u8fde\u5fd9\u6321\u4f4f\u5730\u5c38\u4f53)No,sorry!(\u966a\u7b11\uff0cB2\u60f3\u770b\u540e\u9762\u662f\u4ec0\u4e48\uff0cT\u6321)
S: \uff08\u54ac\u7259\u5207\u9f7f\uff09You monster, I\u2019ll beat you into hell!(S\u8ffd\u6253B2,B2\u8eb2\u81f3T\u8eab\u540e\uff0cS\u6253\uff0c\u4e0d\u60f3\u6253\u5230T\u5934\uff0cT\u6655\uff0cS\u518d\u6253\u6b7bB2)
E&J: Are you Ok, master?(\u6276T)
J: Look,(\u4f38\u98df\u6307)how many?
T:Two\u2026..(\u6655\u4e4e\u4e4e\u5730)Sun Wukong, game over!(\u53d8\u6210B3)
B3: (\u770b\u5230B1,B2\u5c38\u4f53)Oh\u2026.,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(\u54ed\u558a)
S: I\u2019ll kill you, monster!(\u6253)
T: \uff08\u60f3\u963b\u6b62\uff0c\u672a\u53ca\uff09You,you.....(\u9669\u4e9b\u6655\uff0cE,J\u6276\u4f4f )You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!
S: (\u60b2\uff0c\u79bb\u53bb)\uff08\u97f3\u4e50\uff0c\u8425\u9020 \u201c\u5047\u201d\u60b2\u4f24\u6c14\u6c1b\uff09\u300a\u4eba\u9b3c\u60c5\u672a\u4e86\u300b
E: Master, brother Monkey is.......
T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (\u51fa\u73b0) Ha,ha,ha!(\u4e09\u5c38\u4f53B1,B2,B3\u5728B\u62db\u624b\u540e\u201c\u98d8\u201d\u8d70)
T: \uff08\u60ca\uff09You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J\u53bb\u963b\u6597\uff0c\u88ab\u51fb\u9000)
B: (\u6293\u4f4fT)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......
S: (\u6084\u6084\u8d70\u5230B\u540e\uff0c\u6253B,B\u6655)A thousand years later.
T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
T: How,how did you find out?
S: (\u6c89\u9ed8).......Monkey's intuition(\u76f4\u89c9)
N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?
S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(\u5bf9T)I've called the police.
N: (\u6447\u9192B)You are under arrest .(\u51fa\u793a\u8bc1\u4ef6)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(\u5e26\u8d70B)
T: Wukong(S\u4e0d\u7406T)I admit my mistake this time(S\u4ecd\u4e0d\u7406)I'm sorry(\u5c0f\u58f0)
S: What?
T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S \u6342\u8033)\uff08\u97f3\u4e50\u54cd\uff09\u300a\u6562\u95ee\u8def\u5728\u4f55\u65b9\u300b\uff08\u8fd9\u4e2a\u653e\u4f34\u594f\uff09
T: Let's go guys!( \u6b4c)
S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.
E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.
J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.
T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.
T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.
T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet..
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A :Sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.
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B :Get away,get away,dirty man.
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A :Sir,sir!!
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B :Run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either
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C :Hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?
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A :But....sir....please listen to me.....
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B :Wa,why are you so disgusting!!
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C :Hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.
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E :Ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.
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E :Sir!you lost your wallet!Can't you be more clever?
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F :Good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint. Now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.
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B :Wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
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F :I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.We needn't take notice of him.Let me interview the other man,Hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?
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A :I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "\u94b1\u5305" in english......
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F :Dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us. Is that all right,chair?
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E :Yes,yes.
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C :Ai,men is so silly.
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4 Wives
N: narrator
M: merchant
W1: wife 1
W2: wife 2
W3: wife 3
W4: wife 4
N: There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best.
M: I also loved my 3rd wife very much. I’m very proud of her and always wanted to show off her to my friends. However, I am always in great fear that she might run away with some other men.
N: He too, loved his 2nd wife. She is a very considerate person, always patient and in fact is the merchant's confidante.
W2: I am his second wife. Whenever he faced some problems, he always turned to me and I would always help him out and tide him through difficult times.
W1: I am his first wife, a very loyal partner and have made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and business as well as taking care of the household. However, he did not love me and although I loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of me.
N: One day, the merchant fell ill. Before long, he knew that he was going to die soon. He thought of his luxurious life and told himself:
M: Now I have 4 wives with me. But when I die, I'll be alone. How lonely I'll be! I will ask my 4th wife.
(to his 4th wife) Hey, darling, I loved you most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?
W4: No way! Goodbye, dying man!
M: Oh, her answer cut me like a sharp knife right into my heart. I am so sad. I will ask my 3rd wife.
(turn to 3rd wife) Sweetie, I have loved you so much for all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?
W3: No! Life is so good over here! I'm going to remarry when you die!
M: I feel my heart sank and turned cold. I will ask my 2nd wife.
(turn to 2nd wife) Dear，I always turned to you for help and you've always helped me out. Now I need your help again. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?
W2: I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time! At the very most, I can only send you to your grave.
M: Her answer came like a bolt of thunder and I am devastated.
W1: I'll leave with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go.
M: Oh my dear first wife, you are so skinny, almost like you suffered from malnutrition. I am greatly grieved, but I would say to you I should have taken much better care of you while I could have!
N: Actually, we all have 4 wives in our lives
The 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when we die.
Our 3rd wife ? Our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, they all go to others.
The 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how close they had been there for us when we're alive, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.
The 1st wife is in fact our soul, often neglected in our pursuit of material, wealth and sensual pleasure.
Guess what? It is actually the only thing that follows us wherever we go. Perhaps it's a good idea to cultivate and strengthen it now rather than to wait until we're on our deathbed to lament.
楼主啊，编个短剧要花时间啊，这个是手头现成的，你要不急的话，我还能看看再编一个。着急要的话，你就只好“拿来”了。
楼上晚枫这个段子不错
4妻子
护士:旁白
商人呐?
中国的妻子1
妻子2感
中文:妻子3
4妻子W4:
护士:有一位富有的商人娶了四个老婆。他所爱的小老婆最和装饰她的衣裳和美味佳肴。他对她体贴入微,给她只不过是最好的。
男:我也爱我的第三位老婆。我为她感到骄傲,并常来炫耀她的朋友。然而,我十分害怕,怕她与其他男人跑了。
护士:当然,商人也爱二老婆,她既善解人意。她是一个很体贴人,并常在朋友面前炫耀的资本。
我是他的妻子。每当他遇到困难时,他总是转向我,我总是会帮助他解决困难,度过难关。
我是他的第一个妻子,一个非常忠诚的伴侣,已经作出了重大贡献,在维护自己的财富和业务以及照顾家庭。然而,他不喜欢我,尽管我爱他,他几乎没有注意到我。
护士:有一天,这个商人得了重病。不久以后,他知道他是将不久于人世。他想起了他,告诉自己奢华的生活.
男:我现在有四个老婆和我在一起。但是当我死时,我会感到孤独。我将多么孤单!我要问我的4妻子。
(他)嘿,亲爱的第四夫人,我最疼你,给你买最漂亮的衣服,还对你呵护备至。现在我就要离开这个世界了,你愿意随我而去,与我相伴吗?
W4:不可能!再见,垂死的人!
哦,她回答我,就像一把锋利的刀子进入了我的心。我很难过。第三位老婆,我要问我。
第三位老婆(转向)亲爱的,我爱你一辈子。现在我就要离开这个世界了,你愿意随我而去,与我相伴吗?
中文:不!生活是如此的美好!我要你死后我会改嫁他人!
男:我觉得我的心倏地下沉,渐渐变冷。我要问我的妻子。
(二)向亲爱的,我妻子过去常常求助于你,你总是帮助我。现在我想再请你帮一次忙。当我死后,你愿意随我而去,与我相伴吗?
那:对不起,我不能帮助你!在大多数的事,我只能给你的死亡。
她的回答犹如晴天霹雳,我真的很伤心。
我将离开与你在一起时的感觉。我将跟你,无论你走到哪里。
哦,亲爱的,你是第一个妻子苗条,几乎像你得了营养不良。我非常难过,但我对你们说,我应该好好地照顾你啊!
护士:事实上,我们都有四个老婆在我们的生活
小老婆代表我们的躯体。无论我们花费多少的时间和精力在使它看起来很好,它会让我们当我们死。
第三位老婆?我们的财物、地位和财富。一旦我们撒手西去,它终究会转向他人。
二老婆则代表了我们的家人与朋友。不管如何关闭时,他们已经为我们在那儿我们活着的时候,我们就可以最远是坟墓。
至于大老婆,她则是我们的灵魂,在我们经常被忽视的追求物质、金钱或感官享受的。
你猜怎麽了?她才是唯一与我们永远相伴。或许这是一个好主意,现在,而不是等到我们正在垂死
到这看看吧，希望对你有帮助
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People: young charges Attendants
Abai rural areas: (60 to 70 years old, humorous)
Rural Daniang: (age ibid., bold and vigorous sense of humor)
(Bamboo accompaniment)
Attendants:
Today, November 25
To work really hard,
Payment of a wandering line
I should be confused notalgia
We should see the classes,
I ah who (prevarication and)
5:00 invited me to eat ribs outside,
But his birthday today,
I have to for him to celebrate!
Abai: (singing)
My home on the Songhua River in northeast ah,
There are Manshanbianshu soybean sorghum.
……
I have nothing to do something good small drank wine ah,
5 ringleader, 666, drinking Haiting ease.
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