五人英语搞笑话剧剧本
五人英语搞笑话剧剧本
话剧是以对话方式为主的戏剧形式，于19世纪末20世纪初来到中国。与传统舞台剧、戏曲相区别，话剧主要叙述手段为演员在台上无伴奏的对白或独白，但可以使用少量音乐、歌唱等。下面为大家带来五人英语搞笑话剧剧本，快来看看吧。
演话剧的时候需要剧本，同学们，下面就是适合五个人的话剧剧本，请看：
人物：追星A, 追星B，追星C，明星，车主 旁白 经纪人
旁白：A girl is crazy about a star called Handsome+人名. Even when she is asleep, she can dream that man.
A：(打哈欠)，I need to go to bed, I’m so sleepy.(打哈欠)——边走边说 （趴在讲台上睡）
（进入梦乡）
旁白：In her dream……
(上台摆两个凳子，A做一个)
A：Oh, it’s a fine day. (假装看天) (然后突然不经意的拿起一本书翻看)
明星：(上台)：Oh, it’s a fine day. (然后坐凳子)
(A看着看着书，就不经意的往旁边看，然后再看看书，突然感觉不对劲，在意外的往旁边看，看到了自己最喜爱的那个明星，十分激动，不敢相信这是真的)
A：Are you … are you that … super star?(激动地说不出话)
明星：（随意的回答） Yes, what’s wrong?
A: I’m your fan,super fan. Your photos are full of my bedroom, no, they are full of my house, including kitchen, living room, bedrooms, and… and toilet.
(激动，后面讲到厕所时，还有点不好意思)
(当明星听到厕所时，很惊讶)
明星：You are too…enthusiastic [in,θju:zi'?stik]. (有点嫌弃)
A: Can you give me your signature?
(讲到签名，明星就兴奋了)
明星：Ok ,of course!
A：（大声喊）Oh ,I will have the Handsome______’s signature
(突然，两个人跑过来，B把A给推开了然后两人问明星要签名)
B：Please ,please give me signature!!!!!!!
C: No, give it to me, to me!!!
(两人抢着，A一人孤零零的.站在旁边，)
A: Why the result is this ?(抱头痛哭，边走边哭，然后走到睡觉的那个地方，恢复原来的样子，还有点啜泣)
A： Er? Where is it? Oh,it’s just a dream , but ,it’s a bad dream.
It’s too early, I want sleep.(又趴下去)
旁白：In her second dream, the scene is at the crossroads.
A: Look at the tall buildings, they like the …like the …I don’t have any adjrectives to describe them.
(明星上场，走在对面，也在欣赏某些东西)
A：Oh ,look at there, that man is like a star ! Oh ,Oh ,Oh ,(一次比一次激动)he is …..he is…..Handsome_______！I want his signature! But there is too much cars, What can I do? What can I do? I don’t care this any more, the signature is more important!
(正当他准备过马路时，车主做开车动作来了，将要撞A，A很害怕)
车主：Look out!
Aon’t come here, don’t come here!(闭着眼睛) (车主迅速下台)
（A突然站起来，睁开眼睛）
A：A dream .too? Oh, my god, Why do I always can’t get the signature? No, I must get it, sleep again! Yes ,sleep! But ,why do I stand here? I should lie in the bed. Whether these, I must go to bed and get the signature!(趴着又睡)
旁白：In her third dream
(明星在签名，A前面有B, C)
经纪人：One by one,Don’t be wrought-up
A: Yeah,I can get it at last. Before me ,there are only two people.
（到B）
B:I love you very much. My dreamlover.
明星：Thank you
(B下，C上)
C: Oh，I meet you ,can I hug with you ?
明星：Sure.
(两人抱了一下)
（到A）
A: I can get your signature in the end! I’m so excited
(明星面目有点难受的样子，手捂着肚子)
明星：Sorry, can I go to the toilet for a moment? My stomach is hurt a lot.(难受)
A: Yes, make yourselfe at home.
(过来一会儿)
A: Handsome_______ has gone to toilet for such a long time. Is he ok?
经纪人对A说：Sorry, the girl, Handsome_____ perhaps can’tcome here to give you signature, He is too hurt. He went home.
A: Ah? Why always me ? (伤心地离开，走到睡着的地方)
（突然起身）
A :Why always me ? I only want a signature~~ ai~~ What time is it now ? (看了一下钟，表情惊讶) It’s near 8 o’clock .I can’t arrive at the school on time! Oh no ,hurry up hurry up!
话剧名称由来
一种以对白和动作为主要表现手段的戏剧。最早出现在辛亥革命前夕，当时称作“新剧”或“文明戏”。新剧于辛亥革命后逐渐衰落。“五四”运动以后，欧洲戏剧传入中国，中国现代话剧兴起，当时称“爱美剧”和“白话剧”。它通过人物性格反映社会生活。话剧中的对话是经过提炼加工的口语，必须具有个性化，自然，精炼，生动，优美，富有表现力，通俗易懂，能为群众所接受。郭沫若的《屈原》、老舍的《茶馆》，曹禺的《雷雨》，苏叔阳的《丹心谱》等，都是我国著名的话剧。
话剧是在20世纪初才由外国传入中国的。1907年由中国留学日本东京的曾孝谷据美国小说改编的《黑奴吁天录》，是中国早期话剧的第一个剧本。现代著名话剧家有郭沫若、曹禺、洪深、田汉、老舍等。
19世纪末20世纪初，中国社会经济政治的变化推动了戏剧运动的发展，戏曲领域里出现了全国规模的改良运动。同时，在日本新派剧和欧洲戏剧的影响下诞生了中国早期话剧，当时叫新剧，又称作文明戏。新剧兴起于辛亥革命前夕，后经中国早期话剧奠基人任天知领导的进化团总结这一新兴剧种的经验，探索创新，并吸收外来营养加以发展，从而形成了完整的格局。早期的优秀剧目有《家庭恩怨记》《社会钟》《空谷兰》《梅花落》《珍珠塔》《恨海》等。
到1928年，经著名的戏剧家洪深提议，将这种主要运用对话和动作表情来传情达意的戏剧样式定名为“话剧”。从此，这个由西方传入中国的剧种，才有了一个大家认可的正式名称。
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