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有两个经济学研究生甲和乙，二人在路上走，发现一坨狗屎。甲对乙说：你把它吃了，我给你5000万。乙一听，这么容易就赚5000万，臭就臭点吧，大不了拿了钱去洗胃，于是就把屎吃了。
二人继续走，心里都有点不平衡，甲白白损失了5000万，什么也没捞着。乙虽说赚了5000万，但是吃了坨屎心里也堵得慌。
这时又发现一坨屎，还热乎的，乙终于找到了平衡，对甲说：你把它吃了，我也给你5000万。甲一想损失的5000万能赚回来，吃坨屎算什么，乙不是也吃了吗？于是也把屎吃了。按理说这下二人该平衡了，但是他们越琢磨越觉得不对劲，两个人的资本一点也没有增加，反而一人吃了一坨屎。于是就去找教授，教授听了他们的诉说，激动得潸然泪下：同学们，你们应该高兴啊，你们仅仅吃了两坨屎，就为咱们国家贡献了1个亿的GDP啊！
GDP是国内生产总值，两人虽然都给了对方5000万，但这过程中没有生产出任何东西啊！
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