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校园相声《祖国在我心中》甲乙二人刚站好。
甲：啊！
乙（吓了一跳）：怎么着这位？
甲：世界的东方，
乙：什么啊这是？
甲：有一块辽阔富饶的土地，
乙：哪儿啊？
甲：一条几字型河流横贯东西……
乙：河流？怎么又扯到这儿了？
甲：在历史的长河里，它谱写了一段又一段壮丽的诗篇；在岁月的变迁中，它见证了一个又一个奇迹的诞生。现在的它，正张开博大的胸怀笑迎八方来客。
乙：这说谁呢这是？
甲：太阳升起的地方，生活着一个勤劳勇敢的民族，腾云驾雾的神龙，是他们顶礼膜拜的神圣图腾。他们是世界民族之林中一颗最璀璨的明星；他们用自己的智慧创造出人类最辉煌的华夏文明。曾经的他们，一次次抵御了强大外族的入侵。
乙：哦，我听出来了，这好像是在诗朗诵……
甲：这样广袤的土地，这样伟大的民族，它有一个令世界闻之起敬的名字，它是我们13亿人民共同依恋的母亲————中国。
乙：原来是在说我们伟大的祖国啊……对了，十一刚过，爱国主义高潮还没过去呢。
甲：什么叫还没过去啊？就爱国这件事来说，永远都得提倡，永远都不会过时！
乙：那是那是。可像你这样就在这儿吵吵就叫爱国啦？
甲：怎么着？有什么不对么？（摆开架势）我要赞美您，祖国！我因能降生在您的怀抱里而自豪，因能聆听您的谆谆教诲而光荣，我因骨子里深深烙下了中国印而庆幸，我因血液里涌动着中国魂而终身自豪。请允许我走近您，聆听您的心声，感受您的呼吸,了解您五千多年的生命中，那些为人称颂的曾经。
乙：又来了！行了行了，有些人哪，就这样，嘴上说的比蜜还甜，其实心口不一……
甲：什么叫心口不一啊？你什么意思这是？
乙：就说上回吧，学校号召给贫困山区的孩子捐款，你捐了么？
甲：……我……我不是……（作扭捏状）人家不是得省点钱买溜溜球呢吗！再说了，捐款怎么着？不捐款怎么着？这和爱国两码事儿！
乙：两码事？！我们支援贫困山区建设，让贫困山区的孩子都接受到良好的教育，才能把我们的祖国建设得更美，才能使我们的国家更富强，这怎么能是两码事儿呢？
甲：（不理会乙）祖国啊！我怎能不歌颂您，怎能不赞美您呢？55年艰苦卓绝的奋斗，你用自己的臂膀撑起整个民族的脊梁。看今朝，神州大地，盛世欢歌，一派繁荣景象，到处流光溢彩，到处姹紫嫣红。从北国到南疆，从塞上到江南，无处不传颂着赞美您的诗句，无处不飘荡着颂扬您的歌声。
乙：得了吧，你！你这样不对哈！
甲：有什么不对的？难道我们的祖国不值得这样歌诵么？
乙：光歌诵没有用！你得踏踏实实、实实在在地去为祖国作奉献。
甲：怎么奉献哪？那我去把那溜溜球儿卖了，然后捐给贫困山区就行了？
乙：得了，用不着，啊，用不着！
甲：那你说我怎么办？
乙：你呀，你要把祖国放在心中！别光放在嘴上……！
甲：我没有啊，我觉得我是把祖国放在心里了（悄声对外），（就是地方偏点儿，得翻半天才能翻出来……），那你说，你说我得怎么办？
乙：真想知道怎么办？
甲：真的！
乙：特别想知道怎么办？
甲：特别想！
乙：确定肯定以及一定想知道？
甲：确定肯定以及一定！
乙：那我告诉你……
甲：啊，怎么办哪？
乙：你呀……
甲：嗯？
乙：把溜溜球送给我就行了……
甲：啊？！
这是我在学校国庆时用的。
甲：今天人来的不少，又多了一些（乙：没错）大家能听我说相声，我心里十分温暖（乙：是啊）温暖的直出汗（乙：你那是热的）呵呵，我压力很大（乙：紧张）得，闲话少说，快到国庆节了（乙：没错)祖国六十周年大庆！为此国家差不多准备了两年（乙：真下功夫！）全国上下都庆十一，所以我们两个也表示表示（乙：应该的）表示对祖国的热爱（乙：好）
甲：说道爱国啊……
乙：那就要说到我
甲：怎么呢
乙：我爱国啊
甲：就你啊，别找乐了
乙：这怎么讲
甲：还想让我都给你抖了出来啊，前些日子升国旗唱国歌你怎么做的
乙：当然是好好唱了，声音洪亮啊
甲：噫~~~！可是洪亮了，声情并茂，边唱边跳，还街舞，我还不会
乙：哎~那不就是活动活动嘛
甲：那国歌里边带英语怎么回事，人家唱：起来！起来！起来！你在那：stand up stand up stand up!怎么回事
乙：下节英语课，我帮老师喊起立
甲：用得着你吗，要知道，这是国歌，要严肃，不能随便唱，唱国歌是表达了对祖国的热爱（乙：没错）还有，升国旗时也是一样，要庄严肃穆，挺胸抬头，行注目礼，这是对祖国对国旗的尊重，（乙：是那样）有些人猫个腰，伸个脖子，贼眉鼠眼，知道这是升国旗呢，不知道的以为要掏包呢
乙：不错，作为一个中国人要热爱自己的祖国，爱国旗，爱国歌
甲：说的没错，不仅要爱国，还要爱集体
乙：没错，那请你也表达一下对祖国的热爱，大家掌声鼓励鼓励
甲：别别别，说相声说相声，哈哈哈
乙：不，一定要说
甲：真说啊（乙：可不真说嘛）那我说了啊，注意聆听，很有诗意，啊，注意听：我对咱班的祝愿……是……是无法用语言表达的！谢谢谢谢
乙：完啦？！（甲：可不完了吗）就这个啊，你呀！别找乐了，一点不正经
甲：你看你看，我说不说，你非让我说，就怕别人领会错了，我这话的意思是我心中的祝愿数不清道不尽，只能用行动表达了
乙：哦~这样啊，同学们，让我们把这样美好的祝愿也送给我们伟大的祖国，来祝贺祖国六十华诞
甲和乙：祝中华人民共和国万岁！
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