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医生诊断之后，对患者说"你必须割除盲肠。"患者吃惊地说，"人没有盲肠也可以生存吗?""你是可以活下去，可是我们医生就不行。"
死者的父亲
老王有天在街上闲逛看到不远的前方似乎有车祸发生一群人挤著围观老王连忙赶上去可是人太多了怎麽挤也几不进去老王心生一计大喊："让开！我是死者的父亲"这时大夥都以讶异的眼神望著他原来。。。。。。死的是一条狗
紧张
躺在手术台上的患者，看到手术前的各种准备，心里觉得非常不安，就说，"大夫，对不起，这是我初次动手术，所以非常紧张。"大夫拍拍他的肩膀，安慰道，"我也是一样。"
小张买了一只鹦鹉,鹦鹉就会说一句话“你谁呀”,有一天小张上班了,家里来个换煤气的敲门,鹦鹉说“你谁呀”外面回答“换煤气的”,鹦鹉说“你谁呀”,屋外回答“换煤气的”鹦鹉说“你谁呀”.....等小张下班回到家看到家门口躺着一个人,小张说“这是谁呀”,鹦鹉说“换煤气的”。
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