寻找笑话~要文明健康的，有关儿童或者精神病的，最好我没听过的！
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医生们就告诉神经病说等领导来了之后我一抬手
大家要齐刷刷的鼓掌，我一说停就马上雅雀无声
要是你们表现好的话，晚上给你们发肉包子吃
一会领导来了，医生手一抬，神经病们马上发出雷一般的掌声
领导看神经病们这么热情，热泪盈眶，跟着大家一起鼓掌
医生手一放下，神经病们马上停止了
可是领导没反应过来，还在鼓
这时候冲出来一个神经病
过来就是一巴掌
你他妈的不想吃包子啦？！
1.一天，某神经系列的病房里，有一个神经病人在唱歌，院长看见了，那个病人马上翻了一面，院长连忙问为什么，只见那个病人说：“笨蛋，A面唱完了唱B面呗！”
2.一天，女老师向校长诉苦，说：“小刚是全班最调皮的学生，全班只有他一个人从来不旷课！”
3.老师：“苹果该什么时候摘？”小敏:“没有人的时候！”
4:。老师：“考试不能作弊!”小红：“对，我们不能坐以待毙！'
儿子每晚要和妈妈睡。
妈说：你长大了娶了媳妇也和妈睡呀？
儿答：嗯！
妈说：那你媳妇咋办？
儿说：让她跟爸睡。
爸听后激动的说：这孩子从小就懂事！
有两个精神病从医院跑出来，爬到树上，其中一个不慎从树上掉了下来，他看另外一个还在树上，于是喊道，喂，你怎么不下来，树上的那个说，我还没熟
小明剪了新发型，可同学笑他的发型像风筝，于是小明就跑到操场上去哭，哭着哭着，他就飞了起来
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