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乙:废话,谁没有手指头。
甲:指头有长有短,有大有小。
乙:没错,这是睁眼说实话。
甲:可是我越看越喜欢它(竖大拇指),越恨它(竖食指)。
乙:五指一握才成拳,怎么能说爱哪个恨哪个呢?
甲:唉,你是不知道,在我家“大拇指”是我爸,“食指”是我妈。
乙:怎么越说我越不明白了?
甲:举例说吧,有一天,我在幼儿园受到了老师的表扬,可真高兴!
乙:是该高兴。
甲:我一蹦一跳地回到家,高兴地喊了声“妈!”。
乙:那你妈肯定也很高兴。
甲:可谁知,话音刚落,“食指”就来了。
乙:怎么?你家还有客人?
甲:(伸食指)“食指”是我妈。“你怎么搞的,衣服脏成这样,又跑哪儿撒野去了?”
乙:唉,你妈可真厉害。
甲:我口渴了刚想拿苹果吃,“食指”又来了。
乙:又怎么了?
甲:(伸食指)“你怎么就知道吃,快点写字,写不完不能吃!”
乙:吃都不让了?
甲:我刚坐下写了两个字,就想尿尿。
乙:唉,这尿也不争气。
甲:哎呀,憋不住了!
乙:那就快去吧。
甲:不行啊,“食指”又来了,(伸食指)“你这孩子,真是懒驴上磨屎尿多,快做作业!”
乙:唉!
甲:就这样,“食指”的屡次出现使我做作业都没了精神。
乙:换了谁都不会有精神。
甲:越没精神就越出错,,越出错我妈就越批评我。
乙:这叫“恶性循环”。
甲:你说我能不恨它吗?(伸食指)
乙:“食指”在你家也真没趣,那“拇指”呢?
甲:“拇指”就不同了,GOOD!GOOD!GOOD!棒!棒!棒!你真棒!
乙:看!一说就来精神了。
甲:这不,我作业刚做完,老爸就回来了。一推门就这样满脸堆笑,赞赏地说(竖大拇指)“儿子,你真棒!回家就知道学习。”一句话说得我怪不好意思。
乙:看,一句表扬,就象一缕阳光。
甲:为了回报老爸,我去给老爸拿拖鞋,取报纸,开电视——
乙:看,给点阳光,他就会灿烂。
甲: 结果,老爸又表扬我了(竖大拇指)“我儿子真乖,就是知道体贴人。我说么,我的儿子是最棒的!”我听了,甭提有多高兴了!
乙: 瞧他美的!
甲: 你说我能不喜欢它吗?(竖大拇指)
乙: 是该喜欢,连我都羡慕你家的“大拇指”了。
甲:“大拇指”表示的是赞美,“食指”表示的是批评。
乙: 天下哪个孩子不喜欢表扬?
甲: 所以,以后我要有了儿子,我就多用这个(竖大拇指)!
乙: 唉,那还早着呢。
甲: 你说,他们能一样吗?
乙: 是不一样,连表情都不一样,“大拇指”是这样的(笑脸),“食指”是这样的(凶相)。
甲: 我多么希望我妈妈也是这个呀!(竖大拇指)
乙: 你妈会的,那不她来了!
甲: 啊(吓跑)?!
乙: 唉,看把他吓的!
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