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诸葛亮这家伙成天喜欢玩火,先是火烧新野,然后在赤壁差点把曹操烧烤,可惜后来天公不作美,没能把司马懿做成铁板烧。
放屁声太大,没听清
一对青年男女在公园约会时,女孩特别想放屁,她想了个办法:女:你听过布谷鸟叫吗? 男:没听过。女:我给你学,布(放屁声)-谷(口中发出的声音)。学了几声后,该放的也已放完。女:听清了吗?男:放屁声太大,没听清。
生活本来就很搞笑
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