急求相声短一点的50字左右 急求！谁有搞笑一点的相声。（最好短一点）
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\u4e59\uff1a\u4ed6\u5462?
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\u4e59\uff1a\u804a\u70b9\u4ec0\u4e48\u5440?
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\u4e59\uff1a\u90a3\u600e\u4e48\u53eb\u4e00\u5410\u4e3a\u5feb\u5462?
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\u4e59\uff1a\u8fd9\u4e48\u4e2a\u4e00\u5410\u4e3a\u5feb\u5440!
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\u4e59\uff1a\u968f\u5730\u5410\u75f0\u54ea!
\u7532\uff1a\u4f60\u4ee5\u4e3a\u5462?
\u4e59\uff1a\u8fd9\u53ef\u592a\u4e0d\u9053\u5fb7\u4e86!
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1\uff1a\u59d3\u5434~~
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1\uff1a\u846b\u82a6~~
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1\uff1a\u4e8c\u5341\u4e94~~
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1\uff1a\u864e~~
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1\uff1a\u7236\u6bcd~~
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1\uff1a\u65e0~~
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1\uff1a\u634f\u561f~~
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1\uff1a\u4e8c\u53d4~~
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1\uff1a\u767e\u8d27\u697c~~
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1\uff1a\u4e70\u918b~~
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1\uff1a\u70e4\u767d\u85af~~
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1\uff1a\u5168\u6d12\u4e86~~~
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冯巩：嘿！点子公司，这是个新生事物。顾名思义，啊，啊！你们点子公司是干吗的？
牛群：说白了，就是给大家出点子，出注意。首先做个自我介绍吧，本人是点子公司的总经理。
冯巩：牛总。
牛群：鲁迅先生对我们老牛家有高度的评价。
冯巩：怎么说的？
牛群：牛，吃的是草。
冯巩：挤出的是奶。
牛群：而我则不然，吃的是奶。
冯巩：挤出的是草。
牛群：挤的是点子。人送外号“点子牛”。
冯巩：“点子牛”，“点子牛”就是您哪！您是当今社会的大腕。“点子牛”谁不知道，反正我不知道。
牛群：看这意思，你对我们点子公司是不太信任。
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