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1 the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one noticed the classmate, make her antics. You sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: \"oh, it's really hot in here, I think I'd better take off your ring.\" 2, the mistress called the maid to ask her: \"are you pregnant?\" \"Yes!\" The maid answered. Export \"kui you still say, you are not married, don't you feel shy?\" The hostess training again. \"Why should I be shy, you don't the hostess also pregnant?\" \"But I conceive is my husband!\" The hostess retorted angrily. \"Me too!\" The maid happy to echo. 3, a man riding a motorcycle like the dress, is to cut on the back, can the wind. Drunk driving one day, he turned over, a planted on the road. Police: police a: a good serious car accident. Policeman b: yes, his head hit the back. Po1: well, still breathing, let's help him turn his head back. Po2: good... One, two, turn back. Policeman a: well, not breathing... 4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often have some ghost story, one night, there's a taxi driver saw the side of the road have a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman waved to him, because the driver didn't see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesn't believe in ghosts, the in the mind also maomao, so often the woman behind the rearview mirror to see, open open, the driver found the woman suddenly disappeared! The driver startled, hurriedly stepped on a brake! I saw the woman face is blood, grim expression. The driver frighten of teeth chatter. Suddenly the woman spoke: \"would you drive! I bow to fasten shoelaces are you smashed through a sudden brake my nose...\" 5, a patient to see a doctor, the doctor examined him, frowning said: \"you too serious ill, I'm afraid I won't live much longer.\" Patient: \"please tell me how long will I live?\" Doctor: \"ten...\" Patient anxiously asked: \"what? Ten years?? Ten months??? Ten days?????\" Doctor: \"ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...\" 6, teacher: \"can you say some 18 th-century scientists common characteristics?\" Student: \"yes, they are all dead.\" 7, rhino poop Qiang and mosquito fall in love, Qiang asked a mosquito is to do what work, the mosquito said: \"nurse, give or take an injection.\" Qiang a clap a thigh: \"the fate, I am a traditional Chinese medicine bureau rub pills...\" 8, the africans live in a hotel. In the midnight, a fire, unknown reason. Before rushing so many africans, naked and ran out. Firefighters said exclaimed: \"my mama ah! All paste the burned area can run so fast!\" 9, a person wants to go abroad, but it must be approved by boss. So he to the manager for instructions, the boss gave him a note, it read: \"Go ahead\". The man thought, \"Go ahead = progress, boss is approved.\" So he started to packing. A colleague to see he asked: \"what are you doing?\" He said: \"I'm ready to Go abroad investigation, boss approved, wrote me 'Go ahead'.\" Colleague of joy at the sight of article: \"let's boss haven't approved!!!!! Our boss English don't you know, he is said to head!\" 10, priests to buy his horse and carriage of the farmer said, \"this horse can only understand the language of the church, call\" thank god \"it ran; called\" praise god \"it didn't stop.\" Farmer track, he tried to thank god gave a cry, the horse gallop, immediately ran faster and faster. A run to the edge of the cliff frightened farmer remembered that let it stop password \"praise god\". Sure enough, the horse stopped. Close the farmer grows a sigh: \"thank god.........\"
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2 、信徒：“万能的上帝啊，一万年对您来说是多长呢？”上帝：“我眨一下眼的功夫。”信徒：“那么10亿元钱呢？”上帝：“不过是我的一根头发而已。”信徒：“哦，慈悲的上帝啊，那就请您给我一根头发吧。”上帝：“没问题，等我眨一下眼之后给你。”
4 、一天，克林顿的妻子希拉里被带去见上帝，她发现在上帝的客厅里挂着许多表，而且这些表有的走得快，有的走得慢。于是她就问上帝的仆人：“为何上帝要收集这麽多表？而且这些表走得还不一样快？”上帝的仆人说到：“这些表代表着人的生命，世界上每一个人都有一块着样的表，如果他的外遇多，他的表走得就快，没有外遇表走得就慢。”希拉里听完后向四周看了看又说道：“为何没看见我丈夫克林顿的表？”上帝的仆人说：“你丈夫的表被上帝拿到办公室当电风扇去了！
5 、一对儿同年同月同日生的老夫妇共同生活了35年。今天，他们大摆宴席，庆贺他们的60岁大寿。宴席过程中，上帝来了。上帝称赞老夫妇是真正的“恩爱夫妇”，并答应给他们每人一个愿望。老太太激动地说：“我们很贫穷，我只想想好好看看这个世界，做一次全球旅游。”上帝挥了一下手，砰的一声，一打儿飞机票从空中落入老太太的手上。该老头儿许愿了，只见他沉思了一会儿，说道：“我想娶一个比我年轻30岁的女人。”上帝又了一下手，砰！……老头儿一下子变成了90岁
6 、上帝用泥巴捏了个人，从此就有了人类；最先有的是白人——因为上帝把泥人放到火上烤轻了；其次有了黑人——因为担心火候不到结果给烤大了；后来掌握了最佳火候也就有了我们黄色人种，所以说我们是上帝最成功的杰作。
7、在XX精神病院里，有一个精神病大吼：“我是院长，你们都得听我的！” 主治医师和护士说：“谁告诉你你是院长的？” 病人说：“是上帝告诉我的，你们想违抗上帝的命令吗？” 这时，另一个病人跳了起来，怒吼道：“笨蛋，我什么时候告诉你了？”
8、 有个家庭的大家长去世了，请来一名念祭文的师父。 偏偏该名师父的教育程度不高，大字也不识几个， 於是就有了这样一个笑话。祭文的内容是： 不孝子潘金科，不孝媳池氏，不孝孙潘两姿,不孝女潘道寺叩拜 然後师父开始念起祭文： 『不孝子：番金斗』就见长子开始翻起筋斗来。师父再念： 『不孝媳也氏』於是就见长媳也跟着翻起筋斗来。师父再念： 『不孝孙番两次』长孙也跟着翻起筋斗。师傅最后念： 『不孝女翻到死』长女也就翻起筋斗 於是，整个灵堂里就见这一家子人在翻筋斗.....
9、石头和年糕打架，石头飞起一脚就把年糕踢进了大海………… 从前有一对恋人私定终生,但是男生需要服兵役,便和女生定下誓言,给了女生一枚钻石戒,并许诺在三年后的今天与那女生碰面,到时候,那枚戒指作为婚戒. 好不容易3年过去了,女生一直在等男生,却一直等不到,她伤心过度,绝望的她把钻戒扔入大海,远走他乡.可是,那男生其实也一直在等那女孩,可是,女孩误解了约会地点,于是便永远的成为了遗憾.男生伤心欲绝…过了几年,男生出外钓鱼,猜猜看他钓到了什么? 年糕!!! /
10、 从前从前有一只鸟 他每天都会经过一片玉米田 但是很不幸的 有一天那片玉米田发生了火灾 所有的玉米都变成了爆米花 小鸟飞过去以后…… 以为下雪，就冷死了…
33 上班的心情比上坟还沉重。
34 别说我高傲，我只是拒绝与禽兽打交道。
35 脑袋空不要紧，关键不要进水。
36 保护自己，关爱他人，请不要半夜出来吓人。
37 我心眼小，但不缺；我脾气好，但不是没有。
38 人和猪的区别就在于：猪一直是猪，而人有时候却不是人。
39 人家有的是背景，而我有的只是背影。
40 见到我之后你就会发现：原来帅也可以这么具体啊！
41 出问题多从自己身上找原因，别TM一便秘就怪地球没有引力。
42 完了，你也不理我了，我成狗不理了。
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