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乙：对，小学我们俩就同班
甲：那时候老师总让我们说自己的理想
乙：对，老师总问，你长大了想干什么
甲：我的梦想是当**叔叔
乙：小男孩都羡慕**
甲：通过我多年的努力，现在我的梦想实现了一半……
乙：怎么是一半呢？
甲：有人管我叫叔叔了……
乙：哦，这么个一半啊。再努力，还有人管你叫大爷呢，管什么用啊
甲：我们俩从小就是兄弟，我们还有一个共同的宿敌
乙：宿敌
甲：对，他的名字，叫别人家的孩子
乙：别人家的孩子？
甲：对，我小时候一调皮，我妈就说，你看看，别人家孩子多听话
乙：对，我一考试不及格，我妈就说，你看看，别人家总考一百
甲：这个别人家孩子从来不玩游戏，从来不聊QQ，天天就知道学习
乙：这个别人家的孩子，长得好看，又听话，回回年级第一
甲：这个别人家孩子，有个漂亮的女朋友，
乙：这个别人家孩子，研究生和公务员都考上了
甲：一个月工资上万
乙：会做饭，会家务，会八门外语
甲：上学在外地一个月只要400生活费还嫌多
乙：说了半天，这别人家孩子到底长什么样啊
甲：是啊，这么完美的孩子得长什么样啊
乙：从来就没见过，那只是一个传说
甲：后来，我们上大学的时候，还是一个宿舍的
乙：要不说关系这么瓷实呢
甲：有一天，学校广场上号召同学们献血，说是200CC送一盒巧克力，400CC送个手表。我想那我捐400，献了爱心，还有手表戴，我的搭档不一样
乙：我怎么了？
甲：我的搭档听说了，跑过去问护士：“一万CC送什么？”
乙：霍，一万CC
甲：护士淡定的说：“骨灰盒。。。”
乙：连骨髓都抽没了
甲：我这搭档很有爱心
乙：爱心什么啊爱心，我这不是财迷转窍么
甲：还有一次，我和搭档去看电影，演的是哈利波特
乙：对，我们都喜欢这个
甲：进场的时候，一小女孩和她妈妈在我们背后，是个小粉丝，穿着斗篷，拿着一个玩具的魔杖玩，
乙：哈利波特的小影迷
甲：她举起魔杖指着我搭档的后背：我要把你变成丑八怪！这也搁别人，可能就生气了，我的搭档，他很有度量，他听完，笑了
乙：小孩啊，咱不能和他一般见识
甲：他转身过去，“小朋友，你也来看电影啊”，就听到一声惊叫：妈妈！妈妈！魔法显灵了。
乙：唉哟，去你的吧
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