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经典台词1.人跟人的差距咋就这么大呢！
2.大哥，你要砸就砸我吧！
3.这是病人与病人之间在探讨病情，你瞎掺和啥呀你！
4.大哥，我真抽了！
5.苍天啊！大地啊！这是哪位天使大姐给我出的这口气啊！
6.你这人怎么不按套路出牌？
7.忽海无涯，回头是岸。
8.小样我整不死你！
9.一般人我不告诉他。
10.忽悠，接着忽悠！
11. 拐一年卖一年，缘分啊！吃一堑长一智，谢谢啊！横批是：自学成才！
12.IC、IP、IQ卡，统统告诉我密码！
13.大、大哥，稍等一会儿，我要……劫个色。
14.你也不理我，我成狗不理了。
15.啥也不说了，全在酒里边了。
16.唉，就……就你觉得这个事儿有……有意思吗？
17.弃勺从教。
18.戴功立罪。
19.这个人站的高度不同，看问题的角度就是不一样！
20.愚昧，太愚昧，你老愚昧了！知道不？
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