父女能顶半边天管教山河换新颜怎么幽默回复男朋友？ 关于谈恋爱的搞笑句子有哪些？
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NO.1 \u653f\u6cbb\u7cfb
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NO.2 \u6cd5\u5f8b\u7cfb
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NO.3 \u751f\u7269\u7cfb
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NO.4 \u673a\u68b0\u7cfb (\u53d1\u5b8c\u4ee5\u540e\uff0c\u9a6c\u4e0a\u72c2\u5954\u5230\u5973\u751f\u697c\u4e0b\uff0c\u968f\u65f6\u51c6\u5907\u51b2\u5230\u5979\u5bbf\u820d\u628a\u4eba\u5bb6\u4fee\u7406\u624b\u673a\uff0c\u968f\u4fbf\u5077\u7aa5)
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NO.5 \u5e08\u8303\u5e7c\u6559\u4e13\u4e1a
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NO.6 \u91d1\u878d\u7ba1\u7406\u7cfb
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NO.7 \u73af\u536b\u7cfb
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NO.8 \u5386\u53f2\u7cfb
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NO.9 \u5e7f\u544a\u8bbe\u8ba1\u7cfb
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NO.10 \u4e2d\u6587\u7cfb
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NO.11 \u8868\u6f14\u7cfb
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NO.12 \u6570\u5b66\u7cfb
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\u4e2a\u6570\u5b66\u5929\u624d\u7684\u60c5\u4e66
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你的男朋友这样说，是不是针对你和你的父亲说的意思呢。如果是的话你就回复他说:我只有半边天，而你是我的全部天。
关键是这句话他想表达的是什么意思，表达的意思你要清楚，然后你才能够去回复他，是吧？
你就可以回复他说你就是我的半边天，你为我遮挡所有。
换了新颜，你不怕别人抢走你的半边天。
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