求一首搞笑的英文诗歌。最好4句的。在线等！！！！要押韵 求英语大神帮忙！！写一首英语小诗！！简单就好 但是一定要押韵...
\u6c42\u4e00\u9996\u62bc\u97f5\u7684\u82f1\u6587\u5c0f\u8bd7\uff0c\u4ec0\u4e48\u9898\u6750\u90fd\u53ef\u4ee5\uff0c\u4e00\u5b9a\u8981\u62bc\u97f5\uff0c\u4e0d\u8981\u592a\u77ed\uff0c10\u884c\u4ee5\u4e0a\uff01\uff01\uff01\u8981\u81ea\u5df1\u5199\u7684\uff01\uff01\uff01Do not joke about the life,
Of where one or the others stand.
Because all of your belonging will just fade away,
No matter how good or sad.
Do not race,
And compare and compete with the other.
Because whatever people do to make you angry,
Just ignore, don't bother.
Do not lie,
As lies are a terrible sins.
Because the more you lie,
The more your heart pins.
So just don't do it,
My dear friend.
some stupid things is not worth much,
So just it end.
I want to write article,
To tell my artist,
my artist is now asking,
and i can ask.
Saliva dc 3,000 feet, a touch pocket had no money.
Spring without sleeping, everywhere mosquito bites dawn.
The big bear, who also ran.
LiBaiCheng boat don't give money,
The boatman a kick off the boat.
A thousand feet, depth of peach blossom beach
Don't know li bai death didn't die.
Qing Ming
【 don 】 DuMu
Qingming
Isolated rains fall heavily as qingming comes
JieWen beauty where
Shepherd XiaoDu sanlitun (see the most ambitious film, the poetry is in today's fen. See clear's sake, let him to start this!)
Spring dawn
【 don 】 meng haoran
Spring sleep it feels
Polytechnic beauty less
Sleepless night
I go online (to find old meng don't fiddle)
Jiangnan wel l turtle years
【 don 】 du fu
The chat room XunMei female
Q q bubble M S N
It is polytechnic landscape
Chat to see people (hey, speculation in the poet's adult ambitious ah)
medium-length
In the spring ShuiBu zhang 18 agents
【 don 】 han
North Richard xiaoyu embellish is like crisp
Beauty without remote see close
Is the most year grievance
Online M M original is a pig... (looks by Mr Han hit not small)
Much lustre early onset
【 don 】 li bai
Heart like toward resigned dormitory
The net friend meet suddenly also
Not all sad cry
Have risks to ShiXian gate (like met a carnivorous ~ ~ amen)
Mountain line
【 don 】 DuMu
The stairway, oblique xiangshan far
Clouds her and me
The original think my prince will princess
Real dinosaur see frog (wow, it is XiaoDu, so it's really a myriad of ah)
Jian Jia songs.
Jian Jia maturity, the millennium for frost
So-called in nets party yiren,
ChengXing see it, the face fat and long
ChengXing will, waist like water... (hey, old ancestors also didn't escape the robbery...)
Prevert operator
【 LiZhiYi song 】
I live north technical
She lived polytechnic north
Day chat about meet
Altogether shout see ghost... (how to join in the fun ~ ~ ci also really dinosaurs from generation yes)
Tail article
JiangNaChun
【 don 】 DuMu
Diverse network green flames
Chat heart gradually empty meet
Meet 4.8 times
How many dinosaurs in them (I can responsible said, XiaoDu exhausted, the consequences will be severe...)
Send yuan two make anxi
【 don 】 wang wei
North toward the rain yi Daniel morning
Whiny disappointed wounded heart
Advise jun mo looked for users
Tomorrow tonsured rush shaolin
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