英语两人对话小故事幽默
雇主 how much do you want a month? 你一个月想要多少钱？ 保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you . 800块， 吃你的，住你的 a:why do you drink wine everyday? b:i like it !a:is it delicious? b:of course!not only so,in wine there is truth. a:really,what is it? b:when you are in low spirits,drinking wine can help you about that .on the other hand,it can help you make more friends. a:oh,it's so supernatural. bill:hello, jill.jill:hi,bill .bill:what happened? you look like a little upset. jill:i'm worried about my exams. my teacher asks me to make a public sppech with one clas *** ate. bill:so you don't have a partner? jill:no,i have.lily is my partner.but neither of us know how to make a speech. bill:oh, it doesn't matter.my friend bob knows.he really did it before.you can ask him.jill:could you halp me? i don't know him. bill: of course. he is at classroom now. let's go.... bill: hello,bob.this is my friend jill. bob:nice to meet you,jill. jill: nice to meet you,too. bill:bob,jill meets a problem.his teacher asks him to make a speech.but he doesn't knowhow to make it.could you help him?bob:ok.there are several vital factors when it es to make a publicspeech.first of all,wo should consider the content of the speech,what things do you want to talk about.jill:let me write it down....ok.and then? bob:secondly,you should consider the length of the speech.it should not too long or too short. jill:and? bob:last but not least,speak confidently.just remember be confident whenever and wherever you are. that is the most importmant. jill:thank you very much. bob:any other matters i can help you? jill:maybe,but not at this moment.i have many things to do. could i ask you to help me later.bob:yes,you could.i'd like to. bill:ok, problems are solved.let go for lunch.it's time for lunch.and you can go on. A"what's hapon?" B"one car e one goe tow car penpen one car die"
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