英语六人搞笑剧本有哪些？ 求四到六人英语搞笑短剧，一定要幽默哦。。。
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\u4f60\u53ef\u4ee5\u81ea\u5df1\u52a0\u51e0\u4e2a\u89d2\u8272~
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\u5bfc\u6f14\uff1aAction\uff01[\u8dd1\u4e0b\u53f0]
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\u519c\u592b\uff1aI\u2019m a farmer.\uff08\u7a0d\u505c\u987f\uff09[\u8d70\u4e24\u6b65]A modern farmer.\uff08\u638f\u51fa\u58a8\u955c\u6234\u4e0a\uff09[\u51b7\u9177\u5730\u8d70\u4e24\u6b65\uff0c\u7a81\u7136\u88ab\u7eca\u4e86\u4e00\u8de4\uff0c\u56de\u5934\u751f\u6c14\u5730\u8e22\u4e86\u4e0b\u7eca\u81ea\u5df1\u7684\u77f3\u5934\uff0c\u7ee7\u7eed\u4fdd\u6301\u51b7\u9177]When I was yong,I studied in Nan~tong Middle School[\u638f\u51fa\u80f8\u5361\u9a84\u50b2\u5730\u5c55\u793a\u7ed9\u89c2\u4f17\u770b\uff0c\u6536\u8d77]\uff01So I\u2019m rich now\uff01[\u5f00\u59cb\u5c55\u793a\u540d\u724c\uff0c\u8fb9\u8bf4\u8fb9\u638f]Look\uff01This is my modern mobile\u2014\u2014Motorola WC 250\uff01This is my Swatch!This my MP3!This is my shoes\u2014\u2014ADI~DAS!This is\u2026 [\u4e0d\u7ecf\u610f\u5730\u638f\u51fa\u4e00\u4e2a\u82f9\u679c]Oh,sorry. And look at this![\u4ece\u6000\u91cc\u638f\u51fa\u75d2\u75d2\u6320] Do U know what\u2019s this\uff1f\u75d2\u75d2\u6320\uff1fNo no no~~It\u2019s my modern\u2014\u2014\u9504\u5934~\uff01\uff01[\u770b\u4e0b\u8868]It\u2019s time to do some farming\uff01[\u5f00\u59cb\u5f2f\u4e0b\u8170\u505a\u51fa\u9504\u5730\u7684\u52a8\u4f5c\uff0c\u9504\u4e86\u4e24\u4e0b\uff0c\u7a81\u7136] Oh yes!I think farming should be combined with music![\u638f\u51faMP3\u6234\u4e0a\uff0c\u5f00\u59cb\u5f88\u6709\u6fc0\u60c5\u5730\u8fb9\u9504\u5730\u8fb9\u5531]Farming farming,I\u2019m farming!Farming should be combined with music~!Farming farming,I\u2019m farming!Farming will be funny and easy~![\u8fb9\u5531\u8fb9\u9504\u8fb9\u6162\u6162\u4e0b\u53f0\uff0c\u628a\u6ca1\u7528\u7684\u9053\u5177\u62ff\u8d70\uff0c\u628a\u6709\u7528\u7684\u9053\u5177\u51c6\u5907\u5728\u53e3\u888b\u91cc] [\u6811\u8d70\u4e0a\u524d\u53f0]
\u6811\uff1aI\u2019m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![\u505a\u51fa\u75af\u72c2\u6447\u6eda\u6b4c\u624b\u7684\u52a8\u4f5c\uff0c\u8fb9\u505a\u8fb9\u5531\uff1a\u54fc\u54fc\u54c8\u897f\uff01\uff01\uff01]I can dance![\u8df3\u56db\u5c0f\u5929\u9e45]I\u2019m tall!And I\u2019m Strong!IF you hit me,you will \u6302\u6389\uff01Oh?There comes a rabbit! [\u5f15\u5bfc\u89c2\u4f17\u770b\u5154\u5b50A)\u3002\u6811\u7ad9\u56de\u540e\u53f0]
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\u5154\u5b50A\uff08\u4e00\u5f00\u59cb\u4e0d\u77e5\u9053\u72b6\u51b5\u3002\u4ee5\u4e3a\u81ea\u5df1\u626e\u6f14\u5468\u6770\u4f26\uff0c\u6240\u4ee5\u5f88\u70ed\u60c5\u5730\u4e0a\u573a\u8ddf\u89c2\u4f17\u6253\u62db\u547c\uff09\uff1aHey everybody,I\u2019m Jay!I love U!I love Nantong![\u5c55\u793a\u65b0\u4e13\u8f91\u300a\u5341\u4e00\u6708\u7684\u8096\u90a6\u300b]Now let me sing one of my new songs to U\uff01The name of the song is \u300a\u53d1\u5982\u96ea\u300b\uff01[\u6e05\u6e05\u55d3\u5b50\u6b63\u8981\u5531\uff0c\u8fd9\u65f6\u5019\u5bfc\u6f14\uff08\u8303\u51b0\uff09\u4e0a]
\u5bfc\u6f14\uff1a[\u62ff\u624b\u4e2d\u7eb8\u7b52\u72e0\u72e0\u6253\u4e86\u4e0b\u5154\u5b50A\u7684\u5934]What are U doing?! Now U are a rabbit,understand?![\u5154\u5b50A\uff1aSorry sorry sorry] [\u5bfc\u6f14\u8fb9\u8bf4\u8fb9\u593a\u8fc7\u300a\u5341\u4e00\u6708\u7684\u8096\u90a6\u300b\u3002\u5bfc\u6f14\u4e0b\u53f0\u4e4b\u524d\uff0c\u770b\u4e86\u4e0b\u300a\u5341\u300b] What\u2019s this?[\u770b\u4e86\u770b\uff0c\u60ca\u559c\u5730]Oh!It\u2019s mine\uff01\uff08\u5f88\u5174\u594b\u5730\u62ff\u7740\u4e0b\u573a\uff09
\u5154\u5b50A\uff1aOK,now I\u2019m a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now I\u2019m just walking around here. I think walking after meals is good for my health. [\u5728\u573a\u4e0a\u8f6c\u5708\uff0c\u60a0\u95f2\u6563\u6b65]
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\u519c\u592b\uff1a\uff08\u60ca\u559c\u5730\uff09Lunch\uff01[\u6254\u6389\u75d2\u75d2\u6320]I will catch it\uff01 [\u5077\u5077\u6478\u6478\u5730\u8ddf\u5230\u5154\u5b50\u540e\u9762\u8d70]
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\u5154\u5b50A\uff1aWahhhh~!\uff08\u5413\u4e00\u8df3\uff09What\u2019s this\uff01
\u519c\u592b\uff1aHnnnn\u2026\uff01I will kill U for lunch!
\u5154\u5b50A\uff1aBut your gun\u2026 [\u5e2e\u519c\u592b\u628a\u67aa\u5934\u8c03\u8f6c\u8fc7\u6765\uff08\u519c\u592b\u4e00\u5f00\u59cb\u628a\u67aa\u5bf9\u7740\u81ea\u5df1\uff09]
\u519c\u592b\uff1aThank you!
\u5154\u5b50A\uff1aMy pleasure. \uff08\u7a81\u7136\u60f3\u8d77\u6765\u519c\u592b\u8981\u6740\u81ea\u5df1\uff09 Wah~~~~~~ [\u5154\u5b50\u8dd1\uff0c\u8eb2\u5230\u6811\u540e\u9762\uff0c\u519c\u592b\u8ffd\u5230\u6811\u524d]
\u519c\u592b\uff1aWhere~ to go? Haha!
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\u5154\u5b50A[\u81ea\u6211\u9676\u9189\u4e2d\uff0c\u8fb9\u8df3\u8fb9\u8bf4]You didn\u2019t hurt me! You didn\u2019t hurt me\uff01
\u6811\uff1a[\u75db\u82e6\u4e07\u5206\u5730]But\u2026U\u2026Hurt me\u2026.[\u75db\u82e6\u5730\u6162\u6162\u632a\u52a8\u5230\u5154\u5b50\u80cc\u540e]
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\u519c\u592b\uff1aAh ha~! Bye bye ! [\u4e3e\u67aa\u5bf9\u51c6\u5154\u5b50\uff0c\u5f00\u67aa\uff0c\u6ca1\u58f0\u97f3\uff0c\u770b\u770b\u67aa\uff0c\u793a\u610f\u6ca1\u5b50\u5f39\u4e86\u3002\u5154\u5b50\u89c1\u72b6\uff0c\u975e\u5e38\u5174\u594b\u5730\u5927\u7b11\u8d77\u6765]
\u5154\u5b50A\uff1aHa ha ha ha! You can\u2019t kill me now\uff01 [\u5174\u594b\u5927\u7b11\uff0c\u7b11\u5230\u62bd\u7b4b\uff0c\u7b11\u5230\u540e\u4ef0\u3002\u7a81\u7136\u5934\u649e\u5012\u4e86\u540e\u9762\u7684\u6811] Wa \uff01[\u5154\u5b50\u6655\u4e24\u4e0b~~ \u201c\u6211\u5012\uff01\u201d \u5012\u5730]
\u519c\u592b\uff1aOH! [\u5f88\u5174\u594b\u5730\u8fc7\u53bb\u4e24\u4e2a\u624b\u6307\u63d0\u8d77\u5154\u5b50]My lunch , I caught you !!! [\u60f3\u4e00\u4e0b] But I\u2019m still full now.Let me tie it to the tree and have a sleep.I will eat it after sleeping.[\u628a\u5154\u5b50\u7ed1\u5230\u6811\u4e0a\u3002\u5012\u5730\u7761\u5230\u6811\u65c1\u8fb9]
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\u5154\u5b50A\uff1a[\u5154\u5b50\u5f88\u5feb\u9192\u4e86\uff0c\u770b\u770b\u56db\u5468\uff0c\u53d1\u73b0\u81ea\u5df1\u88ab\u7ed1\u4e86\uff0c\u5f88\u60ca\u8bb6]Where am I? What happened?
\u6811\uff1a[\u6307\u7740\u519c\u592b]He caught you and wanted to eat you.
\u5154\u5b50A\uff1aWhat?! I must leave here! But how can I escape\uff1f[\u4e1c\u5f20\u897f\u671b\uff0c\u770b\u5230\u519c\u592b\u7684\u624b\u673a]
[\u5154\u5b50\u4e0d\u77e5\u4e0d\u89c9\u5730\u628a\u6811\u6748\u79fb\u5f00\uff0c\u8d70\u5230\u624b\u673a\u524d\u770b\u4e86\u770b]\u54a6\uff1fWhat\u2019s this\uff1f[\u6361\u8d77\u6765\u770b]Oh,a mobile.[\u518d\u770b]It\u2019s beautiful.[\u653e\u56de\u539f\u5904\u3002 \u53c8\u81ea\u89c9\u5730\u628a\u81ea\u5df1\u7ed1\u5728\u6811\u4e0a\u3002 \u7a81\u7136\u60f3\u8d77\u6765]A mobile\uff01Maybe I can call some one to help me\uff01 [\u53c8\u4e0d\u77e5\u4e0d\u89c9\u5730\u628a\u81ea\u5df1\u653e\u51fa\u6765\uff0c\u90a3\u8d77\u624b\u673a] But how to use it\uff1f\uff1f\uff1f
\u6811\uff1a[\u8d70\u4e0a\u524d]Let me tell U.Look,press this button![\u7ed9\u5154\u5b50]
\u5154\u5b50A\uff1aOh I see. [\u505a\u51fa\u6253\u7535\u8bdd\u7684\u6837\u5b50] \u5582\uff1f
\u674e\u548f\uff1a[\u4e0a\u53f0\uff0c\u6fc0\u60c5\u6f8e\u6e43\u5730] Hello\uff01This is lucky fifty-two\uff01[\u505a\u51fa\u5e78\u8fd052\u7684\u624b\u52bf]I\u2019m Liyong\uff01Now let\u2019s start our first question\uff01What\u2019s the most probable relation between \u5eb7\u7199 and \u96cd\u6b63\uff1f A. Husband and wife B.Teacher and student C.Waiter and costomer Answer me,please!
\u5154\u5b50A\uff1a\uff08\u5f88\u51b7\u6f20\u5730\uff09Sorry\uff0c wrong number.[\u6302\u6389]
\u674e\u548f\uff1aAnswer me!Answer me! En..?\u5582\uff1f\u5582\u5582\uff1f[\u5f88\u90c1\u95f7\u5730\u4e0b\u53f0]
\u5154\u5b50A\uff1aNow let me call again.[\u62e8\u6253] \u5582\uff1f
\u5154\u5b50B\uff1a\u5582\uff1f
\u5154\u5b50A\uff1aHey Jackey\uff01
\u5154\u5b50B\uff1aHey tommy!
\u5154\u5b50A\uff1aHow are you doing?
\u5154\u5b50B\uff1aFine,thank you.And U?
\u5154\u5b50A\uff1aI\u2019m fine too!How are your parents doing?
\u5154\u5b50B\uff1aThey are fine,thank you.And U?
\u5154\u5b50A\uff1aThey are fine,too!How is your uncle doing?
\u5154\u5b50B\uff1aHe\u2019s fine,thank you!And U?
\u5154\u5b50A\uff1aHe\u2019s fine , too!
\u5154\u5b50B\uff1aBut why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me\u2026NO WAY!!!
\u5154\u5b50A\uff1aNo no no!I\u2019m in danger now!Come and help me!!!
\u5154\u5b50B\uff1aBut where are you?
\u5154\u5b50A\uff1aI\u2019m under a tree!
\u5154\u5b50B\uff1a[\u8fb9\u6253\u7535\u8bdd\u8fb9\u5728\u9644\u8fd1\u8d70\uff0c\u7ecf\u8fc7\u5154\u5b50A\u9762\u524d\uff0c\u4e24\u4e2a\u4eba\u8fd8\u6ca1\u53d1\u73b0]What can you see around you?
\u5154\u5b50A\uff1aI see a rabbit ,rather like you!
\u5154\u5b50B\uff1aA rabbit\u2026rather like me\u2026 OK! I\u2019ll soon come!Wait for me! I will help you! [\u5306\u5306\u79bb\u5f00]
[\u5154\u5b50A \u6253\u5b8c\u7535\u8bdd\uff0c\u5c0f\u5fc3\u7ffc\u7ffc\u5730\u628a\u624b\u673a\u653e\u56de\u519c\u592b\u5904\uff0c\u8fd8\u5f88\u6709\u793c\u8c8c\u5730\u8bf4\u4e86\u53e5\u201cThank you.\u201d \u7136\u540e\u53c8\u5f88\u81ea\u89c9\u5730\u628a\u81ea\u5df1\u7ed1\u56de\u4e86\u6811\u4e0a]
\u5154\u5b50A\uff1aHahaha!My friend will come and save me,yeah! [\u5174\u594b\u8fc7\u5ea6\uff0c\u540e\u4ef0\uff0c\u5934\u53c8\u649e\u5012\u6811\u4e0a\uff0c\u660f\u7729\u4e2d\u2026\u201c\u6211\u6655\uff01\u201d \u53c8\u6655\u4e86]
[\u5154\u5b50B\u4e0a\u3002]\u5154\u5b50B\uff1aI\u2019m also rabbit\uff01I\u2019m clever! I\u2019m brave ! And I\u2019m strong! [\u5c55\u793a\u808c\u8089] OH\uff01My friend is here!Let me help him out! [\u8d39\u529b\u5730\u60f3\u628a\u6811\u679d\uff08\u53cc\u81c2\uff09\u632a\u5f00\uff0c\u4f7f\u4e86\u51e0\u6b21\u52b2\uff0c\u8fd8\u662f\u4e0d\u884c] It\u2019s too tight! I must think of a good way! [\u770b\u5230\u519c\u592b\u6254\u6389\u7684\u75d2\u75d2\u6320] Let\u2019s see,what\u2019s this\uff01A \u9504\u5934\uff01[\u88c5\u4f5c\u6253\u9ad8\u5c14\u592b\u7403\uff0c\u8bd5\u4e86\u8bd5\u9504\u5934\u624b\u611f]Oh,it\u2019s nice.[\u8d70\u5230\u6811\u9762\u524d\uff0c\u6b63\u8981\u780d]
\u6811\uff1aStop\uff01\uff01\uff01What will you do?
\u5154\u5b50B\uff1aI will cut you down to save my friend.
\u6811\uff1aO. [\u7a81\u7136\u9192\u609f] What?! Cut me down?! Teachers told us that we should protect the environment! Understand?!
\u5154\u5b50B\uff1aOh yes\uff01You are right! [\u6254\u6389\u9504\u5934] I have to think of another idea! [\u60f3\u4e86\u60f3] Oh!![\u7075\u611f\u7a81\u6765][\u770b\u4e86\u770b\u624b\u8868] Oh it\u2019s time to do morning exercise \uff01Come on! [\u5f00\u59cb\u5e26\u5934\u505a\u65e9\u64cd\u3002\u505a\u7740\u505a\u7740\u5bf9\u6811\u8bf4\u201cFollow me\uff01\u201d \uff08\u4f01\u56fe\u8ba9\u6811\u52a8\u8d77\u6765\uff0c\u4e24\u53ea\u624b\u677e\u5f00\uff0c\u8fd9\u6837\u5c31\u53ef\u4ee5\u6551\u51fa\u5154\u5b50A\uff09\u6811\u4e5f\u5f00\u59cb\u8ddf\u7740\u505a\u8d77\u65e9\u64cd\u3002 \u5154\u5b50B\u8f7b\u8f7b\u4e0a\u524d\uff0c\u60f3\u6551\u51fa\u5154\u5b50A\u3002\u4f46\u662f\u6811\u7684\u5e7f\u64ad\u64cd\u52a8\u4f5c\u6070\u597d\u90fd\u662f\u4f1a\u6321\u4f4f\u8425\u6551\u7684\u3002\u5154\u5b50B\u72c2\u6c57\u2026 -_-b \u5e7f\u64ad\u64cd\u6bd5\u3002\u6811\u7ee7\u7eed\u7ed1\u7740\u5154\u5b50A]
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Three Little Pigs \u4e09\u53ea\u5c0f\u732a Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with \u8bb2\u6545\u4e8b\u8005\uff1a\u4e09\u53ea\u5c0f\u732a\u548c\u4ed6\u4eec\u7684\u5988\u5988 their mother. Ding-Ding and Dong- \u4f4f\u5728\u4e00\u8d77\u3002\u4e01\u4e01\u548c\u4e1c\u4e1c Dong are brother pigs. They are very \u662f\u732a\u54e5\u54e5\uff0c\u4ed6\u4eec\u5f88\u61d2\uff0c\u4ed6 Lazy. They eat and sleep all day. \u4eec\u6574\u5929\u5403\u4e86\u5c31\u7761\u3002\u9f99\u9f99\u662f Long-Long is the youngest pig. She \u6700\u5c0f\u7684\uff0c\u5979\u6574\u5929\u5e2e\u7740\u5988\u5988 works all day. She helps her mother \u505a\u5bb6\u52a1\u3002 to do the housework. Mother pig: You have grown up. You must make \u732a\u5988\u5988\uff1a\u4f60\u4eec\u5df2\u7ecf\u957f\u5927\u4e86\uff0c\u4f60\u4eec\u5f97 your own houses. \u4e3a\u81ea\u5df1\u76d6\u95f4\u623f\u3002 Goodbye, little pigs. Build a house. \u518d\u89c1\uff0c\u5b69\u5b50\u4eec\u3002\u53bb\u76d6\u95f4\u623f\u3002 Be careful of the wolf. \u5c0f\u5fc3\u72fc\u3002 Pigs: Yes, Mum. Goodbye. \u4e09\u53ea\u5c0f\u732a\uff1a\u597d\u7684\uff0c\u5988\u5988\u3002\u518d\u89c1\u3002 Wolf: I\u2019m hungry. Look! Three little pigs \u72fc\uff1a\u6211\u997f\u4e86\u3002\u770b\uff0c\u4e09\u53ea\u5c0f\u732a\u53ef for dinner. Mmm. \u4ee5\u505a\u6211\u7684\u7f8e\u9910\u3002 Sister pig: What are you doing, brothers? \u732a\u59b9\u59b9\uff1a\u54e5\u54e5\uff0c\u4f60\u4eec\u5728\u5e72\u4ec0\u4e48\uff1f Ding-Ding: I\u2019m building a house with leaves. \u4e01\u4e01\uff1a\u6211\u5728\u7528\u6811\u53f6\u76d6\u623f\u5b50\u3002 Dong-Dong: I\u2019m building a house with sticks. \u4e1c\u4e1c\uff1a\u6211\u5728\u7528\u6811\u679d\u76d6\u623f\u5b50\u3002 Sister pig: But leaves aren\u2019t strong. \u732a\u59b9\u59b9\uff1a\u53ef\u662f\u6811\u53f6\u4e0d\u7262\u56fa\u3002\u6811\u679d\u4e5f\u4e0d And sticks aren\u2019t strong. \u7262\u56fa\u3002 Brother pigs: Yes, we know. But it\u2019s easy. \u732a\u54e5\u54e5\uff1a\u6211\u4eec\u77e5\u9053\u3002\u4f46\u5b83\u5f88\u5bb9\u6613\u3002 What are you doing, sister? \u4f60\u5728\u5e72\u4ec0\u4e48\uff1f Sister pig: I\u2019m building a house with bricks. \u732a\u59b9\u59b9\uff1a\u6211\u5728\u7528\u7816\u5934\u76d6\u623f\u5b50\u3002 Brother pigs: Bricks! That\u2019s very difficult. \u732a\u54e5\u54e5\uff1a\u7528\u7816\u5934\u76d6\uff0c\u90a3\u592a\u96be\u4e86\u3002 Sister pig: I know. But bricks are strong. \u732a\u59b9\u59b9\uff1a\u6211\u77e5\u9053\uff0c\u53ef\u662f\u7816\u5934\u5f88\u575a\u56fa\u3002 \u2026\u2026 Brother pigs: Oh, we\u2019re finished. Let\u2019s have \u732a\u54e5\u54e5\uff1a\u5662\uff0c\u6211\u4eec\u76d6\u597d\u4e86\u3002\u6211\u4eec\u6253 a nap. \u4e2a\u76f9\u5427\u3002 Sister pig: My house is finished. My house \u732a\u59b9\u59b9\uff1a\u6211\u7684\u623f\u5b50\u76d6\u597d\u4e86\uff0c\u6211\u7684\u623f is strong. \u5f88\u575a\u56fa\u3002 Wolf: Little pigs. Little pigs. Open your \u72fc\uff1a \u5c0f\u732a\uff0c\u5c0f\u732a\uff0c\u5feb\u5f00\u95e8\uff01 Doors! Brother pigs: No. No. Go away. \u732a\u54e5\u54e5\uff1a\u4e0d\u5f00\uff0c\u4e0d\u5f00\u3002\u5feb\u8d70\u5f00\u3002 Wolf: This is very easy. Sticks and leaves \u72fc\uff1a\u8fd9\u592a\u5bb9\u6613\u4e86\u3002\u6811\u679d\u548c\u6811\u53f6 aren\u2019t strong. \u90fd\u4e0d\u7262\u56fa\u3002 Storyteller: The wolf blows the houses down. \u8bb2\u6545\u4e8b\u8005\uff1a\u72fc\u5439\u5012\u4e86\u623f\u5c4b\u3002\u4e01\u4e01\u548c\u4e1c Ding-Ding and Dong-Dong run \u4e1c\u8dd1\u5230\u9f99\u9f99\u5bb6\u3002 to Long-Long\u2019s house. Brother pigs: Help! Help! \u732a\u54e5\u54e5\uff1a\u6551\u547d! \u6551\u547d! Wolf: Stop, you two pigs. \u72fc\uff1a \u7ad9\u4f4f\uff0c\u4f60\u8fd9\u4e24\u53ea\u5c0f\u732a\u3002 Brother pigs: Open the door, sister. The wolf \u732a\u54e5\u54e5\uff1a\u59b9\u59b9\uff0c\u5feb\u5f00\u95e8\u3002\u72fc\u6765\u4e86\uff0c is coming. Let me in. \u8ba9\u6211\u4eec\u8fdb\u53bb\u3002 Long-Long: Come in, please. Don\u2019t worry. \u9f99\u9f99\uff1a\u5feb\u8fdb\u6765\u3002\u522b\u62c5\u5fc3\uff0c\u6211\u7684 My house is strong. \u623f\u5b50\u5f88\u575a\u56fa\u3002 Wolf: Where did they go? Oh they are \u72fc\uff1a\u4ed6\u4eec\u8dd1\u54ea\u513f\u4e86\uff1f\u5662\uff0c\u4ed6\u4eec Here. Little pigs. Little pigs. Open \u5728\u8fd9\u513f\u3002\u5c0f\u732a\uff0c\u5feb\u628a\u95e8\u6253 the door! \u5f00\u3002 Three pigs: No. No. Go away. You bad wolf. \u4e09\u53ea\u5c0f\u732a\uff1a\u4e0d\u5f00\uff0c\u4e0d\u5f00\u3002\u5feb\u8d70\u5f00\u3002 \u4f60\u8fd9\u53ea\u6076\u72fc\u3002 Wolf: I\u2019ll blow it down. \u72fc\uff1a\u6211\u8981\u5439\u5012\u5b83\u3002 Storyteller: The wolf blows and blows. He \u8bb2\u6545\u4e8b\u8005\uff1a\u72fc\u5439\u5440\u5439\uff0c\u5b83\u4e0d\u505c\u5730\u5439\u3002 blows and blows. But the house \u53ef\u662f\u623f\u5b50\u975e\u5e38\u575a\u56fa\u3002 is very strong. Wolf: I\u2019ll hit it. Oh. \u72fc\uff1a\u6211\u8981\u649e\u5012\u5b83\u3002\u5662\uff01 Long-Long: Let\u2019s boil the water. \u9f99\u9f99\uff1a\u6211\u4eec\u628a\u6c34\u70e7\u5f00\u3002 Brother pigs: OK. \u732a\u54e5\u54e5\uff1a\u597d\u7684\u3002 Wolf: Oh, oh! It\u2019s hot. It\u2019s hot. \u72fc\uff1a\u5662\uff01\u5662\uff01\u597d\u70eb\uff0c\u597d\u70eb\u3002 Three pigs: Hooray! The wolf is dead. The \u4e09\u53ea\u5c0f\u732a\uff1a\u597d\u554a\uff01\u72fc\u6b7b\u4e86\uff0c\u72fc\u6b7b\u4e86\u3002 wolf is dead Storyteller: Since then, Ding-Ding and Dong- \u8bb2\u6545\u4e8b\u8005\uff1a\u4ece\u90a3\u4ee5\u540e\uff0c\u4e01\u4e01\u3001\u4e1c\u4e1c Dong work hard with Long-Long. \u548c\u9f99\u9f99\u4e00\u8d77\u52aa\u529b\u5de5\u4f5c\u3002 They work and play together. \u4ed6\u4eec\u4e00\u8d77\u5de5\u4f5c\uff0c\u4e00\u8d77\u73a9\u3002
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How a Colt Crossed the River (\u5c0f\u9a6c\u8fc7\u6cb3)
One day, a colt carried a bag of wheat to the mill.
As he was running with the bag on his back, he came to a small river. Water went gurgling on. The colt could not decide whether he could cross it. Looking around, he saw a cow grazing nearby. He asked, "Uncle Cow, could you tell me if I can cross the river?" the cow told him that he could and that the river was not very deep, just to his knees.
The colt was crossing the river when a squirrel jumped down a tree and stopped him. The squirrel shouted, "Colt, stop! You'll be drowned! One of my friends was drowned yesterday just in the river." Not knowing what to do, the colt went home to consult his mom.
He told his mom his experience on the way. His mother said, "My child, don't always listen to others. You'd better go and try yourself. Then you'll know what to do."
Just at the river, the squirrel stopped the colt again. "Little horse, it's too dangerous!" "No, I want to have a try by myself", answered the colt. Then he crossed the river carefully. On the other side of the river, the colt realized that the river was neither as shallow as the cow said nor as as deep as the squirrel told him.
The fable tells us a truth: real knowledge comes from practices.
On The Way Home回家的路上
Six high school students are walking on their way home, talking, laughing, ...
六个高中生走在回家的路上,一边聊天,一边笑.
A: hey, guys, what are you going to do when you get home?
喂,哥们,你们放学后干什么啊?
B: I'm going to watch the soccer game replay.My parents won't let me watch in the early morning.I'm so mad at them.
我要看足球重播.我爸妈不让我大清早起来看.我还在生他们的气呢.
All:(sing)If you're mad and you know it stamp your feet(everybody stamps his feet)
大伙(唱) 如果你知道你生气你就跺跺你的脚(跺脚)
C: I think I'm going to get something to eat first. I'm so hungry.
我一回家就要找吃的.饿死我了.
ALL:(Sing) If you're hungry and you know it touch your tummy,mmm...(everybody toches his tummy)
大伙(唱)如果你知道你饿了你就摸摸你的肚皮(摸肚皮)
A:(to D) what about you?
A(对D说) 你呢?
D:(pretend to yawn)I can't wait to lie down on my sofa. I'm so sleepy.(yawn again)
D:(装打哈欠)我恨不得马上躺在沙发上.真困!(打哈欠)
All except E:(sing)If you're sleepy and you know it take a nap(pretend to take a nap while yawning)
大伙E除外:(唱)如果你知道你困了你就打个盹(打盹)
all of a sudden, A realizes E is nowhere to be found.
突然,A 意识到E不见了.
A:(to F)E,where is E?
A(对F说) E, F 呢?
F: I have no idea. He was with us one minute ago.
不知道呀.刚才还在啊.
Eeverybody turns around looking for E.
大伙四处寻找E
B: Look! there he is! (pointing )
在那! 他在那!(手指远处)
C: oh oh, he is with a stray dog.
不好了,他和一个流浪狗在一起.
D: I know he likes dogs.
他喜欢狗.
F: but that dog looks mean.
但那狗样子很凶唉.
A: we’d better tell him to stay away from that mean looking dog.
我们快叫他别理那狗.
Everybody: (shouting) E! Come back! Come Back!
大伙(大声叫)E! 回来!回来!
B: Oh my god! He is bleeding!
天啊!他流血了!
D: The dog bit him!
他被狗咬了!
F: Hurry up!
快过去看看!
Everybody runs to E. E moans in pain.(pretend moaning)
大伙跑过去.E 疼痛地叫着(装疼叫)
ALL: (to E)are you all right?
你怎么样?
E: (shakes his head and keeps moaning)
(摇头,疼叫)
A: let’s call for help!
快叫救护.!
All: help! Help!
有人被狗咬了!有人被狗咬了!
They can not find any help nearby.
附近没有人.
B: Let me carry him to the hospital.
我背他去医院吧!
All: let’s go!
走!
B picks up E and carries him on his back.
B 背起E.
They go to the hospital.
他们朝医院走去.
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绛旓細浜虹墿 锛 鐧藉睍鍫 浣熸箻鐜 鑾皬璐 閮姍钃 鍚曡交渚 濮棤鍛 浜屻 鍦烘櫙浠嬬粛 姝ゅ墽鎯呭彂鐢熷湪鍚岀瀹㈡爤涓妤煎ぇ鍘咃紝瀹㈡爤鍒氭墦鐑婃椂銆 鍙備笌瑙掕壊涓轰互涓鍏汉锛屾棤鍏朵粬缇や紬銆備笁銆 鍓ф儏绠浠 Mr Lv was having a test with Xiaobei as a tutor, while a big shouting for help from Miss Tong came into ...
绛旓細灏忕嫯瀛愭壘椋熺墿 锛圛 Am Hungry锛夎鑹诧細闆勭嫯銆佸皬鐙佸皬鐧藉厰銆佷笁鍙皬鐔娿佸皬鏉鹃紶銆佸皬濂冲銆傞亾鍏凤細闆勭嫯銆佸皬鐙佸皬鐧藉厰銆佷笁鍙皬鐔婂拰灏忔澗榧犲ご濂椼佺孩钀濆崪銆佷笁纰楃播銆佽姳鐢熶竴鎶娿佽嫻鏋滀竴涓侫ct 1闆勭嫯锛氾紙鎬掑惣锛塕oar, roar! I am the lion, the king of the forest.No one is stronger than me. Roar,...
绛旓細鑽嗙弬鍒虹Е鐜嬨 鏃佺櫧(Aside )/浠嬬粛锛圛ntroduction锛夛細 Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman鍓戝 and was sent to kill king of Qing, 鈥淵ingzheng...
绛旓細2013-05-17 11:44浜虹墿: Narrator: It鈥檚 Christmas time. B is rehearsing Christmas songs in the yard for his School Chorus.A---鍦ㄧ潯瑙, B---鍦ㄧ獥澶栧敱姝.浠栧悗鏉ュ紩鏉ヤ紬浜.鍦烘櫙: A鍦ㄥ眿閲.(鎽嗗紶妗屽瓙,鍜屾瀛,瓒村湪妗屽瓙涓婄潯)B: (clear his throat, starts singing) I wish you Merry ...
绛旓細鑻辨枃灏忓搧鍓ф湰 缇婅倝涓插拰绾崇◣浜猴紙1锛塁haracters:Mr. Shi, Xiaofu, Dabao Mr. Shi: Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue. There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20 years. Now, the tax collector, Xiaofu, and the ...
绛旓細6\ welcome to our house!--- 7\Would you like to live here?S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much!D: Let鈥檚 go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white.鐨囧悗銆侀瓟闀滃嚭鍦 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who鈥檚 the most beautiful?M: Snow white is much more beautiful tha...
绛旓細Robber: 鈥. I don鈥檛 want to do this 鈥eally鈥 but I have 6 brothers, 7 sisters and 8 kids to feed. I even have to sell chewing gums, raise pigs. The worse of all, my husband just got out of the jail鈥 really have no choice.Tommy: Don鈥檛 be so sad鈥. ...
绛旓細灏忕嫄鐙革細Men have forgotten this truth, But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed. You are responsible for your rose..浜哄繕璁颁簡杩欐潯鐪熺悊銆備絾浣犱笉璇ュ繕銆備綘搴旇姘歌繙瀵逛綘椹吇鐨勫璞¤礋璐ｏ紝浣犺瀵逛綘鐨勭帿鐟拌礋璐ｃ傚皬鐜嬪瓙锛欼 am responsible for my ...
绛旓細涓夊彧灏忕尓鑻辫鍓ф湰2006/12/07 07:16 P.M.The Story of the Three Little Pigs 鏃佺櫧锛歍here was an old mother with three little pigs, and as she had not enough to keep them, she sent them out to seek their fortune.濡堝锛欸oodbye,kids!build your own house,but be careful of the ...
绛旓細鑻辫鍙ｈ鍓ф湰锛堢伆濮戝鏀圭紪鐗堬級銆愭梺鐧姐慣he wife of a rich man fell sick, and when she felt that her end drew nigh, she called her only daughter to her bedside, and said, 'Always be a good girl, and I will look down from heaven and watch over you.' Soon afterwards she shut...
