超短的校园小品两人的，必须是少的。没少的别发。重赏快点 校园超短爆笑小品如题 谢谢了
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三人的可以吗？团支书：同学们，同窗们，同志们，同胞们，同。。。同。。。同什么们！请大家听我说一句！
三人：说吧。
团支书：你们听不听啊？
三人：听着呢！
团支书：真的听？
三人：真的!
团支书：确定？
三人：确定。
团支书：不反悔？
三人：不反悔。
团支书：你们是认真的？没骗我？
三人：你说不说啊？
团支书：噢，我开始说了！----我要说什么来的？
三人晕倒。校园小品剧本：搞笑幽默相声小品短剧本台词
团支书：啊！！！！对了！
三人坐起。
团支书：我真的忘了我要说什么！
三人又晕倒。
团支书：好了，言归传正，你们再不能醉死梦生了！你们一定要自强不息，自告奋勇，自，自，自。。。好好改过，抵制日货！
小玲：这都什么乱七八糟的！
团支书：小玲！你为什么上课要睡觉？
小玲：我困故我睡！
团支书：你为什么不在宿舍睡？
小玲：我也想啊！可老师不让走！
团支书：你就不能下课睡？
小玲：我下课了也睡！
团支书：那你晚上做什么？
小玲：你晚上做什么？
团支书：睡觉啊！校园小品剧本：搞笑幽默相声小品短剧本台词
小玲：我们这个习性一样！
团支书：你除了睡觉还做什么？
小玲：很重要的事！----吃饭！
团支书：那学习怎么办？
小玲：我也想咨询这个问题呢！
团支书：同学！请端正态度！为什么一天到晚都睡觉？
小玲：是啊！
团支书：就不能一晚到天睡吗？
小玲晕倒。
小艾：哈哈哈！
团支书：小艾，你怎么总是玩游戏？
小艾：心理需要！
团支书：游戏有什么好玩的？课余时间玩玩就算了！最瞧不起你们这些玩游戏的，一点技术含量没有！告诉你老师很生气，后果很严重
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