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She Didn"t Say Anything
A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence. The girl looked at her father and said, \u201cIt was Mom\u201d\u3002 \u201cHow do you know?\u201d asked her father. \u201cShe didn"t sayanything.\u201d
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