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讲的是小戏园子里的场面，门口有一个吆喝的，吆喝内容大概是什么“有文戏有武戏有男角有坤角真刀真枪玩儿了命了”，然后有一句词是“花两毛钱，看玩儿命的”。还说“今天晌晴白日的，怎么下雨了？楼上！你们孩子撒尿呐！”
不知道是不是你说的这个。
侯宝林的《空城计》。
不过是两毛。
“看戏吧看戏吧，又擦胭脂又抹粉，真刀真枪玩了命了啊，两毛一位两毛一位”。
侯宝林：“花两毛钱，看玩命的。”郭启儒：“你说这叫什么玩意儿嘛。”
《关公战秦琼》吧。网上大概能查到台词：“又擦胭脂又抹粉儿，有男角、有坤角、 有文戏、有武戏呀，真刀真枪玩了命啦。”是2毛一位吧。
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