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记住一点，女生说相声最好是，男女搭配，女逗难捧，如果都是女生首先印象就不好，觉得不像说相声，倒像是美女表演，而且，女生不要碰荤段子，女生要声音亮一些，但不要做作，可以碰伦理哏，掌握好尺度，希望你们成功。
相声无论男女老少都是比较适合的。相声语言就是幽默语言，用幽默语言来换取观众们笑容。把观众们逗笑就是演员最有光辉感的一刻。如果你想演单口相声时间长的又有学问不妨去模仿一下！马三立，侯宝林，还有刘宝瑞他们三人的相声。因为他们三人的相声大多都是富有人生哲理感以及古代文化感。而马季相声大师马季的对口相声！大多都讲究都是现代生活感和文化观念感。不要小看说相声的演员，在此我可以保证一面会说相声语言的演员就象征着他们已经走上成功道路的第一步。
单口 马三立《逗你玩》。
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