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这是《隋唐英雄5》的第二集第25分钟：
整段对白如下：
问：老头，你到底什么人？这里到底有多少同伙？
答：这里是一个人。
问：十一个人？
答：不是十一个人，而是一个人。
问：二十一个人？！说，他们都藏哪儿去了？
答：你听错了，不是二十一个人，其实一个人！
问：七十一个人？！你当我傻呀？这七十一个人，这么小的地方，能藏得住吗？
答：傻瓜，你又听错了，这里就是一个人。
问：九十一个人？！
答：二百五，是一个人！
问：二百五十一个人？！
扩展资料
谐音词语在其生成和发展过程中具有任意性、理据性、倾向性、衍生性等特点，据其书写形式可分为汉字谐音词语、外文谐音词语、数字谐音词语及混合谐音词语四类。
其中数字谐音是使用比较广泛的，数字谐音是从网络聊天中产生，用数字代替词语的交流方式。数字释义：0——代表圆满、完美、无尽；1——代表唯一、你 、 起点；2——代表爱、两人世界。
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