英语高手帮我把这段有关加菲的话翻译成英文
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Garfield is always so lazy and Chan, and he had another easily overlooked personality, is not generally self-confidence and pride. For example, his favorite is his own person, his best friend is a mirror, he believes he is in perfect shape, at least in this way under the weight is so…… If the sleep of mankind, there were still more than a little bit of activity, He will use their brains to master Laojiang Zhuolong Europe brother or puppy.We are from the education are not lazy, not for Chan boy, in fact, whether adults or children, regardless of the face is the pressure of work or study, in order to have one day to goof off, as big as Garfield Daye eat big sleep, seems to have little luxury. Even more jealous, that the vast majority of people without Fuxiaodao privileges, it was in Garfield is granted. Since in this busy society, can not have too much the same as Garfield and Chan Chong Lanchong exist, we would imagine, the majority of worship and fascination with his people, we hope from him was complementary.
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