英语搞笑短剧，5—10 分钟！7人左右！急！ 英语搞笑短剧， 4人，10分钟左右。急！好了多加分

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\u82f1\u8bed\u5267\u5267\u672c\uff1a\u641e\u7b11\u82f1\u8bed\u5267\uff1a\u4e09\u7b11\u4e09 \uff08\u6f06\u8868\u6f14\uff09 \u573a\u4ecb\u7ecd\uff1a Ladies and gentlemen,let me introduct the actor. The first is zhaoyun,he is the most actor tonight.and his black brother zhangfei ,and there boss liubei .don't forgot the other side Mr cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou Dun.At last,don't forget who behind the scenes ME----the Director. \u7b2c\u5e55\uff1a\u7269\u8d75\u4e91 \u590f\u4faf\u60c7 \u66f9\u64cd \u848b\u5e72\u3000 \u3000\u3000\u65c1\u767d\uff1a\u521a\u624d\u4e45\u9ed1\u6c49\u66f9\u64cd\u519b\u6551\u5218\u5907\u5218\u963f\u6597\u73b0\u5411\u6740\u5f20\u98de\uff08\u8d75\u4e91\u573a\uff09Not too long ago,a black general saved the son of LiuBei ,Liu A dou.now,he is coming. His name is Zhangfei. \u3000\u3000 \u8d75\u4e91\uff1ano\u672c\u59d3\u8d75\u540d\u4e91\u4e43\u5c71\u9f99 no! my family name is zhao my middle name is yun and my given name is zilong ~ \uff08\u8d75\u4e91\u80cc\u62ff\u5768\u5e03\u4ee3\u8868\u963f\u6597\uff09 \u8d75\u4e91\uff1a\u770b\u4e3b\u516c\u70b9\u9aa8\u8840\u5218\u963f\u6597\u6211\u706b\u573a\u6551\u6211\u81ea\u8138\u5374\u65e9\u5df2\u2026\u2026\u5509\u2026\u2026\u5316\u4f5c\u7126\u70ad\uff08\u987e\u5f71\u81ea\u601c\u72b6\uff09look! this is the last blood of the boss ! liu e dou . i took him out from the fire ,but my face hane already ...ai ~. \uff08\u590f\u4faf\u6566\u633a\u7740\u67aa\u5448\u732b\u8170\u72b6\u6740\uff09 \u590f\u4faf\u6566\uff1a\u8d3c\u83ab\u8dd1\u8981\u6211\u6740\u6212\uff08\u51b2\uff09 Children stop there or i will kill you \uff08\u8d75\u4e91\u5de6\u624b\u62b1\u963f\u6597\u53f3\u624b\u4e0e\u640f\u6597\uff09 \u8d75\u4e91\uff1a\u6076\u5c45\u6562\u5077\u88ad\u6211fuck,!! you bitch dare to attack me ?? \uff08\u4e8c\u88c5\u8154\u4f5c\u52bf\u6253\u6597\u6570\u62db\uff09 \u8d75\u4e91\uff1a\u770b\u6211\u4e5d\u9634\u767d\u9aa8\u722astop!! wait!!! one two three... nine dark white bone fingers!! \u590f\u4faf\u6566\uff1a\u5514\uff08\u5012\uff09 oh my gad i'm over \u8d75\u4e91\uff1a\u5b9c\u4e45\u7559\u5feb\u5bfb\u4e3b\u516c\uff08\uff09yeah~ bitch i will go to look for my boss , goodbye~ \uff08\u66f9\u64cd\u3001\u848b\u5e72\u4e8c\uff09 \u66f9\u64cd\uff1a\u6ca1\u60f3\u6211\u521d\u5175\u4fbf\u6740\u654c\u671b\u98ce\u9003\u771f\u8c13\u5e08\u672a\u6377\u8eab\u5148\u6b7b\u4f7f\u82f1\u96c4\u6cea\u6ee1\u895f I didn't expect that we can beat the enemy with our first attack. It reminds me of a poem, "Dead Before the Ship Even Sank. Long the hero Tearful" \u848b\u5e72\uff1a\u4e1e\u76f8\u60a8\u8bf4\u771f\u89c1\u5409\u5229 Prime minister,It does not sound good about what you have said; \uff08\u66f9\u64cd\u9669\u4e9b\u590f\u4faf\u6566\u7eca\u5012\uff09 \u66f9\u64cd\uff1a\u54a6\u8c01\u6254\u897f\u74dc\u76ae\uff08\u8f6c\u8eab\u770b\u89c1\u5012\u590f\u4faf\u6566\uff09Huh? Who threw the banana rind? \u66f9\u64cd\uff1a\u590f\u4faf\u537f\u96be\u9053\u641e\u884c\u827a\u672fDo not Xiahou Dun? Is he engaged in what is called performance art? \uff08\u848b\u5e72\u524d\u590f\u4faf\u6566\u987f\u62cd\u6253\u4e8c\u7ad9\u8d77\uff09 \u66f9\u64cd\uff1a\u590f\u4faf\u537f\u4f55\u8981\u88c5\u897f\u74dc\u76aeWhy do you want to install banana rind on the ground? \u590f\u4faf\u6566\uff1a\u8138\u9ed1\u70ad \u624b\u62b1\u5b69there is a very black people witha baby in his band \u848b\u5e72\uff1a\u654c\u4fdd\u59c6\u5e26\u5b69it Is enemy's maid with a child in his arm. \u66f9\u64cd\uff1a\u5462What did you do? \u3000\u590f\u4faf\u6566\uff1ai i i\u2026\u2026 i rushed to him and fight with him i'mfightting fightting fightting\u6211 \u6211\u2026\u2026 \u6211\u51b2\u4e0e\u6253\u6597 \u6253 \u6253 \u6253 \u66f9\u64cd\uff1a\u5462What then?\u3000 \u848b\u5e72\uff1a\u4e1e\u76f8\u770b\u590f\u4faf\u519b\u6740\u9000\u654c Prime minister, it is likely that general Xiahou has defeated the enemy \u590f\u4faf\u6566\uff1a\u5514\u5514\uff08\u624b\u52bf\uff1a\u6307\u6307\u95e8\u5916\u53f3\u624b\u4f5c\u4e5d\u968f\u5373\u4f5c\u5168\u8eab\u53d1\u51b7\u72b6\u6307\u5411\u81ea\u8863\u670d\u518d\u6307\u5411\u66f9\u64cd\u4f5c\u722a\u51fb\u72b6\uff09 \u3000\u66f9\u64cd\uff1a\u5462 Then what happened?\u3000 \u590f\u4faf\u6566\uff1ano no no I was defeated he used the nine cloud white bone finger ,it's so terrible \uff08\u66f9\u64cd\u3001\u848b\u5e72\u4e8c\u590f\u4faf\u6566\u62c9\u8d77\uff09 \u66f9\u64cd\uff1a\u770b\u654c\u5e94\u8be5\u6ca1\u8d70\u8fdc\u54b1\u4e58\u80dc\u8ffd\u51fb\uff08\u6177\u6168\u72b6\uff09It seems that the enemy should not go far. Let's run after them. \u848b\u5e72\uff1a\u5019\u6211\u771f\u4f69\u670d\u4e1e\u76f8\u60a8\u4e50\u89c2\u7406\u2026\u2026\uff08\u8d5e\u540c\u72b6\uff09 Sometimes I really admires prime minister very much about your optimistic psychology ...... \u590f\u4faf\u6566\uff1a\u5514\u5514\u5514\u5514~\uff08\u62a1\u8d77\u4e24\u62f3\u4f5c\u6b32\u4e0e\u654c\u640f\u6597\u72b6\uff09 \uff08\u4e09\uff09 \u7b2c\u4e8c\u5e55:\u7269\uff1a\u5218\u5907 \u5f20\u98de \u8bf8\u845b\u4eae \u8d75\u4e91 \u3000\u3000\uff08\u5218\u5907\u3001\u5f20\u98de\u3001\u8bf8\u845b\u4eae\u4e09\uff09 \u65c1\u767d\uff1a\u5218\u5907\u884c\u519b\u8425\u5916\u89c2\u770b\u654c\u60c5~~~LiuBei and his team are looking something out of his military camp.\u3000\u3000 \u3001 \uff08\u8bf8\u845b\u4eae\u8d70\u524d\u9762\u5f20\u98de\u3001\u5218\u5907\u4e8c\u7d27\u8ddf\u5176\uff09 \u8bf8\u845b\u4eae\uff1a\uff08\u8f6c\uff09\u4e3b\u516c\u554a\u6309\u7406\u8bf4\u60a8\u8d70\u5148\u5566\uff08\u606d\u656c\u72b6\uff09old liu ah,you should walk in front of us! Is not it? \u5218\u5907\uff1a\u5566\u519b\u5e08\u60a8\u8eab\u5757\u836b\u51c9\u8eb2\u907f\u907f\u6691\u9519Noit's very cool that I stand just behind youI can avoid summer heat \u8bf8\u845b\u4eae\uff1a\uff08\u773a\u671b\u72b6\uff09\u4e3b\u516c\u6211\u6240\u6599\u9519\u73b0\u9a6c\u8981\u96e8liu ah,come here! I tell you a secret! I think it is about to rain! \u5218\u5907\uff1a\u5148\u795e\u7b97\u6240\u53ca\u77e5\u5148\u4f55\u77e5\u9053\u8981\u96e8great predictionNo one can compare with youjust wonder how do you know it's going to rain \u8bf8\u845b\u4eae\uff1a\u9996\u5148\u6c14\u9884\u62a5\u8bf4\u4eca\u96e8\uff1b\u5176\uff08\u624b\u6307\u524d\uff09\u770b\u8fb9\u5757\u9ed1\u4e91First,the weather report told us it is going to rain today;second,look at the sky,so many dark clouds are coming! \uff08\u8d75\u4e91\uff09 \u5f20\u98de\uff1a\u54c7\u9f99\u554a\u60f3\u89c1\u9f99\u6362\u65b0\u684c\u9762\u554aHa! That is person who called long ah, I could not believe that you have changd a new tabletop without a minute! \uff08\u5f20\u98de\u8fce\uff09 \u5f20\u98de\uff1a\u9f99 long \u8d75\u4e91\uff1a\u7ffc\u5fb7\u6551\u6211 help!!! brother three. \uff08\u5f20\u98de\uff09 \u8d75\u4e91\uff1a\u4e3b\u516c\u4e91\u6b8a\u6b7b\u529b\u6218\u4fdd\u4e3b\u8bb8\u4e45\u89c1\u557c\u54ed\u6015\u5df2\u7ecf\u2026\u2026\uff08\u60b2\u6124\u72b6\u53d6\u5e03\u5305\u6253\u5e76\u6367\u7740\uff09 boss, i have trid my best to protect the little boss. but it have a long time to hear nothing. i am afraid... \u8d75\u4e91\uff1akao\u6ca1\u826f\u5c45\u80fd\u7761\u7740\u8ddf\u7239 oh ~ shit.how can the son of bitch get in asleep.just like his father \u5218\u5907\uff1a\u54b3\u54b3 \uff08\u8d75\u4e91\u8f6c\u8eab\u9762\u5411\u5218\u5907\uff09 \u8bf8\u845b\u4eae\uff1a\u9f99\u6211\u8bf4\u5634\u5c11\u95e8\u603b\u80fd\u5565\u5b9e\u90fd\u5f80\u5916\u8bf4\u554aZilong,not I tell you, although it is true,you should not say it out! \uff08\u5218\u5907\u6012\u89c6\u8bf8\u845b\u4eae\u8bf8\u845b\u4eae\u604d\u77e5\u8d75\u4e91\u524d\u963f\u6597\u9012\u7ed9\u5218\u5907\u5218\u5907\u6367\u7740\u963f\u6597\uff09 \u5218\u5907\uff1a\u5012\u6963\u5b69\u51e0\u4e4e\u635f\u6211\u5458\u554a\u6211\u7559\u7740\u8d76\u554a\u6211\u6454\u6b7b\u5427because of youI almost lose a brave generalWhy do I keep you alivelet me kill you\uff08\u963f\u6597\u6454\uff09 \uff08\u8d75\u4e91\u524d\u51c6\u963f\u6597\u72c2\u8e39\u6570\u811a\u8bf8\u845b\u4eae\u524d\u62c9\u4f4f\u8d75\u4e91\u59cb\u7ec8\u4f5c\u52bf\u6b32\u8e22\u8bf8\u845b\u4eae\u7528\u8eab\u4f53\u538b\u4f4f\u8d75\u4e91\u8d70\u524d\u811a\u963f\u6597\u8e22\u98de\uff09 \u65c1\u767d\uff1a\u4eca\u963f\u6597\u667a\u529b\u4fbf\u73b0\u660e\u663e\u53d1\u80b2\u8fdf\u7f13\u2026\u2026This is why liu a dou is so foolish that lost his country. \u8d75\u4e91\uff1a\u54a6\u89c1\u5173\u4e8c\u54e5\u5462 yi ~~ where is brothe two GuanYu? \u5218\u5907\uff1a\u4e8c\u5f1f\u6628\u519b\u5e08\u6446\u516b\u5366\u9635\u51b2\u649e\u9a6c\u5019\u95ea\u7740\u8170\u73b0\u4f11\u517b\u5462\uff1aHe layout the BaGuaZhen for military adviser yesterday, but when he rushed out , he get his waist twisted, now he stay in bed. \u8bf8\u845b\u4eae\uff1a\u54ce\u592a\u7cdf\u7cd5\u770b\u6211\u5065\u5eb7\u5065\u58ee\u544a\u8bc9\u559d\u4e09\u9e7f\u5976\u7c89\uff08\u81ea\u604b\u72b6\uff09Oh,It is so bad! Look at me,so healthy,so strong!tell him to drink more sanlu milk powder! \u3000\u8d75\u4e91\uff1a\u7ed9\u5b69\u559d\uff08\u8d70\u524d\u629a\u6478\u8bf8\u845b\u4eae\u505a\u601c\u60dc\u72b6\uff09 so you drink to be a foolish? \u66f9\u64cd\uff08\u53f0\uff09\uff1a\u554a~\uff08\u60e8\u70c8\uff09 \u5218\u5907\uff1a\u96be\u9053\u4e09\u5f1f\u91cd\u64cd\u65e7\u4e1a\u54b1\u5feb\u770b\u770bDid zhangfei return to one's former career Go to see what happen? \uff08\u4e09\uff09 \u7b2c\u4e09\u5e55\uff1a \u7269 \u5f20\u98de \u66f9\u64cd \u590f\u4faf \u848b\u5e72 \u5218\u5907 \u8bf8\u845b\u4eae \u3000\u3000 \u65c1\u767d\uff1a\u95f4\u62e8\u4e09\u949f\u524d\u5f20\u98de\u6218\u5742\u5761\u2026\u2026Go back to three minutes before the time set asidezhangfei fight with caocao's army on changbanpo \uff08\u5f20\u98de\u53f0\u8f6c\u5708\u4eac\u5267\u62ff\u67f1\u822c\u4eae\u76f8\u5b9a\u683c\uff09 \u66f9\u64cd\u848b\u5e72\uff1a\u563f\u563f\u563f\u563f\uff08\u5978\u7b11\uff09 \u590f\u4faf\u6566\uff1a\u5514\u5514\u5514\u5514\u2026\u2026\uff08\u5978\u7b11\uff09 \uff08\u4e09\u5978\u7b11\u53f0\uff09\u4ee3\u5199\u5267\u672c \u81f3\u7f8e.jiaokedu\u4e2d\u56fd \u5f20\u98de\uff1a\u54c7\u706b\u817f\u80a0\u62c9 Wa!You, The hot dog, come back ! \u590f\u4faf\u6566\uff1a\u6211\u9760\u9ed1\u9ed1\u90fd\u725bx\u6211\u6015 black man come again Blacks are very powerfuli'm afaid \u66f9\u64cd\uff1a\u9601\u4f55\u4f55\u7adf\u7f8e\u5999\u58f0\u97f3Excuse me. May I know your name? What a wonderful voice you have! \u5f20\u98de\uff1a\u6211\u4fbf\u71d5\uff08y\u0101n\uff09\u5f20\u7ffc\u5fb7\uff08\u54ac\u7259\uff09I am Zhang Yide from jingdu! (clenches teeth) \u66f9\u64cd\uff1a\u9609\u539f\u592a\u76d1\u2026\u2026\u590f\u4faf\u6566\u89e3\u51b3 You are the so called coward,aren't you?xiahou,beat it! \uff08\u590f\u4faf\u6566\u4f4e\u732b\u8170\u51b2\uff09 \u590f\u4faf\u6566\uff1a\u5514\u5514~\u5514 \uff08\u4e8c\u6253\u8d77\uff09\uff08\u5b9a\u683c\uff09 \u848b\u5e72\uff1a\u4e1e\u76f8\u4ed7\u54b1\u5fc5\u8f93\u6865\u65ad\u6c34\u5012\u6d41\u5462\u5feb\u53eb\u590f\u4faf\u519b\u5427 Prime minister, we must have lose this Campaign , the bridge will also cut off the water soon!Let's call Xiahou general to get down quickly \u66f9\u64cd\uff1a\u77e5\u9053How dou you know it? \u848b\u5e72\uff1a\u300a\u771f\u4e09\u53cc\u53c1\u300b\u5742\u4efb\u52a1\u554a "Really,it is the game's duty of Three countries Unparalleled Three"!! \u66f9\u64cd\uff1a\u5e72\u554a\u6211\u770b\u592a\u6c89\u8ff7\u4e8e\u4e2d\u56fd\u7edc\u6e38\u620f\u65e2\u6d6a\u8d39\u95f4\u6d77\u8eab\u4f53\u542c\u4e1e\u76f8\u53e5\u5427\u73cd\u547d\u8fdc\u79bb\u4e09\u4fd7\u554a I think you are too addicted to online games. What a waste of time, and It's harmful,listen to me ,You must take good care of yourself. \uff08\u5f20\u98de\u4e0e\u590f\u4faf\u6566\u4e8c\u7ee7\u7eed\u5f20\u98de\u67aa\u51fb\u590f\u4faf\u6566\uff09 \u590f\u4faf\u6566\uff1aoh my gad i am over again\u6253\u8d25 \uff08\u848b\u5e72\u524d\u590f\u4faf\u6566\u62d6\uff09 \u66f9\u64cd\uff1a\u5509\u4eca\u4e16\u9053\u53d8\u592a\u76d1\u90fd\u5389\u5bb3\u5566 Why does that coward become so brave?\u3000 \u3000\u3000\u5f20\u98de\uff1a\u66f9\u8d3c\u542c\u7740\u4eca\u6c5d\u7b49\u5fc5\u80fd\u6865 cao ,stops talking! Today you all can't pass this bridge with a live one! \u66f9\u64cd\uff1a\u6c5d\u4f11\u7316\u72c2\u4eca\u8981\u6211\u624b\u5178\u97e6\u8eab\u6b7b\u8bb8\u8bf8\u62c9\u7a00\u4e8e\u7981\u80ba\u708e\u674e\u5178\u9ebb\u75b9\u6587\u8058\u809d\u764c\u5f20\u8fbd\u75d4\u75ae\u624d\u8f93\u7ed9shut up!If general dianwei was still alive,We would not be defeated! \u5f20\u98de\uff1a\u624b\u7ec8\u7a76\u7528\u554a\u9762\u666f\u8bf7\u6211\u771f\u60f3\u8d4b\u8bd7\u9996\u2014\u2014Nobody may go to battle for you ,Facing this scenery,i really want to sing a song.er, on ......On ......\uff08\u97f3\u4e50\u8d77\uff09only you ~~~~~only\u2026\u2026you\u2026\u2026 \uff08\u590f\u4faf\u6566\u8dc3\u8d77\uff09 \u590f\u4faf\u6566\uff1a\u5514\u5514\u5514\u2026\u2026\uff08\u624b\u6342\u8033\u8dd1\uff09 \u66f9\u64cd\uff1a\u554a\uff08\u60e8\u5389\u53eb\u58f0\u5e76\u624b\u6342\u8033\uff09 \u848b\u5e72\uff1a\u554a\uff08\u60e8\u5389\u53eb\u58f0\u5e76\u624b\u6342\u8033\uff09 \u66f9\u64cd\uff1a\u96be\u9053\u4f20\u8bf4\u95e8\u5c14\u677ec\u8c03\u300a\u9b3c\u53eb\u300b\u534f\u594f\u66f2\u4f55\u9707\u64bc\uff08\u60ca\u60f6\u72b6\uff09Why is this so shocking! \u3000\u848b\u5e72\uff1a\uff08\u624b\u6307\u5f20\u98de\uff09\u5feb\u770b\u4e1e\u76f8\u6865\u65ad\u6c34\u59cb\u5012\u6d41\u5566\uff08\u8f6c\u8eab\u624b\u6342\u8033\uff09 Look, Prime minister! The bridge broke! The water also starts to flow backwards\uff08\u97f3\u6548\uff1a\u5c71\u5d29\u88c2\u58f0\uff09 \u66f9\u64cd\uff1aaaaaaaaaaa\uff08\u75db\u82e6\u5410\u8840\u72b6\uff09\uff08\u5b9a\u683c\uff09 \uff08\u8bf8\u845b\u4eae\u3001\u5218\u5907\u3001\u8d75\u4e91\u4e09\uff09 \u8bf8\u845b\u4eae\uff1a\u522b\u5531\u5566\u518d\u5531\u66f9\u64cd\u7ed9\u5531\u6b7b\u5566Do not sing more,ok?if you go on singing,CaoCao will die because of your song! \u5218\u5907\uff1a\u4e09\u5f1f\u5feb\u6253\u4f4f\uff08\u624b\u6342\u8033\uff09Stop,stop\uff08\u624b\u6342\u8033\uff09 \u5f20\u98de\uff1aonly you ~~~~~only\u2026\u2026you\u2026\u2026\uff08\u4f59\u97f3\u7edd\uff09 \u5218\u5907\uff1a\u9f99\u5feb\u4e09\u5f1f\u625bZilongcarry zhangfei back quickly \u8d75\u4e91\uff1a ok \uff08\u8d75\u4e91\u524d\u624b\u6342\u4f4f\u5f20\u98de\u5634\u625b\u8d70\u5f20\u98de\u4f9d\u65e7\u5531\u505c\uff09 \uff08\u5f20\u98de\u3001\u8d75\u4e91\u4e8c\uff09 \u65c1\u767d\uff1a\u9996\u6b4c\u4f20\u5531\u81f3\u4eca \u7ecf\u4e45\u8870\u53eb\u505a\uff1aonly you~~~~ since then, a song becomevery very famous.The name is \u300aOnly You\u300b.(\u6b4c\u58f0\u518d\u54cd\u8d77\u4f17\u8c22\u5e55~~

Introduction\uff09\uff1a Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, \u201cYingzheng\u201d. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I\u592a\u5b50\u4e39\uff08\u4e0a\uff0c\u638f\u51fa\u955c\u5b50\u68b3\u5934\uff0c\u505a\u81ea\u604b\u72b6\uff09\uff1a

Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (\u753b\u5916\u97f3\uff1aIt\u2019s you, Prince Dan! \u592a\u5b50\u4e39\u9ad8\u5174\u72b6) Thank u mirror! \uff08\u9762\u5bf9\u89c2\u4f17\uff09
I\u2019m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (\u5411\u5e55\u91cc\u5927\u53eb) Where is my minister?
\u963f\u4e09(\u6bd5\u606d\u6bd5\u656c) : Honey, I am coming.
\u592a\u5b50\u4e39\uff1aI\u2019ve told you again and again that you should call me \u201cmy most beautiful\u3001graceful \u3001handsome\u3001charming\u3001cute\u3001smart and dearest Prince Dan\u201d!
\u963f\u4e09\uff1aSure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~
\uff08\u4f5c\u6740\u72b6\uff09\u592a\u5b50\uff1aOh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!\uff08\u4e8c\u5341\u4e00\u4e16\u7eaa\u6700\u9700\u8981\u7684\u662f\u4ec0\u4e48\uff0c\u4eba\u624d\uff01\u8fd9\u53e5\u8bdd\u8981\u8ddf\u89c2\u4f17\u4ea4\u6d41\uff0c\u6700\u597d\u7531\u89c2\u4f17\u6765\u56de\u7b54\uff0c\u7136\u540e\u62cd\u963f\u4e09\u80a9\u8180\uff0c\u505a\u8d5e\u8bb8\u72b6\uff09 Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
\u963f\u4e09\uff1aAfter screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
\u592a\u5b50\uff1aWell, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
\u963f\u4e09\uff1aYes.Action II\uff08\u300a\u5341\u9762\u57cb\u4f0f\u300b\u4e2d\u5218\u5fb7\u534e&\u91d1\u6210\u6b66\u51b3\u6597\u65f6\u7684\u97f3\u4e50\uff09\u8346\u8f72Are you Li mochou?\u674e\u83ab\u6101Yes.\u8346\u8f72OK. I\u2019m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers\u2019 world.\u674e\u83ab\u6101Are you challenging me?
\u8346\u8f72Off course! \u8038\u8038\u80a9\u8868\u793a\u540c\u610f\u674e\u83ab\u6101Come on!\u97f3\u4e50\u8d77\u4e24\u4eba\u51b2\u4e0a\u524d\u6765\u201c\u4eba\u5728\u6c5f\u6e56\u6f02\u554a\uff0c\u54ea\u6709\u4e0d\u6328\u5200\u554a\uff0c\u4e00\u5200\u780d\u6b7b\u4f60\u554a\uff0c\u4e24\u5200\u780d\u6b7b\u4f60\u554a\u3002\u3002\u3002\u3002\u201d\u674e\u83ab\u6101\u5012\u5730\u8346\u8f72\u5927\u7b11\u674e\u83ab\u6101\u75db\u82e6\u72b6\uff1aWhat happened? Why aren\u2019t you hurt?\u8346\u8f72: We don\'t need any reason to win a person. Don\'t we? Do we? \uff08\u8d62\u4e00\u4e2a\u4eba\u9700\u8981\u7406\u7531\u4e48\uff0c\u4e0d\u9700\u8981\u4e48\uff0c\u9700\u8981\u4e48\uff1f\uff09\u674e\u83ab\u6101\uff1aMomma always said: \"Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you\'re gonna get.\" I got it, Momma is right.
\u8346\u8f72\u518d\u6b21\u5927\u7b11\u592a\u5b50\u4e39\u4e0a\uff08\u62b1\u62f3\uff09\uff1aHow are you?
\u8346\u67ef\uff1aFine, thank you, and you?\u592a\u5b50\u4e39\uff1aOh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to \u201cHow are you\u201d?
\u8346\u67ef\uff1aSure!\u592a\u5b50\u4e39\uff1aHow are you?

\uff08\u9119\u4eba\u627e\u4e0d\u5230\u540e\u534a\u90e8\u5206\uff0c\u7279\u6765\u6c42\u6551\uff09 \u63d0\u95ee\u8005\uff1a \u51b0\u9b44\u306e\u5f71\u9b42 - \u521d\u7ea7\u9b54\u6cd5\u5e08 \u4e09\u7ea7 \u7b54\u590d \u5171 3 \u6761 \u8346\u67ef\uff1aFine, thank you, and your wife? \u592a\u5b50\u4e39\u6655\u5012\u8346\u67ef\uff1aHey, man, I\u2019m kidding! \u592a\u5b50\u4e39\uff1aOh, I\u2019m kidding too!\uff08\u6bd5\u606d\u6bd5\u656c\uff09May I have your name card, please? \u8346\u8f72\u4ece\u515c\u91cc\u638f\u51fa\u4e00\u5377\u7eb8\uff0c\u4e0a\u9762\u5199\u7740\uff1a To be or not to be, that's a question. \u963f\u4e09\uff1aHero\uff0cwe need your help. \u8346\u67ef\uff1aI am busy now! \u592a\u5b50\u4e39\uff1aYou can get a lot of money. \u8346\u67ef\uff1aI am very busy now! \u963f\u4e09\uff1aIC, ID, IQ card? \u8346\u67ef\uff1aI am very very busy now! \u963f\u4e09(\u624b\u6307\u4e0a\u573a\u7684\u7f8e\u5973\uff0c\u6fc0\u52a8\u72b6): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours. \u8346\u67ef\uff08\u6d41\u53e3\u6c34\uff09\uff1aI have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love! \u963f\u4e09\uff1aWhat? What\u2019s the TCM? \u8346\u67ef; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn\u2019t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer. \u963f\u4e09\uff1aExcuse me? What\u2019s the TCM? \u89c2\u4f17\u7532\uff1aTCM - Traditional Chinese MM . \u592a\u5b50\u4e39\uff1aI must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China. \u8346\u67ef\uff08\u6fc0\u52a8\uff09\uff1aSlimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn\u2019t reduce my weight. \u963f\u4e09\uff1aYou want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I\u2019m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?\u4f60\u4e0d\u662f\u771f\u7684\u60f3\u8981\u5427\uff1f\u96be\u9053\u4f60\u771f\u7684\u60f3\u8981\u5417\u2026\u2026 \uff08\u300aNo matter\u300b\u97f3\u4e50\u8d77\uff0c\u8346\u8f72\u5148\u4e0e\u963f\u4e09\u8df3\u63a2\u6208\uff0c\u62e5\u5165\u6000\u4e2d\uff0c\u53c8\u7529\u51fa\u53bb\uff0c\u963f\u4e09\u505a\u5455\u5410\u72b6\u3002\u7136\u540e\u8346\u8f72\u4e0e\u592a\u5b50\u4e39\u8df3\u4f26\u5df4\uff0c\u6700\u540e\u592a\u5b50\u4e39\u6446\u4e00\u4e2a\u5973\u6027\u5316\u7684\u9020\u578b\uff0c\u5411\u540e\u5f2f\u8170\u5e76\u62ac\u5176\u4e2d\u4e00\u6761\u817f\uff0c\u8346\u8f72\u505a\u8c03\u620f\u72b6\u3002\uff09\u8346\u67ef(\u8bda\u6073\u72b6) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you. \u592a\u5b50\u4e39\u4e0e\u963f\u4e09\uff08\u649e\u80ef\uff0c\u51fb\u638c\uff09Yeah! Action \u0428 \uff08\u300a\u5927\u8bdd\u897f\u6e38\u300b\u4e3b\u9898\u66f2\u54cd\u8d77\uff09\u8346\u73c2\u633d\u7740\u59bb\u5b50\uff0c\u592a\u5b50\u4e39,\u963f\u4e09\u5728\u540e. \u963f\u4e09\uff1aHero, we have already reached Yishui River. \u8346\u73c2\uff1aJust stop here, please. Farewell, my friends \u592a\u5b50\u4e39\uff1aI will miss you, baby. \uff08\u592a\u5b50\u4e39\uff0c\u963f\u4e09\u4e0b\u3002\u505c\u987f\u3002\u300a\u6cf0\u5766\u5c3c\u514b\u53f7\u300b\u4e3b\u9898\u66f2\u8d77\uff0c\u8346\u8f72\u4e0e\u59bb\u5b50\u505aJack\u548crose\u5728\u8239\u5934\u7684\u7ecf\u5178\u9020\u578b\uff0c\u5ffd\u7136\u8346\u8f72\u770b\u5230\u4e00\u4e2a\u7f8e\u5973\u2014\u2014\u6b64\u65f6\u4e00\u4e2a\u4e2d\u56fd\u53e4\u5178\u7f8e\u5973\u7ecf\u8fc7\uff0c\u5411\u8346\u8f72\u629b\u5a9a\u773c\uff0c\u5e76\u629b\u4e0b\u5b9a\u60c5\u624b\u7ee2\u3002\u8346\u8f72\u9ad8\u5174\u7684\u76ef\u7740\u7f8e\u5973\u770b\uff0c\u59bb\u5b50\u53d1\u89c9\u4e0d\u5bf9\uff0c\u626d\u8fc7\u5934\u6765\u3002\uff09\u8346\u73c2\uff08\u6025\u5fd9\u6536\u655b\uff09\uff1aDarling, I love you. \u59bb\u5b50\uff1aI love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!\uff08\u300a\u8096\u7533\u514b\u7684\u6551\u8d4e\u300b\uff09\u8346\u73c2(\u6d41\u6cea) \uff1aI love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (\u54ea\u6015\u662f\u4e16\u754c\u672b\u65e5\u6211\u90fd\u4f1a\u7231\u7740\u4f60\uff0c\u9009\u81ea\u300a\u98d8\u300b) \u59bb\u5b50\uff1aWell. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you. \u8346\u73c2\uff08\u6b32\u8d70\u8fd8\u7559\uff0c\u6267\u5b50\u4e4b\u624b\u53c8\u66f0\uff09\uff1aSweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise\uff08\u6cf0\u5766\u5c3c\u514b\u53f7\u6c89\u8239\u65f6\uff0cJack\u5bf9Rose\u7684\u503e\u8bc9\uff09. \u59bb\u5b50:"I promise." \u8346\u8f72:"Never let go. \u201c \u59bb\u5b50:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go." \uff08\u8346\u8f72\u7684\u53d1\u97f3\u548cjack\u5f88\u50cf\uff0c\u6240\u4ee5\u52a0\u4e86\u4e00\u4e9b\u300a\u6cf0\u5766\u5c3c\u514b\u53f7\u300b\u7684\u53f0\u8bcd\u3002\uff09\u59bb\u5b50\u52aa\u529b\u6324\u51fa\u51e0\u6ef4\u773c\u6cea\uff0c\u8346\u73c2\u4e0a\u8239\uff0c\u6e10\u6e10\u8fdc\u53bb\u59bb\u5b50\uff1aIt\u2019s a good day to die. Never come back. Never\u2026\u2026 Never\u2026\u2026 \u59bb\u5b50(\u638f\u51fa\u624b\u673a\u62e8\u53f7\uff0c\u963f\u4e09\u63a5\u624b\u673a)\uff1a Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account. \u963f\u4e09\uff1aOkay okay! \u65c1\u767d\uff1aThen Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.

\u53c2\u8003\u8d44\u6599\u7f51\u7ad9\u6709\u66f4\u591a\u9009\u62e9\u3002

The jungle
剧中角色：
rabbit, bird, elephant, bear, deer, mouse, dog, monkey, tiger
清晨，大森林沐浴在和煦的阳光里，小鸟在欢快的歌唱。三个好朋友——小兔子、小老鼠、小象边唱边向这边走来……
[Rabbit]
A rabbit, a rabbit,
Am I big or small?
I’m small, small, small.
Hello, bird.
[Bird]
Hello, rabbit.
[Rabbit]
What are you doing?
[Bird]
I’m playing. Let’s play together.
[Rabbit]
OK.
An elephant, an elephant.
Am I big or small?
I’m big, big, big.
Good morning, brown bear and little deer.
[Bear and deer]
Good morning, elephant.
Let’s play together.
[Elephant]
OK.
[Mouse]
A mouse, a mouse.
Am I big or small?
I’m small, small, small.
[Mouse]
Good morning, Mr. Dog.
[Dog]
Good morning, little mouse.
[Mouse]
What are you doing, Mr. Dog?
[Dog]
I’m playing with my friends.
[Mouse]
Do you have any friends?
[Dog]
Yes, of course. Hello, my friends. Come here. Come here. Look, they are all my friends.
[Bird]
Hello, I’m a bird. I can sing songs. I have beautiful wings. I can fly in the sky.
[Monkey]
Hi, I’m a monkey. I’m very clever. I can climb trees.
[Bear]
Hello, I’m a brown bear. I’m stronger than you. I can climb trees, too.
[Monkey]
But you’re slow. I’m very, very fast.
[Deer]
Hello, I’m a deer. I can run. And I’m very fast. What can you do, little rabbit?
[Rabbit]
I’m wise and cute, and I can jump.
[Elephant]
Hello, I’m an elephant. I’m the strongest animal in the jungle. And I can dance.
[Monkey]
You dance poorly. I can dance very well. (The other animals laugh)
[Mouse]
But you are heavy. You can carry a lot of things.
Nice to see you all. How do you do?
[All]
Nice to see you too. How do you do?
[Mouse]
Let’s be friends.
[All]
Yes, let’s be good friends.
[Dog]
Let’s play together.
[All]
OK. Come on!
[Bear]
Look at the beautiful flowers.
[Mouse]
Look out! There’s a trap.
(Suddenly, all the animals hear “Help! Help!”)
[Bear]
Quiet! Quiet! What’s that sound? What happened? My friends, my friends come here quick.
[Rabbit]
Who are you?
[Tiger]
I’m a tiger - your friend. I fell into a trap and I can’t climb out. I beg you, help me, please.
[Mouse]
I’m so sorry to hear that. Let’s help the poor tiger.
[Elephant]
You can’t. He’s a tiger. He’s going to eat you!
[Tiger]
No, no. I’m your friend. I’m very kind. I won’t eat you, I promise.
[Mouse]
Oh, but he needs our help.
[Rabbit]
He needs help. I’ll help him. Let’s help him together.
[Elephant]
OK. Don’t worry. Let’s make a rope and pull him out. (action)
[All]
Yes, yes. Let’s pull the tiger out.
[Elephant]
Are you ready?
[All]
Yes. One, two, three.
[Tiger]
Thank you, my friends.
[All]
Not at all.
[Tiger]
But, I was very hot in there. Now, I would like to drink some water. Would you please get me some water?
[Monkey]
I’m very clever and fast. Let me get you some water.
[Tiger]
Thank you, my good friend.
[Deer]
Big tiger, please, sit down. Have a rest.
[Tiger]
OK. I’m very tired.
[Monkey]
Big tiger, I’m back. Here is your water.
[Tiger]
Thanks a lot. (Tiger drinks water.) Now I’m not thirsty anymore.
[Bird]
Let’s go on playing.
[All]
Good. Let’s go on playing.
[All]
Good. Let’s go on playing.
[Rabbit]
Big tiger, let’s play together.
[Tiger]
OK. Little rabbit. Now, I’m … I’m –
[Rabbit]
What is it?
[Tiger]
Well, I’m very hungry now. I want to eat something. I think you look delicious. I want to eat you. (action)
[Rabbit]
Help! Help! Help me!
[Birds]
(cry) My friend, rabbit.
[Mouse]
Don’t cry. Don’t cry. Oh no!
[Bear and dog]
We will remember this. You are a very bad tiger! You’ll be sorry!
[All]
You are a very mean tiger! You’ll pay!
[Tiger]
I’m not thirsty or hungry anymore. I’m very, very happy. (laughs and laughs. He falls back into the trap.)
Help me! My friends, help me! Help me!
[All]
Sorry. Goodbye!
Sorry. Goodbye!
Sorry. Goodbye! (The animals look at one another. No one wants to help the tiger anymore.)

前台小姐：“hello?”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing?”
老外：“can you speak English? ”
前台小姐：“if I not speak English, I am speaking what?”
老外：“can anybody else speak English? ”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.” 老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak English?”
前台小姐：“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.”
老外：“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”
Will power意志力
Mike(M) Danny(C), Tommy(T)---classmates
地点:Scene----in the college dorm大学宿舍
Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop. Tommy is sleeping.
Mike came back from a morning jogging.

M: hi, Dan, what are u doing?
D: I am playing war craft.
M: Where is Tommy?
D: Shiiiii!
M:What? What's the matter?
D: Don't u see? He is still sleeping.
M: My goodness! I can't believe this! It’s almost nine. He got to get up now. Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class?
D: Yes, I do. You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft.
M: You'd better stop playing right now. We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue. Tommy! Tommy! Wake up! Time to wake up!
T:five more minutes, please.
Mike: No way, Jose. Time really flies.We still have a lot to do. Hurry up.
T: (Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes, please, just two more minutes? when Danny finishes his game, I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy. (Tommy lies down again.)
M: Guys!!! I am really angry now. Time waits for nobody. If you two don't stop what you are doing now, I will find somebody else to be my partners.
D and T: all right. All right. We listen to u.

M: That's more like it. We need will power.
D and T: what is will power?
M: Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do.
D: You mean like trying not to play war craft?
Mike: right.
T: you mean like trying not to stay up late?
M: right.
Danny turns off his computer. Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom.
Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment.
Danny: Mike, can I take a little break? Let me play one round and we will continue our work?
Tommy: Mike, Can I lie down a minute? My back hurts.
Mike: No! No! No! Let's finish our work first before we do anything. We need will power!!!
Danny and Tommy: that's true. We need will power! We listen to you.

The end

六人

On The Way Home回家的路上
Six high school students are walking on their way home, talking, laughing, ...
六个高中生走在回家的路上,一边聊天,一边笑.
A: hey, guys, what are you going to do when you get home?
喂,哥们,你们放学后干什么啊?
B: I'm going to watch the soccer game replay.My parents won't let me watch in the early morning.I'm so mad at them.
我要看足球重播.我爸妈不让我大清早起来看.我还在生他们的气呢.
All:(sing)If you're mad and you know it stamp your feet(everybody stamps his feet)
大伙(唱) 如果你知道你生气你就跺跺你的脚(跺脚)
C: I think I'm going to get something to eat first. I'm so hungry.
我一回家就要找吃的.饿死我了.
ALL:(Sing) If you're hungry and you know it touch your tummy,mmm...(everybody toches his tummy)
大伙(唱)如果你知道你饿了你就摸摸你的肚皮(摸肚皮)
A:(to D) what about you?
A(对D说) 你呢?
D:(pretend to yawn)I can't wait to lie down on my sofa. I'm so sleepy.(yawn again)
D:(装打哈欠)我恨不得马上躺在沙发上.真困!(打哈欠)
All except E:(sing)If you're sleepy and you know it take a nap(pretend to take a nap while yawning)
大伙E除外:(唱)如果你知道你困了你就打个盹(打盹)
all of a sudden, A realizes E is nowhere to be found.
突然,A 意识到E不见了.
A:(to F)E,where is E?
A(对F说) E, F 呢?
F: I have no idea. He was with us one minute ago.
不知道呀.刚才还在啊.
Eeverybody turns around looking for E.
大伙四处寻找E
B: Look! there he is! (pointing )
在那! 他在那!(手指远处)
C: oh oh, he is with a stray dog.
不好了,他和一个流浪狗在一起.
D: I know he likes dogs.
他喜欢狗.
F: but that dog looks mean.
但那狗样子很凶唉.
A: we’d better tell him to stay away from that mean looking dog.
我们快叫他别理那狗.
Everybody: (shouting) E! Come back! Come Back!
大伙(大声叫)E! 回来!回来!
B: Oh my god! He is bleeding!
天啊!他流血了!
D: The dog bit him!
他被狗咬了!
F: Hurry up!
快过去看看!
Everybody runs to E. E moans in pain.(pretend moaning)
大伙跑过去.E 疼痛地叫着(装疼叫)
ALL: (to E)are you all right?
你怎么样?
E: (shakes his head and keeps moaning)
(摇头,疼叫)
A: let’s call for help!
快叫救护.!
All: help! Help!
有人被狗咬了!有人被狗咬了!
They can not find any help nearby.
附近没有人.
B: Let me carry him to the hospital.
我背他去医院吧!
All: let’s go!
走!
B picks up E and carries him on his back.
B 背起E.

They go to the hospital.
他们朝医院走去.
The End
剧终
不知道你们会不会唱那首歌”If you’re happy and you know it”, 如果不会就照读好了.唱歌的话效果会好些.

Will power意志力
Mike(M) Danny(C), Tommy(T)---classmates
地点:Scene----in the college dorm大学宿舍
Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop. Tommy is sleeping.
Mike came back from a morning jogging.

M: hi, Dan, what are u doing?
D: I am playing war craft.
M: Where is Tommy?
D: Shiiiii!
M:What? What's the matter?
D: Don't u see? He is still sleeping.
M: My goodness! I can't believe this! It’s almost nine. He got to get up now. Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class?
D: Yes, I do. You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft.
M: You'd better stop playing right now. We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue. Tommy! Tommy! Wake up! Time to wake up!
T:five more minutes, please.
Mike: No way, Jose. Time really flies.We still have a lot to do. Hurry up.
T: (Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes, please, just two more minutes? when Danny finishes his game, I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy. (Tommy lies down again.)
M: Guys!!! I am really angry now. Time waits for nobody. If you two don't stop what you are doing now, I will find somebody else to be my partners.
D and T: all right. All right. We listen to u.

M: That's more like it. We need will power.
D and T: what is will power?
M: Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do.
D: You mean like trying not to play war craft?
Mike: right.
T: you mean like trying not to stay up late?
M: right.
Danny turns off his computer. Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom.
Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment.
Danny: Mike, can I take a little break? Let me play one round and we will continue our work?
Tommy: Mike, Can I lie down a minute? My back hurts.
Mike: No! No! No! Let's finish our work first before we do anything. We need will power!!!
Danny and Tommy: that's true. We need will power! We listen to you.

The end前台小姐：“hello?”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing?”
老外：“can you speak English? ”
前台小姐：“if I not speak English, I am speaking what?”
老外：“can anybody else speak English? ”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.” 老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak English?”
前台小姐：“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.”
老外：“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”
Will power意志力
Mike(M) Danny(C), Tommy(T)---classmates
地点:Scene----in the college dorm大学宿舍
Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop. Tommy is sleeping.
Mike came back from a morning jogging.

M: hi, Dan, what are u doing?
D: I am playing war craft.
M: Where is Tommy?
D: Shiiiii!
M:What? What's the matter?
D: Don't u see? He is still sleeping.
M: My goodness! I can't believe this! It’s almost nine. He got to get up now. Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class?
D: Yes, I do. You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft.
M: You'd better stop playing right now. We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue. Tommy! Tommy! Wake up! Time to wake up!
T:five more minutes, please.
Mike: No way, Jose. Time really flies.We still have a lot to do. Hurry up.
T: (Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes, please, just two more minutes? when Danny finishes his game, I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy. (Tommy lies down again.)
M: Guys!!! I am really angry now. Time waits for nobody. If you two don't stop what you are doing now, I will find somebody else to be my partners.
D and T: all right. All right. We listen to u.

M: That's more like it. We need will power.
D and T: what is will power?
M: Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do.
D: You mean like trying not to play war craft?
Mike: right.
T: you mean like trying not to stay up late?
M: right.
Danny turns off his computer. Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom.
Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment.
Danny: Mike, can I take a little break? Let me play one round and we will continue our work?
Tommy: Mike, Can I lie down a minute? My back hurts.
Mike: No! No! No! Let's finish our work first before we do anything. We need will power!!!
Danny and Tommy: that's true. We need will power! We listen to you.

The end

六人

On The Way Home回家的路上
Six high school students are walking on their way home, talking, laughing, ...
六个高中生走在回家的路上,一边聊天,一边笑.
A: hey, guys, what are you going to do when you get home?
喂,哥们,你们放学后干什么啊?
B: I'm going to watch the soccer game replay.My parents won't let me watch in the early morning.I'm so mad at them.
我要看足球重播.我爸妈不让我大清早起来看.我还在生他们的气呢.
All:(sing)If you're mad and you know it stamp your feet(everybody stamps his feet)
大伙(唱) 如果你知道你生气你就跺跺你的脚(跺脚)
C: I think I'm going to get something to eat first. I'm so hungry.
我一回家就要找吃的.饿死我了.
ALL:(Sing) If you're hungry and you know it touch your tummy,mmm...(everybody toches his tummy)
大伙(唱)如果你知道你饿了你就摸摸你的肚皮(摸肚皮)
A:(to D) what about you?
A(对D说) 你呢?
D:(pretend to yawn)I can't wait to lie down on my sofa. I'm so sleepy.(yawn again)
D:(装打哈欠)我恨不得马上躺在沙发上.真困!(打哈欠)
All except E:(sing)If you're sleepy and you know it take a nap(pretend to take a nap while yawning)
大伙E除外:(唱)如果你知道你困了你就打个盹(打盹)
all of a sudden, A realizes E is nowhere to be found.
突然,A 意识到E不见了.
A:(to F)E,where is E?
A(对F说) E, F 呢?
F: I have no idea. He was with us one minute ago.
不知道呀.刚才还在啊.
Eeverybody turns around looking for E.
大伙四处寻找E
B: Look! there he is! (pointing )
在那! 他在那!(手指远处)
C: oh oh, he is with a stray dog.
不好了,他和一个流浪狗在一起.
D: I know he likes dogs.
他喜欢狗.
F: but that dog looks mean.
但那狗样子很凶唉.
A: we’d better tell him to stay away from that mean looking dog.
我们快叫他别理那狗.
Everybody: (shouting) E! Come back! Come Back!
大伙(大声叫)E! 回来!回来!
B: Oh my god! He is bleeding!
天啊!他流血了!
D: The dog bit him!
他被狗咬了!
F: Hurry up!
快过去看看!
Everybody runs to E. E moans in pain.(pretend moaning)
大伙跑过去.E 疼痛地叫着(装疼叫)
ALL: (to E)are you all right?
你怎么样?
E: (shakes his head and keeps moaning)
(摇头,疼叫)
A: let’s call for help!
快叫救护.!
All: help! Help!
有人被狗咬了!有人被狗咬了!
They can not find any help nearby.
附近没有人.
B: Let me carry him to the hospital.
我背他去医院吧!
All: let’s go!
走!
B picks up E and carries him on his back.
B 背起E.

They go to the hospital.
他们朝医院走去.
The End
剧终
不知道你们会不会唱那首歌”If you’re happy and you know it”, 如果不会就照读好了.唱歌的话效果会好些.

Will power意志力
Mike(M) Danny(C), Tommy(T)---classmates
地点:Scene----in the college dorm大学宿舍
Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop. Tommy is sleeping.
Mike came back from a morning jogging.

M: hi, Dan, what are u doing?
D: I am playing war craft.
M: Where is Tommy?
D: Shiiiii!
M:What? What's the matter?
D: Don't u see? He is still sleeping.
M: My goodness! I can't believe this! It’s almost nine. He got to get up now. Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class?
D: Yes, I do. You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft.
M: You'd better stop playing right now. We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue. Tommy! Tommy! Wake up! Time to wake up!
T:five more minutes, please.
Mike: No way, Jose. Time really flies.We still have a lot to do. Hurry up.
T: (Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes, please, just two more minutes? when Danny finishes his game, I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy. (Tommy lies down again.)
M: Guys!!! I am really angry now. Time waits for nobody. If you two don't stop what you are doing now, I will find somebody else to be my partners.
D and T: all right. All right. We listen to u.

M: That's more like it. We need will power.
D and T: what is will power?
M: Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do.
D: You mean like trying not to play war craft?
Mike: right.
T: you mean like trying not to stay up late?
M: right.
Danny turns off his computer. Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom.
Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment.
Danny: Mike, can I take a little break? Let me play one round and we will continue our work?
Tommy: Mike, Can I lie down a minute? My back hurts.
Mike: No! No! No! Let's finish our work first before we do anything. We need will power!!!
Danny and Tommy: that's true. We need will power! We listen to you.

The end

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