求 由于中西文化生活习惯的差异而闹出的笑话 急求 因为中西习俗差异闹的笑话。周一就要！！！

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Wang Lin is a new teacher in a middle school. One day, Li Qing, herChinesecolleague, introduces her to a middle-aged teacher from America. Helen is teaching English in this school.
\u25a0Liu:Wang Lin, this is Helen, our English teacher from America. And Helen, this is Wang Lin, a new mathematics teacher.
\u25a0Wang:How do you do?

\u25a0Helen:Hi. Your skirt is beautiful.

\u25a0Wang:No, it is old.I bought it two years ago.

\u25a0Helen:You look pretty and smart. I am sure you are a good teacher.

\u25a0Wang:No, no. I'm just a new teacher. I should learnfrom you old teacher.

\u25a0Helen:Doyou think I'm old? (With a surprised look)

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给小费的,中国人习惯不给的.
比如,某人去外国旅游,怕把钱丢了把钱放在了枕头下面,结果有事情出去了.
服务员来收拾房间的时候发现了枕头下的钱,就全拿了,因为习惯是:客人出去玩的时候把钱放在枕头下面做服务生的小费的.
拿了钱估计还夸真大方呢.

老外去农村学生家走访 想去茅房 就问 where is the bathroom
学生一听 bathroom？
带他走了好久 终于到了一家澡堂
老外吭吭唧唧滴说 我要去滴是厕所~

主人给每个客人一个夜壶，结果外国人把它当做喝啤酒的工具了。然后倒酒在里面喝了。

外教老师有一天头戴顶绿帽子到教室，全班同学爆笑！

一老外进电梯碰一漂亮女孩 便打招呼:“你吗好!” 那女孩疑惑了一下 老外看出来了 便想着是语序出错了便又说:“好你吗!”那女孩瞪他一眼 老外赶紧又说:“妈你好!”