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同桌的你甲：我们俩给大家表演
乙：对，说一段相声
甲：我们俩啊，上了台啊是搭档
乙：下了台呢，是同桌
甲：他就是我同桌的你，（唱）谁娶了多愁善感的你，
乙：这位唱上了
甲：（继续唱）谁安慰爱哭的你，谁的把你的长发剃去，谁给你画的胡须。
乙：我哪有胡须啊
甲：这不么，八字胡，哦，看错了，是眉毛
乙：你什么眼神啊
甲：开个小玩笑，现在我们俩可是亲如兄弟的好朋友
乙：对，关系特别的铁
甲：如果我是任天堂
乙：我就是那魂斗罗，最好的玩伴
甲：如果我是哈利波特
乙：那我就是邓布利多，时时刻刻关心你
甲：如果我是擎天柱
乙：那我就是大黄蜂，亲密的战友
甲：如果我是玉米加农炮
乙：那我就是高坚果，好嘛，植物大战僵尸
甲：我们俩从小就是同学
乙：对，小学我们俩就同班
甲：那时候老师总让我们说自己的理想
乙：对，老师总问，你长大了想干什么
甲：我的梦想是当警察叔叔
乙：小男孩都羡慕警察
甲：通过我多年的努力，现在我的梦想实现了一半……
乙：怎么是一半呢？
甲：有人管我叫叔叔了……
乙：哦，这么个一半啊。再努力，还有人管你叫大爷呢，管什么用啊
甲：我们俩从小就是兄弟，我们还有一个共同的宿敌
乙：宿敌
甲：对，他的名字，叫别人家的孩子
乙：别人家的孩子？
甲：对，我小时候一调皮，我妈就说，你看看，别人家孩子多听话
乙：对，我一考试不及格，我妈就说，你看看，别人家总考一百
甲：这个别人家孩子从来不玩游戏，从来不聊QQ，天天就知道学习
乙：这个别人家的孩子，长得好看，又听话，回回年级第一
甲：上学在外地一个月只要400生活费还嫌多
乙：说了半天，这别人家孩子到底长什么样啊
甲：是啊，这么完美的孩子得长什么样啊
乙：从来就没见过，那只是一个传说
甲：有一天，镇广场上号召村名们献血，说是200CC送一盒巧克力，400CC送个手表。我想那我捐400，献了爱心，还有手表戴，我的搭档不一样
乙：我怎么了？
甲：我的搭档听说了，跑过去问护士：“一万CC送什么？”
乙：啊！一万CC！
甲：护士淡定的说：“骨灰盒。。。”
乙：连骨髓都抽没了
甲：我这搭档很有爱心
乙：爱心什么啊爱心，我这不是财迷转窍么
甲：还有一次，我和搭档去看电影，演的是哈利波特
乙：对，我们都喜欢这个
甲：进场的时候，一小女孩和她妈妈在我们背后，是个小粉丝，穿着斗篷，拿着一个玩具的魔杖玩。
乙：哈利波特的小影迷
甲：她举起魔杖指着我搭档的后背：我要把你变成丑八怪！这搁别人，可能就生气了，我的搭档，他很有度量，他听完，笑了。
乙：小孩啊，咱不能和他一般见识
甲：他转身过去，“小朋友，你也来看电影啊”，就听到一声惊叫：妈妈！妈妈！魔法显灵了。
乙：唉哟，去你的吧
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