关于一些英语的单词 跪求一些关于一个英语单词的小笑话。。。。
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Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
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Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
A: By treading on his corn?
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Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
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Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
A: They make faces all day.
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Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
A: Keep him awake.
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He is really somebody
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
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Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
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\u82f1\u8bed\u7b11\u8bdd\uff08\u56db\uff09my little dog can't read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
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\u82f1\u8bed\u7b11\u8bdd\uff08\u4e94\uff09Bring me the winner
-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
-- Well, bring me the winner then.
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\u82f1\u8bed\u7b11\u8bdd\uff08\u516d\uff09The mean man's party.
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"
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\u82f1\u8bed\u7b11\u8bdd\uff08\u4e03\uff09Advice for "Kid"
A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid."
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\u82f1\u8bed\u7b11\u8bdd\uff08\u516b\uff09Which woman?
One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.
On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."
My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?"
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\u82f1\u8bed\u7b11\u8bdd\uff08\u4e5d\uff09The doctor lives downstairs
"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."
He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."
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\u82f1\u8bed\u7b11\u8bdd\uff08\u5341\uff09One Engine Left
A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult."
Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late."
At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!"
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A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.
"Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yellin
g for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"
A girl raised her hand and asked, "to draw out all of his savings?"
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Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife\uff1f\u4f60\u505c\u6b62\u6253\u4f60\u8001\u5a46\u4e86\u5417?
This story is told of a browbeating counsel\uff0cwho habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent\u2018s witnesses\uff0e
One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations\uff0e
\u201cI want\u2018yes\u2019or\u2018no\uff0c\u2019\u201dthundered counsel\uff0e\u201cThere is no need for you to argue the point\uff01\u201d
\u201cBut there are some questions which cannot be answered by\u2018yes\u2019or\u2018no\uff0c\u2019\u201dmildly responded the witness\uff0e
\u201cThere are not\uff01\u201d snapped the lawyer\uff0e
\u201cOh\uff0c\u201d said the witness\uff0c\u201canswer this then\uff1a\u201cHave you ceased beating your wife\uff1f\u201d
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Two Birds
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
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"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
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Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles\uff0cboys\uff1f
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Nick: Yes\uff0csir. Quite of ten. I saw it even last night.
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Teacher: Please tell us some thing about it.
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Nick: Oh\uff0csorry\uff0csir. My father always says, "Domestic shame should not be published.\u201d
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坐姿推胸机
sover machine
双臂交叉训练机（大飞鸟机）
Military press
肩部推举机
Seated row machine
坐姿划船机
Rotary torso machine
旋转训练机
Multi-hip machine
臂部复合训练机
Outer thigh abductor machine
腿部外弯机
Inner thigh adductor machine
腿部内弯机
Vertical leg press
垂直蹬腿练习器
Decline Olympic bench
奥林匹克下斜椅
Incline Olympic bench
奥林匹克上斜椅
Roman chair/back hyperextension
罗马凳
Hyperextension
腹背训练凳
2-tier horizontal dumbbell rack
哑铃架
Standard weight tree
铃片架
Olympic weight tree
铃片架
Stretch corner
伸拉角
Stretch zone
伸拉中心
Leg press
腿部推蹬机
Leg extension
腿部伸展机
Standing tricep
站式肱三头肌训练器
Standing bicep
站式肱二头肌训练器
Dip chin ab
单杠提膝器
Preacher curl bench
屈臂训练凳
Lat
复合高拉机
Row
复合划船机
Abdominal
腹部训练器
Cable column
复合拉伸机
Hamstring
低拉机
Utility bench
三角椅
Adjustable bench
可调式哑铃椅
Barbell
杠铃架
Double tier dumbbell
双层哑铃架
Recumbent cycle
卧式健身车
Treadmills
踏步机
Display stem: 显示器支撑杆External circlip:
Display lower: 显示器下盖
Flush head press in stud: 埋头大头钉
Seat carriage 座位滑动架
Pozi美国百老汇舞台的专业舞者，也是知名节目主持人更是健身专家
IEC Free plug, shutter snap fit: 通用插头
Caplug 盖塞
End plaque cap 瓷花后盖
End cap 后盖
Pedal leaver arm: 踏板臂
Rubber bump stop: 橡胶缓冲器
Crutch tip：
Nutsert 螺母
Toothed belt idler plate: 皮带惰轮锯齿板
PEC machine/butterfly
蝴蝶机
Incline press machine
上斜推胸机
Bicep curl machine
二头肌训练机
AB machine
腹部前屈机
Lat machine with mid row
高拉训练机
Leg curl machine/seated leg curl
屈腿训练机
Leg press machine
腿部推蹬机
Leg press/hach squat machine
倒蹬/斜蹬机
Pro-smith machine
安全杠铃练习机
Counter-balanced smith machine
史密斯机
Seated calf machine
坐姿小腿练习机
Dip station
双杠练习器
Military press
肩部推举机
Tricep press down machine
三头肌训练机
Arm curl
二头肌推举器
Standing hip/multi-hip machine
臂部复合训练机
Abdominal
腹部前屈机
Bi-axial chest press
双轴上斜推胸机
Seated chest press
坐工推胸机
Dual cable column
双臂训练机
Bicep
二头肌训练机
Tricep
复合三头肌训练机
Functional lift
复合抬举机
Calf
小腿训练机
Cable cross
复合飞鸟机
Flat bench
扁平椅
Abdominal bench
腹部训练椅
Single tier dumbbell
单层哑铃架
Squat rack
挂片式深蹲架
Stepper
台阶器
Rubber earring moulding
橡胶基座
Allen wrench
通用扳手
Cord bracket
夹线板
Sets 套
Runner assembly 转动组件
Roller member pivot: 辊构件枢轴
Logo wheel: 轮子（带标识）
Freeweight dumbbell
负重哑铃
Freeweight
负重
weight training 负荷训练
strength training 力量训练
endurance training 耐力训练
path of motion 动作路径
Overhead Tricep 三头肌高位训练机
Chest press
胸部推举机
Shoulder press machine
肩部推举机
Tricep press down machine
三头肌训练机
Back machine
背部训练机
Lat pull down
高拉机训练机
Leg extension machine
腿部伸展机
Flat bench
哑铃平椅
Flat/incline/decline bench
可调式哑铃椅
Flat Olympic bench
奥林匹克平椅
Vertical knee raise
单杠提膝器
Preacher curl bench
屈臂训练凳
Wab board
腹肌板
Seated calf machine
小腿训练机
Lateral shoulder raise
肩部侧推机
Hip abductor
腿部外弯机
Hip adductor
腿部内弯机
Chest mid-row
滑船机
Lat high row
高位滑船机
Roman Chair/ back hyperextension
罗马凳
45 hyperextension
腹背训练凳
Vertical knee raise
单杠提膝器
Upper back
背肌训练机
Incline trainer
上斜跑步机
Squat
蹲式复合训练机
Chest
复合胸部训练器
Shoulder
复合肩部训练机
Step
负重踏步机
Quadricep
复合腿部训练机
Plate loaded squat
挂片式深蹲机
Adductor
夹腿机
Upright cycle
立式健身车
Rubber boot: 橡胶支座
6.3 Amp time Lag glass body: 6.3 Amp保险丝
Wiring loom: 接线器
Poly “V” drive pulley: V形驱动滑轮
Full dog point socket set: 专用螺丝
Reps. (repetition) 组
Weight stack 配重片
Cycling equipment健骑机/ 健身车
Ribbed insert: 扶手连杆
Cover center section: 盖板中心部分
Countersunk socket set screw: 埋头螺丝
Step hole trim L/hand: 左踏板孔饰物
Step hole trim retaining block: 踏板孔饰物固定块
Crank plate: 曲板
fitness apparatus 健身器材
treadmill or running machine 跑步机
Abdominal bench 腹部训练椅
Abdominal 腹部前屈机
Abdominal 腹部训练器
Adductor 夹腿机
Adjustable bench 可调式哑铃椅
Allen wrench 通用扳手
Arm curl 二头肌推举器
Back machine 背部训练机
Barbell 杠铃架
Bi-axial chest press 双轴上斜推胸机
Bicep curl machine 二头肌训练机
Bicep 二头肌训练机
Cable column 复合拉伸机
Cable cross 复合飞鸟机
Calf 小腿训练机
Caplug 盖塞
Chest mid-row 滑船机
Chest press machine 坐姿推胸机
Chest press 胸部推举机
Chest 复合胸部训练器
Cord bracket 夹线板
Counter-balanced smith machine 史密斯机
Countersunk socket set screw: 埋头螺丝
Cover center section: 盖板中心部分
Crank plate: 曲板（保留英文）
Crutch tip：
Cycling equipment健骑机/ 健身车
Decline Olympic bench 奥林匹克下斜椅
Dip chin ab 单杠提膝器
Dip station 双杠练习器
Display lower: 显示器下盖
Display stem: 显示器支撑杆
Double tier dumbbell 双层哑铃架
Dual cable column 双臂训练机
End cap 后盖
End plaque cap 瓷花后盖
endurance training 耐力训练
Flat bench 扁平椅
Flat bench 哑铃平椅
Flat Olympic bench 奥林匹克平椅
Flat/incline/decline bench 可调式哑铃椅
Flush head press in stud: 埋头大头钉
Freeweight dumbbell 负重哑铃
Freeweight 负重
Full dog point socket set: 专用螺丝
Functional lift 复合抬举机
Hamstring 低拉机
Hip abductor 腿部外弯机
Hip adductor 腿部内弯机
Hyperextension 腹背训练凳
IEC Free plug, shutter snap fit: 通用插头
Incline Olympic bench 奥林匹克上斜椅
Incline press machine 上斜推胸机
Incline trainer 上斜跑步机
Inner thigh adductor machine 腿部内弯机
Lat high row 高位滑船机
Lat machine with mid row 高拉训练机
Lat pull down 高拉机训练机
Lat 复合高拉机
Lateral shoulder raise 肩部侧推机
Leg curl machine/seated leg curl 屈腿训练机
Leg extension machine 腿部伸展机
Leg extension 腿部伸展机
Leg press machine 腿部推蹬机
Leg press 腿部推蹬机
Leg press/hach squat machine 倒蹬/斜蹬机
Logo wheel: 轮子（带标识）
Military press 肩部推举机
Multi-hip machine 臂部复合训练机
Nutsert 螺母
Olympic weight tree 铃片架
Outer thigh abductor machine 腿部外弯机
Overhead Tricep 三头肌高位训练机
path of motion 动作路径
PEC machine/butterfly 蝴蝶机
Pedal leaver arm: 踏板臂
Plate loaded squat 挂片式深蹲机
Poly “V” drive pulley: V形驱动滑轮
Pozi美国百老汇舞台的专业舞者，也是知名节目主持人更是健身专家
Preacher curl bench 屈臂训练凳
Pro-smith machine 安全杠铃练习机
Quadricep 复合腿部训练机
Recumbent cycle 卧式健身车
Reps. (repetition) 组
Ribbed insert: 扶手连杆
Roller member pivot: 辊构件枢轴
Roman chair/back hyperextension 罗马凳
Rotary torso machine 旋转训练机
Row 复合划船机
Rubber boot: 橡胶支座
Rubber bump stop: 橡胶缓冲器
Rubber earring moulding: 橡胶基座
Runner assembly 转动组件
Seat carriage 座位滑动架
Seated calf machine 小腿训练机
Seated calf machine 坐姿小腿练习机
Seated chest press 坐工推胸机
Seated row machine 坐姿划船机
Sets 套
Shoulder press machine 肩部推举机
Shoulder 复合肩部训练机
Single tier dumbbell 单层哑铃架
sover machine 双臂交叉训练机（大飞鸟机）
Squat rack 挂片式深蹲架
Squat 蹲式复合训练机
Standard weight tree 铃片架
Standing bicep 站式肱二头肌训练器
Standing hip/multi-hip machine 臂部复合训练机
Standing tricep 站式肱三头肌训练器
Step hole trim L/hand: 左踏板孔饰物
Step hole trim retaining block: 踏板孔饰物固定块
Step 负重踏步机
Stepper 台阶器
strength training 力量训练
Stretch corner 伸拉角
Stretch zone 伸拉中心
Toothed belt idler plate: 皮带惰轮锯齿板 （保留英文）
Treadmills 踏步机
Tricep press down machine 三头肌训练机
Tricep 复合三头肌训练机
Upper back 背肌训练机
Upright cycle 立式健身车
Utility bench 三角椅
Vertical knee raise 单杠提膝器
Vertical leg press 垂直蹬腿练习器
Wab board 腹肌板
Weight stack 配重片
weight training 负荷训练
Wiring loom: 接线器
2-tier horizontal dumbbell rack 哑铃架
45 hyperextension 腹背训练凳
望采纳~~~~
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