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小时候我过生日，妈妈做了小炒肉，我夹了好多放在碗里，
我寻思着先吃完菜后吃肉（小时候吃肉的时候少）
我美美的把菜吃完准备吃肉的时候，趴！！摔倒了！一碗肉全掉地上了，当时我那个哭啊！从此我就学会了先吃肉后吃菜了。
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