求200~300字的搞笑类短文~~~~~
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\u3000\u3000\u5929\u98d8\uff01
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“那是男生宿舍区,叫牛郎星系。”又指着脚下的路说:“这条路叫银河路。”这时,主管学生宿舍的女教员面无表情地经过,小雷悄悄地说:“这位是王母娘娘。”
挂钟
大学里有间教室,里面的挂钟有问题,只要被东西敲到就会愈走愈快,敲一次就快5分钟。一天教授上课,发现同学们都趁他在黑板上写字的时候用橡皮丢挂钟,但教授却不声张,依旧按钟上下课。没过多久,期末考试到了,大伙都埋头考试,只见教授拿着黑板擦在那儿练习丢钟。
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改变世界
地理老师质问廉尼:为什么没有完成世界地图的描绘作业?
廉尼低头回答:我怕我画的地图会改变世界。
求知欲
老师问道:”孩子们,你们想知道第一个人是怎样出现的吗?”
小伊万从后排站起来,回答道:”女士,其实我们更感兴趣的是世界上第三个人是怎么出来的。”
人身保险
讲授经济学的老师正讲到被保险人与受益人的关系问题,为了更形象一点儿,他举了个例子:“比如说我投了人身保险,有一天我不幸被车撞死了,你们师母就可以获得赔偿金。她就是受益人,那么我是什么人?”一个同学回答道:“死人。”
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难不倒
一位教授对一名智力早熟的小男孩说:“你的生日是哪一天的?”答:“4月8日”教授说:“哪一年。”答:“每一年。”
保险措施
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