牛群的相声《巧立名目》和冯巩说的那个版本哪里有 牛群《巧立名目》的台词
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相声《巧立名目》（别名《领导冒号》《冒号》）一、1988年春晚，牛群、李立山先生首次表演相声《巧立名目》。（注：牛群先生的早期搭档为李立山先生，李立山先生师承曲艺大师高元钧先生）
二、 1988年春晚之后，即1988年3月，冯巩、牛群一同参加了电视连续剧《那五》剧组，之后俩人开始合作成为搭档。
三、牛群、冯巩曾合说过相声《冒号》，即翻新牛群、李立山的段子《巧立名目》。
四、牛群、冯巩合说的相声《冒号》目前仅有音频。
相声《冒号》
http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/Bdu6LeQ8J9g/
1988年以后和牛群搭档，每年参加中央电视台的春节联欢会，他们合作演出的《灭鼠轶事》《亚运之最》、《拍卖》、《办晚会》、《最差先生》等相声。
看衣服就知道了 原版穿的是浅灰色西装
原版是和李立山说的那个！
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