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2、 你咋知道我过生日呢
3、 我有个新吃法，咱俩片着吃
4、 猛虎掏心
5、 你今个来啥意思我都明白
6、 我都不明白
7、 过去的事儿说那干啥呀
8、 大哥，可不能想别的，啊
9、 大哥呀，咱们都这麽大岁数了，可不能晚节不保哇
10、 我这能保住蛋糕就行了
11、 只要不吃蛋糕，跳舞都行
12、 耶！
13、 哎呀我地妈呀！我都冻啥样了，她怎么还热上了呢
14、 哎呀
15、 什么动静，是你家猪跳圈了
16、 屋不有人吗
17、 我回来，我都不应该回来，我回来干啥，耶
18、 你啥时候来的
19、 这是俺家
20、 过上了
21、 刚过上
22、 过吧，不应该回来呀
23、 我们刚过上，来咱仨一起过，来
24、 现在咱们农村变化这么大吗
25、 三个人也能在一起过，我跟你说，我适应不了
26、 这么自然吗，这个
27、 我告诉你，你偷着乐吧，和谐社会把你给救了
28、 听明白了，你过生日、大哥给你送的蛋糕、吃两口、唱个小歌、啥事儿没有、耶、谁信哪
29、 你就说这个场面
30、 你说，你都把被都叠上啊
31、 那怎么俩枕头呢
32、 看见了吗，现在不抱东西都睡不着了
33、 哎呀，你是叠过呀
34、 我在家叠过，我在这哪叠过呀
35、 啥也别说了，别动慌，啊，别把现场给我破坏了
36、 工友朋友们，这个不是俺家，这个是别人的媳妇
37、 我把现场录下来，做一个证据
38、 你出去打工这二年，大哥是没少帮我忙活呀，黑天白天的呀
39、 说漏了，还没少忙活呀，黑天白天的，白天行，黑天你跑这忙活什么玩艺
40、 我听明白了，俺家猪孤单了，跑你家去了，你人孤单了，蹽这来了
41、 今天我采访采访你
42、 大哥，你太花花了
43、 看见没，这都不背人了，我地妈呀
44、 搁哪跌倒，搁哪爬起来
45、 兄弟你别跳这街舞，我接受不了
46、 我走，我给你倒地方
47、 就你这舞蹈，谁看见，谁能说出话来呀
48、 关键是这场面整的太大了
49、 大哥，我，我有点儿对不起你
50、 要不，咱们四个人一起过得了呗
51、 哎呀我地妈呀！大哥你，太花了
52、 小样儿，没这两下子，还敢上你家花来
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