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1985\u5e74\u7684\u6625\u665a\u821e\u53f0\u4e0a\uff0c\u5728\u8457\u540d\u76f8\u58f0\u6cf0\u6597\u9a6c\u4e09\u7acb\u8868\u6f14\u7684\u300a\u8d77\u540d\u5b57\u7684\u827a\u672f\u300b\u4e2d\uff0c\u4ea7\u751f\u4e86\u6700\u65e9\u7684\u6625\u665a\u91d1\u53e5\uff0c\u90a3\u53e5\u95fb\u540d\u9050\u8fe9\u7684\u7ecf\u5178\u5f00\u573a\u767d\u662f\u8fd9\u6837\u7684\uff1a\u201c\u9a6c\u4e09\u7acb\uff0c\u8fd9\u9a6c\u5269\u4e09\u6761\u817f\u4e86\uff0c\u8fd8\u51d1\u5408\u7acb\u7740\uff0c\u4e00\u78b0\u5c31\u5012\uff1b\u9a6c\u5b63\uff0c\u633a\u597d\u7684\u9a6c\uff0c\u7ef3\u5b50\u628a\u817f\u7ed9\u7cfb\u4e0a\u4e86\uff0c\u8dd1\u4e0d\u4e86\u4e86\uff0c\u618b\u4e86\u4e00\u8eab\u8089\u3002\u201d
1987\u5e74\u7684\u6625\u665a\uff0c\u9a6c\u5b63\u521b\u4f5c\u4e86\u76f8\u58f0\u300a\u4e94\u5b98\u4e89\u529f\u300b\uff0c\u4e0e\u5218\u4f1f\u3001\u51af\u5de9\u3001\u8d75\u708e\u3001\u738b\u91d1\u5b9d\u4e00\u540c\u8868\u6f14\u3002\u9664\u4e86\u76f8\u58f0\u8ba9\u89c2\u4f17\u7b11\u5982\u6d8c\u6cc9\u4e4b\u5916\uff0c\u300a\u4e94\u5b98\u4e89\u529f\u300b\u4e5f\u6253\u7834\u4e86\u5e38\u89c4\u76f8\u58f0\u7684\u5957\u8def\uff0c\u5c06\u7fa4\u53e3\u76f8\u58f0\u63a8\u5230\u4e86\u4e00\u4e2a\u5168\u65b0\u7684\u9ad8\u5ea6\u3002
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1999\u5e74\uff0c\u5947\u5fd7\u3001\u5927\u5175\u5c06\u5357\u6d3e\u76f8\u58f0\u5e26\u5230\u4e86\u6625\u665a\u7684\u821e\u53f0\u4e0a\uff0c\u76f8\u58f0\u4f5c\u54c1\u300a\u767d\u5403\u300b\uff0c\u6253\u7834\u4e86\u5317\u6d3e\u76f8\u58f0\u6f14\u5458\u4e00\u7edf\u6625\u665a\u76f8\u58f0\u821e\u53f0\u7684\u683c\u5c40\u3002
2006\u5e74\u6625\u665a\uff0c\u5218\u589e\u9534\u548c\u6731\u5fb7\u521a\u6210\u4e3a\u4e86\u7b2c\u4e00\u5bf9\u6b63\u5f0f\u5728\u6625\u665a\u821e\u53f0\u4e0a\u8bf4\u76f8\u58f0\u7684\u53f0\u6e7e\u827a\u4eba\u3002\u76f8\u58f0\u300a\u65b0\u8bf4\u7ed5\u53e3\u4ee4\u300b\uff0c\u901a\u8fc7\u6a21\u4eff\u53f0\u6e7e\u5c11\u6570\u6c11\u65cf\u7528\u666e\u901a\u8bdd\u8bf4\u7ed5\u53e3\u4ee4\u7684\u65b9\u5f0f\uff0c\u5236\u9020\u4e86\u8bf8\u591a\u7b11\u6599\uff0c\u4e5f\u5145\u5206\u7684\u5c55\u793a\u4e86\u8fd9\u4e24\u4f4d\u6f14\u5458\u624e\u5b9e\u7684\u76f8\u58f0\u57fa\u672c\u529f\u3002
2009\u5e74\uff0c\u5728\u8457\u540d\u76f8\u58f0\u8868\u6f14\u827a\u672f\u5bb6\u9a6c\u5b63\u5148\u751f\u75c5\u901d\u4e09\u5468\u5e74\u4e4b\u65f6\uff0c\u7531\u5176\u5b50\u9a6c\u4e1c\u4e0e\u5218\u4f1f\u3001\u5468\u709c\u3001\u5927\u5c71\u3001\u90d1\u5065\u5e26\u6765\u7684\u7fa4\u53e3\u76f8\u58f0\u300a\u4e94\u5b98\u65b0\u8bf4\u300b\uff0c\u518d\u4e00\u6b21\u5c06\u89c2\u4f17\u5e26\u56de\u4e86\u300a\u4e94\u5b98\u4e89\u529f\u300b\u7684\u90a3\u4e2a\u5e74\u4ee3\uff0c\u8fd9\u6837\u7684\u6539\u7f16\uff0c\u4e5f\u8868\u8fbe\u4e86\u513f\u5b50\u5bf9\u4e8e\u7236\u4eb2\u7684\u656c\u610f\u3002
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2012\u5e74\u6625\u665a\uff0c\u66f9\u4e91\u91d1\u3001\u5218\u4e91\u5929\u7ee7\u674e\u83c1\u3001\u4f55\u4e91\u4f1f\u4e4b\u540e\uff0c\u539f\u5fb7\u4e91\u793e\u6210\u5458\u518d\u6218\u6625\u665a\u76f8\u58f0\u821e\u53f0\uff0c\u4e00\u6bb5\u76f8\u58f0\u300a\u594b\u6597\u300b\uff0c\u56e0\u6bb5\u5b50\u65b0\uff0c\u9488\u5bf9\u7684\u53d7\u4f17\u4eba\u7fa4\u5e7f\uff0c\u6df1\u5f97\u89c2\u4f17\u7684\u559c\u7231\u3002
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\u53c2\u8003\u8d44\u6599\uff1a\u767e\u5ea6\u767e\u79d1_\u594b\u6597 \uff082012\u5e74\u592e\u89c6\u6625\u665a\u76f8\u58f0\uff09
2、二师兄，师父被妖怪抓走了！
3、大师兄！二师兄被妖怪抓走了！
4、大师兄！师父和二师兄都被妖怪抓走了！
5、师父，大师兄说得对。
6、大师兄，二师兄说得对。
7、二师兄，大师兄说得对。
8、师父，放心吧，大师兄会来救我们的！
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