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\u8881\u7acb\uff1a\u5f04\u5565\u5440\u8fd9\u662f\uff0c\u5feb\u6253\u3002
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\u300a\u8d85\u751f\u6e38\u51fb\u961f\u300b\u6f14\u5458\u8868\uff1a
1\u3001\u5f20\u5f64
\u5f20\u5f64\uff0c1978\u5e7410\u670827\u65e5\u51fa\u751f\u4e8e\u65b0\u7586\u4e4c\u9c81\u6728\u9f50\uff0c\u6bd5\u4e1a\u4e8e\u4e2d\u592e\u620f\u5267\u5b66\u966296\u7ea7\u8868\u6f14\u7cfb\u672c\u79d1\uff0c\u4e2d\u56fd\u5185\u5730\u5973\u6f14\u5458\u3002
1995\u5e74\uff0c\u5f20\u5f64\u51fa\u6f14\u7535\u5f71\u300a\u91d1\u6208\u94c1\u9a6c\u300b\uff0c\u81ea\u6b64\u5f00\u59cb\u6f14\u827a\u4e8b\u4e1a\u3002
2004\u5e74\uff0c\u4e3b\u6f14\u751f\u6d3b\u60c5\u611f\u5267\u300a\u8fd8\u503a\u300b\uff0c\u540c\u5e74\u51fa\u6f14\u9752\u6625\u5076\u50cf\u5267\u300a281\u5c01\u4fe1\u300b\u3002
2007\u5e74\uff0c\u53c2\u6f14\u6c11\u56fd\u7231\u60c5\u5267\u300a\u5973\u4eba\u82b1\u300b\uff0c\u540c\u5e74\u4e3b\u6f14\u82e6\u60c5\u5267\u300a\u80ed\u8102\u96ea\u300b\uff0c\u5e76\u4e3b\u6f14\u8c0d\u6218\u5267\u300a\u957f\u6c5f\u4e00\u53f7\u300b\u3002
2011\u5e74\uff0c\u4e3b\u6f14\u5bb6\u5ead\u4f26\u7406\u5267\u300a\u5e78\u798f\u6ee1\u697c\u300b\u3002
2009\u5e74\uff0c\u4e3b\u6f14\u5bb6\u5ead\u4f26\u7406\u5267\u300a\u8d24\u59bb\u826f\u6bcd\u300b\u3002
2012\u5e74\uff0c\u4e3b\u6f14\u90fd\u5e02\u60c5\u611f\u559c\u5267\u300a\u73ab\u7470\u7092\u8089\u4e1d\u300b\u3002
2014\u5e74\uff0c\u53c2\u6f14\u53e4\u88c5\u5bab\u5ef7\u5267\u300a\u6b66\u5a9a\u5a18\u4f20\u5947\u300b\u3002
2015\u5e74\uff0c\u51fa\u6f14\u6c11\u56fd\u5076\u50cf\u5267\u300a\u957f\u68a6\u7559\u75d5\u300b\u3002
2\u3001\u8881\u7acb
\u8881\u7acb\uff0c1973\u5e747\u670812\u65e5\u751f\u4e8e\u6d59\u6c5f\u7701\u676d\u5dde\u5e02\uff0c\u6bd5\u4e1a\u4e8e\u5317\u4eac\u7535\u5f71\u5b66\u9662\uff0c\u4e2d\u56fd\u5185\u5730\u5973\u6f14\u5458\u3002
1994\u5e74\uff0c\u8881\u7acb\u56e0\u51fa\u6f14\u4e2a\u4eba\u8367\u5e55\u5904\u5973\u4f5c\u300a\u98de\u864e\u961f\u300b\u800c\u51fa\u9053\uff1b1998\u5e74\uff0c\u8881\u7acb\u4e3b\u6f14\u8b66\u532a\u7535\u89c6\u5267\u300a\u6c38\u4e0d\u7791\u76ee\u300b\uff0c\u5e76\u83b7\u5f97\u7b2c18\u5c4a\u4e2d\u56fd\u7535\u89c6\u201c\u91d1\u9e70\u5956\u201d\u6700\u4f73\u5973\u914d\u89d2\u5956\u3002
2000\u5e74\uff0c\u8881\u7acb\u51fa\u6f14\u6e05\u88c5\u5267\u300a\u94c1\u9f7f\u94dc\u7259\u7eaa\u6653\u5c9a\u300b\uff0c\u5267\u4e2d\u9970\u6f14\u201c\u675c\u5c0f\u6708\u201d\u4e00\u89d2\u800c\u53d7\u5230\u5173\u6ce8\uff0c\u8fde\u7eed\u51fa\u6f14\u4e86\u540e\u4e24\u90e8\u7eed\u96c6\u3002
2002\u5e74\uff0c\u51ed\u501f\u7535\u5f71\u300a\u7edd\u5bf9\u60c5\u611f\u300b\u4e2d\u7684\u201c\u5b89\u7136\u201d\u4e00\u89d2\u83b7\u5f97\u7b2c25\u5c4a\u5927\u4f17\u7535\u5f71\u201c\u767e\u82b1\u5956\u201d\u6700\u4f73\u5973\u914d\u89d2\u5956\u3002
2006\u5e74\uff0c\u51fa\u6f14\u5386\u53f2\u7535\u89c6\u5267\u300a\u662d\u541b\u51fa\u585e\u300b\uff1b2008\u5e74\uff0c\u4e3b\u6f14\u53e4\u88c5\u7535\u89c6\u5267\u300a\u6bcd\u4eea\u5929\u4e0b\u300b\u3002
2010\u5e74\uff0c\u4e3b\u6f14\u6c11\u56fd\u5386\u53f2\u7535\u89c6\u5267\u300a\u725f\u6c0f\u5e84\u56ed\u300b\u3002
2012\u5e74\uff0c\u8881\u7acb\u51fa\u6f14\u7231\u60c5\u7535\u5f71\u300a\u5927\u4e0a\u6d77\u300b\uff1b\u540c\u5e74\uff0c\u51fa\u6f14\u90fd\u5e02\u5bb6\u5ead\u7535\u89c6\u5267\u300a\u6bcd\u4eb2\uff0c\u6bcd\u4eb2\u300b\u3002
2016\u5e745\u6708\uff0c\u53c2\u52a0\u7eaa\u5b9e\u8282\u76ee\u300a\u660e\u661f\u8c03\u67e5\u5c40\u300b\u3002
编剧：黄宏、尚敬、张振彬
导演：尚敬
表演：黄宏、宋丹丹
对白1：
黄
宏：这玩意儿是啥见过没有？
宋丹丹：诶哟，大哥大？
黄
宏：小名，手机。
宋丹丹：黄老板给的？
黄
宏：哦对，给的。人家新买了个翻盖的，因此淘汰了砖块的。
黄
宏：二手货咋不值钱呢？
宋丹丹：这玩意儿跟人一样，二手货相当于二姑娘。你没听人说吗，原配夫妻恩恩爱爱，一旦离婚马上歇菜。
黄
宏：你纯属瞎扯，你要跟我离婚了，我再找一个，这属于二锅头，闷着更香。
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