求一个简单点的英语剧本，适合舞台演的，十分钟左右就行。
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\u5c0f\u7ea2\u5e3d Little Red Riding Hood
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A: Little Red Riding Hood\u2019s mother
B: Little Red Riding Hood
C: Wolf
D: Grandmother
E\uff1aFarmer
A: Little Red Riding Hood! Come here. Take this basket to your Grandmother. There are sandwiches and there is a cake in the basket. Be careful! There is a wolf in the forest and he is very dangerous.
\uff08Little Red Riding Hood walks in the forest. There are many big trees and beautiful flowers in the forest and the birds are singing. Little Red Riding Hood likes flowers and she picks them. She doesn\u2019t see the wolf hiding behind the tree. The wolf is thinking!)
\uff08The wolf meets Little Red Riding Hood.)
C/B: Hello!
C: Where are you going?
B: I\u2019m going to my Grandmother\u2019s house.
C: Oh! Where does she live?
B: She lives in a house in the forest.
C: That\u2019s nice. OK. Goodbye! See you later.
B/C: Bye-bye! (The wolf runs to Grandmother\u2019s house. He knocks on the door.)
D: Who\u2019s that?
C: It\u2019s me!
D: Who\u2019me?
C: It\u2019s Little Red Riding Hood!
D: Come in, dear!
The wolf goes into the house and eats Grandmother. The wolf gets into bed. He waits for Little Red Riding Hood. Little Red Riding Hood dances and sings in the forest. At last she comes to her grandmother\u2019s house. She knocks on the door.)
C: Who\u2019that?
B: It\u2019s me.
C: Who\u2019s me?
B: It\u2019s Little Red Riding Hood.
C: Come in, my dear.
(Little Red Riding Hood goes into the house. She looks at the wolf in the bed.
B: What big ears you\u2019ve got, Grandmother!
C: I want to hear you my dear.
B: What big eyes you\u2019ve got, Grandmother.
C: I want to see you, my dear.
B: What big teeth you\u2019ve got, Grandmother!
C: I want to eat you, my dear!
(The wolf jumps out of the bed. Little Red Riding Hood runs out of the house.)
B: (calls out) Help! Help!! Help!!!
(At this time, a farmer passes by. He kills the wolf. Little Red Riding Hood becomes safe and Grandmother jumps out of the wolf.)
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\u3000\u3000A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn\u2019t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king\u2019s palace: ----\u767d\u96ea\u51fa\u573a
\u3000\u3000S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ?
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\u3000\u3000Q: I am a queen , I\u2019m very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who\u2019s the most beautiful ?
\u3000\u3000M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you !
\u3000\u3000Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white .
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\u3000\u3000H: Yes, my queen
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\u3000\u3000S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please !
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\u3000\u3000S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down.
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\u3000\u3000D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food----
\u3000\u30002\Somebody drank my water----
\u3000\u30003\Someone is sleeping now----
\u3000\u30004\What a beautiful girl!----
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\u3000\u30005\How do you do?
\u3000\u3000S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white \u2026 Nice to meet you!
\u3000\u3000D:\uff08\u9f50\u8bf4\uff09Nice to meet you ,too----
\u3000\u30006\ welcome to our house!----
\u3000\u30007\Would you like to live here?
\u3000\u3000S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much!
\u3000\u3000D: Let\u2019s go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white.
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\u3000\u3000Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who\u2019s the most beautiful?
\u3000\u3000M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you!
\u3000\u3000Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea!
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\u3000\u3000Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple,
\u3000\u3000S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!
\u3000\u3000Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite?
\u3000\u3000S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!
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\u3000\u3000Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha\u2026
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\u3000\u3000Snow white wake up, wake up\u2026
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\u3000\u3000P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen!
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\u3000\u3000P\uff1aWake up ! Wake up , my queen !
\u3000\u3000S.w: Thank you for your help !
\u3000\u3000P: My pleasure !
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\u3010\u65c1\u767d\u3011The wife of a rich man fell sick, and when she felt that her end drew nigh, she called her only daughter to her bedside, and said, 'Always be a good girl, and I will look down from heaven and watch over you.' Soon afterwards she shut her eyes and died, and was buried in the garden. But by the time the spring came, her father had married another wife. This new wife had one daughter of her own, that she brought home with her.What\u2019s worse , the kind and lovely girl who lost her mother also lost her father.After her father\u2019s death,her stepmother became cruel to her.Her step-sister teased her ,asking her to do all the housework..
\u201cDo the laundry and get on with your duties.Clean the floors right away.And what\u2019s more,bring me my breakfast. \u201d
\u201cCinderella!Get me my sweater,I feel a little cold.\u201d
\u3010\u65c1\u767d\u3011One day , the king held a party for the prince to choose the girl he loved.Every maid in the town was invited to the party.Cinderella's sister was asked to come.
\u3010\u65c1\u767d\u3011The stepmother took her daughter to the party ,leaving Cinderella at home,because she was jealous of Cinderella\u2019s beauty.
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She was broken-hearted.
[\u7a97\u524d]\u201cMom ,Dad I miss you.I \u2026\u2026[\u62bd\u6ce3\u58f0]I want to go to the ball.\u201d
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\u201cWho can help me ?\u201d
But at that time , a lightning swept across the right sky .[\u96f7\u58f0]
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[\u7ad9\u8d77\uff0c\u9707\u60ca]\u201cWhat\u2026What happed?\u201d
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[\u9707\u60ca]\u201cWho,who are you ?\u201d
\u201cA witch.\u201d
[\u540e\u9000\uff0c\u78b0\u5230\u540e\u9762\u7684\u969c\u788d\u7269]\u201cThere is nothing left to believe in. Nothing!\u201d
\u201cNothing,My dear?Oh,now you don\u2019t really mean that.\u201d
\u201cOh,but I do.\u201d
\u201cNonsense,dear!If you\u2019d lost all your faith,I couldn\u2019t be here.And here I am ! Oh,come now,dry those tears!\u201d[\u62ed\u6cea]
\u201cYou mean you can help me \u2026?\u201d
\u201cYes! I am the only person who can help you in the world.\u201d[\u534a\u8dea\uff0c\u3002\u7ad9\u8d77\uff0c\u62b1\u3002\u653e\u3002\u62ff\u51fa\u4e00\u53ea\u978b\u5b50\u3002\uff08\u6682\u5b9a\uff09\u4e0b\u573a]
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\u201cHave a good time,my dear.\u201d
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\u201cThank you,Mr. Witch.\u201d
\u201cBut,please remember, you must come back before midnight,or everything will be as it was before..\u201d
\u201cMidnight?Oh,I know.but It has be more than I ever hoped for. \u201d[\u5927\u95e8\u6253\u5f00\u7684\u58f0\u97f3\uff0c\u4e4b\u540e\u80cc\u666f\u97f3\u4e50\u54cd\u8d77]
\u201cHellow, prince ,I am Mrs.XX.Oh, You are such a promising young man .She is my daughter .\u201d
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\u201cDon\u2019t you ask me to dance?\u201d
[\u82e6\u607c]\u201cen\u2026I am sorry,lovely lady,I think I can\u2019t\u201d[\u79bb\u5f00\uff0c\u8d70\u5411\u7070\u59d1\u5a18]
[\u738b\u5b50\u8d70\u4e0a\u524d\uff0c\u97a0\u8eac] \u201cPretty lady, may I be honored to dance with you? \u201d
\u201cI'd love to.\u201d[\u5fae\u7b11\uff0c\u63e1\u4f4f\u738b\u5b50\u7684\u624b\uff0c\u5f00\u59cb\u8df3\u821e][\u80cc\u666f\u97f3\u4e50]
你可以自己调节角色~
（因为是搞笑，所以不必太拘谨。普通台词意思对即可。）
[开始。树）上台安静地屹立到舞台较后方。导演（XX）走到台前]
导演：Action！[跑下台]
[农夫冷酷地上。]
农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A modern farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头，继续保持冷酷]When I was yong,I studied in Nan~tong Middle School[掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看，收起]！So I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250！This is my Swatch!This my MP3!This is my shoes——ADI~DAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry. And look at this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do U know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表]It’s time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作，锄了两下，突然] Oh yes!I think farming should be combined with music![掏出MP3戴上，开始很有激情地边锄地边唱]Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming should be combined with music~!Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming will be funny and easy~![边唱边锄边慢慢下台，把没用的道具拿走，把有用的道具准备在口袋里] [树走上前台]
树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，边做边唱：哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅]I’m tall!And I’m Strong!IF you hit me,you will 挂掉！Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台]
[兔子A上]
兔子A（一开始不知道状况。以为自己扮演周杰伦，所以很热情地上场跟观众打招呼）：Hey everybody,I’m Jay!I love U!I love Nantong![展示新专辑《十一月的肖邦》]Now let me sing one of my new songs to U！The name of the song is 《发如雪》！[清清嗓子正要唱，这时候导演（范冰）上]
导演：[拿手中纸筒狠狠打了下兔子A的头]What are U doing?! Now U are a rabbit,understand?![兔子A：Sorry sorry sorry] [导演边说边夺过《十一月的肖邦》。导演下台之前，看了下《十》] What’s this?[看了看，惊喜地]Oh!It’s mine！（很兴奋地拿着下场）
兔子A：OK,now I’m a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now I’m just walking around here. I think walking after meals is good for my health. [在场上转圈，悠闲散步]
[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]
农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走]
[农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]
兔子A：Wahhhh~!（吓一跳）What’s this！
农夫：Hnnnn…！I will kill U for lunch!
兔子A：But your gun… [帮农夫把枪头调转过来（农夫一开始把枪对着自己）]
农夫：Thank you!
兔子A：My pleasure. （突然想起来农夫要杀自己） Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到树后面，农夫追到树前]
农夫：Where~ to go? Haha!
[农夫开了一枪“砰”。兔子在树后惊慌躲闪，没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。 农夫又开枪，同上。 农夫开始加快频率，火力密集地开枪。兔子开始时惊慌躲闪，躲着躲着跳起舞来。树继续痛苦中弹状。]
兔子A[自我陶醉中，边跳边说]You didn’t hurt me! You didn’t hurt me！
树：[痛苦万分地]But…U…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后]
[兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。农夫停止开枪，走到兔子面前，看着它。 兔子猛然抬头发现]
农夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举枪对准兔子，开枪，没声音，看看枪，示意没子弹了。兔子见状，非常兴奋地大笑起来]
兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now！ [兴奋大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到后仰。突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ！[兔子晕两下~~ “我倒！” 倒地]
农夫：OH! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [想一下] But I’m still full now.Let me tie it to the tree and have a sleep.I will eat it after sleeping.[把兔子绑到树上。倒地睡到树旁边]
……
兔子A：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，发现自己被绑了，很惊讶]Where am I? What happened?
树：[指着农夫]He caught you and wanted to eat you.
兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape？[东张西望，看到农夫的手机]
[兔子不知不觉地把树杈移开，走到手机前看了看]咦？What’s this？[捡起来看]Oh,a mobile.[再看]It’s beautiful.[放回原处。 又自觉地把自己绑在树上。 突然想起来]A mobile！Maybe I can call some one to help me！ [又不知不觉地把自己放出来，那起手机] But how to use it？？？
树：[走上前]Let me tell U.Look,press this button![给兔子]
兔子A：Oh I see. [做出打电话的样子] 喂？
李咏：[上台，激情澎湃地] Hello！This is lucky fifty-two！[做出幸运52的手势]I’m Liyong！Now let’s start our first question！What’s the most probable relation between 康熙 and 雍正？ A. Husband and wife B.Teacher and student C.Waiter and costomer Answer me,please!
兔子A：（很冷漠地）Sorry， wrong number.[挂掉]
李咏：Answer me!Answer me! En..?喂？喂喂？[很郁闷地下台]
兔子A：Now let me call again.[拨打] 喂？
兔子B：喂？
兔子A：Hey Jackey！
兔子B：Hey tommy!
兔子A：How are you doing?
兔子B：Fine,thank you.And U?
兔子A：I’m fine too!How are your parents doing?
兔子B：They are fine,thank you.And U?
兔子A：They are fine,too!How is your uncle doing?
兔子B：He’s fine,thank you!And U?
兔子A：He’s fine , too!
兔子B：But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY!!!
兔子A：No no no!I’m in danger now!Come and help me!!!
兔子B：But where are you?
兔子A：I’m under a tree!
兔子B：[边打电话边在附近走，经过兔子A面前，两个人还没发现]What can you see around you?
兔子A：I see a rabbit ,rather like you!
兔子B：A rabbit…rather like me… OK! I’ll soon come!Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆离开]
[兔子A 打完电话，小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处，还很有礼貌地说了句“Thank you.” 然后又很自觉地把自己绑回了树上]
兔子A：Hahaha!My friend will come and save me,yeah! [兴奋过度，后仰，头又撞倒树上，昏眩中…“我晕！” 又晕了]
[兔子B上。]兔子B：I’m also rabbit！I’m clever! I’m brave ! And I’m strong! [展示肌肉] OH！My friend is here!Let me help him out! [费力地想把树枝（双臂）挪开，使了几次劲，还是不行] It’s too tight! I must think of a good way! [看到农夫扔掉的痒痒挠] Let’s see,what’s this！A 锄头！[装作打高尔夫球，试了试锄头手感]Oh,it’s nice.[走到树面前，正要砍]
树：Stop！！！What will you do?
兔子B：I will cut you down to save my friend.
树：O. [突然醒悟] What?! Cut me down?! Teachers told us that we should protect the environment! Understand?!
兔子B：Oh yes！You are right! [扔掉锄头] I have to think of another idea! [想了想] Oh!![灵感突来][看了看手表] Oh it’s time to do morning exercise ！Come on! [开始带头做早操。做着做着对树说“Follow me！” （企图让树动起来，两只手松开，这样就可以救出兔子A）树也开始跟着做起早操。 兔子B轻轻上前，想救出兔子A。但是树的广播操动作恰好都是会挡住营救的。兔子B狂汗… -_-b 广播操毕。树继续绑着兔子A]
兔子B：Why?! Maybe I need another idea. Oh!I’v got it！Music！ [音响放起泰坦尼克号主题曲高潮前奏。 兔子B抱住树，企图引导树像女主角一样张开双臂，放出兔子A。树渐渐陶醉，手缓缓松开。兔子B正要搭救同伴，突然兔子A两只手张开，成了女主角动作。树又抱住了兔子A的腰，成了男主角动作。树和A陶醉其中。B要唤醒A：“Wake up!Wake up!”
兔子A沉醉其中，完全不理它，还用脚踹走要救它的B：“Don’t disturb me！”继续陶醉。]
兔子B：（无奈ing…）Stop！！！（音乐停） （沮丧）I can’t save my friend…[掏出纸巾想要擦汗，带出10块钱，掉在地上]
树：Money！[一个箭步冲上去捡起钱，回到原位并且对着太阳验钞。]
兔子A：[看四周] I’m free!!!Oh yes,I’m free!Thank you,Jackey! [慢动作深情扑向兔子B] Jackey~~~~ [突然兔子B低头系鞋带。兔子A控制不住一下子撞在树上，晕两下说：“暴头！”死翘。] [兔子B见状冲上去，深情地搂住A：“Tommy!Tommy！”[伤心地俯下身子，紧紧抱住A]
[这时睡觉中的农夫突然一个翻身，又把B压在了下面]
兔子B：I…can’t….breath……I’m dying!!!! [也翘了]
农夫：[农夫这时候醒了。擦了下口水，看见两只兔子] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?! Oh,maybe I drank too much.
[兴奋地一手提一只兔子，哼着小曲下场]
树：[还在验钞的树正在高兴，突然发现是假钞]A！It’s a fake！Wait for me！[追下去]
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