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深夜，最后一班公交车开出后，司机回头看，只有一位白衣的女士，坐在最后一排。司机继续开车，看看倒车镜，那女的没了，大惊～～赶忙急刹车，回头一看，又坐那里，司机心虚的又转过头继续开车，小心的又看看倒车镜，女人又没有了，巨惊赶忙又急刹车，回头一看，那女人又出现了。司机面临崩溃，一身冷汗转过头继续开车。第三次司机又看看倒车镜，那女人又不见了，司机已经崩溃了，又是一个急刹车，再不敢回过头去看。。。这时那个女人缓慢地挣扎着走到了他的面前，头发凌乱，满脸是血，滴在他的脚上，司机身体已经僵硬了，不敢转过头去看她～那女人用很低沉的声音说：“老娘和你有仇啊！老娘一蹲下绑鞋带，你就急刹车，一蹲下绑鞋带，你就急刹车！”
一天， 老师走进课堂，学生们一齐起立喊：“老师早上好！”
老师愤愤地说：“只叫早上好？那我下午呢？难道就不好了吗？”
于是学生们又一齐喊：“老师下午好！”
老师又愤愤地说：“那我晚上呢？”
学生们又一齐喊：“老师晚上也好！”
老师点点头说道：“这样才行，现在重新喊一遍！”
学生们一齐喊：“老师早上好，下午好，晚上也好！”
老师说道：“坐下！今天我们要复习反义词，我们这样练习，我说一句，你们大声说出反义词。现在开始。”
老师：“今天天气很好。”
学生：“今天天气很坏。”
老师：“到处阳光明媚。”
学生：“到处阴云密布。”
老师：“马路上人山人海。”
学生：“马路上空无一人。”
老师：“年轻。”
学生：“年老。”
老师：“站立。”
学生：“躺倒。”
老师：“有个年轻人站立在路上。”
学生：“有个年老人躺倒在路上。”
老师：“我捡到一元钱。”
学生：“我丢了一元钱。”
老师：“我捡到一元钱，交给老师。”
学生：“我丢了一元钱，去偷老师。”
老师：“错误，不能这样说！”
学生：“正确，应该这样说！”
老师：“错误。”
学生：“正确。”
老师：“这不行，这是违法行为！”
学生：“这可以，这是合法行为！”
老师：“我说错误。”
学生：“我们说正确。”
老师：“听老师的，老师说的才是正确！”
学生：“听我们的，老师说的都是错误！”
老师：“你们愚蠢。”
学生：“我们聪明。”
老师：“停止！”
学生：“继续！”
老师：“你们现在停止！别说了！”
学生：“我们现在继续！还要说！”
老师：“你们这些蠢猪，我说停止！”
学生：“我们都是天才，我们说继续！”
老师：“你们听老师的！”
学生：“老师听我们的！”
老师：“学生都得听老师的！”
学生：“老师都得听学生的！”
老师：“现在你们停止练习！”
学生：“现在我们继续练习！”
老师：“你们没完没了了吗？”
学生：“我们有始有终的呀！”
老师：“那你们就停止！蠢猪！”
学生：“那我们该继续！天才！”
....之后老师怒气冲冲地抱着书本走出了教室。
第一次，出国回来，刚下火车，发现包的拉链被拉开了。打开一看，资料还在。不过资料的空白处多了几排小偷写的字：这么漂亮的包，里面不放钱，你没钱摆什么阔?浪费我的感情!
第二次，我白天在家休息，正在上网的时候，忽然听到厨房有声音传过来，我轻轻地走过去一看，原来是个小偷撬我的防盗门窗。我抽出一把菜刀走过去对他说：“你要干什么，再不走我就报警。”那贼不慌不忙地收起工具，然后对我甩出一句话：“你有病呀，家里有人，出个声呀!害得老子白忙了半天。”说着转身走了……
第三次，我一个人在街上散步，一个10来岁的小男孩掏我的衣服口袋，我转过脸对他说：“小孩，掏什么?”“废话，当然是钱了。”小孩答道。我看他是小孩子，就吓唬他说：“我没有钱，你不用再来掏，要不然送你去公安局。”小孩瞪了我一眼说：“你没有钱，还凶什么凶?”说完气呼呼地走了，我一时被气得说不出话来。
第四次，我下夜班回家，已经很晚了，我在卫生间洗漱，忽然听到门口有动静，好像是有人在门口撬我的锁。于是我大喝一声：“谁?在干什么?”谁知道那贼却在门口答道：“这么晚了还不睡觉，搞什么搞?”说完就没有声音了。我一时不知所措，哭笑不得……
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