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军营相声台词
甲：尊敬的领导，

乙：亲爱的战友们：
合：晚上好！
甲：今天由我们俩跟大家表演一段相声。
乙：由于水平有限，还请大家多多包涵。
甲：首先，自我介绍一下，本人由于消息灵通，上知天文，下晓地理，古今中
外无所不通，琴棋书画无所不精，因此战友们都管我叫二连的“魏百通”
乙：大家看看他，就这副模样，五大三粗，黑不溜秋，脖子还有点歪。
甲：我是这个形象吗？你把我比喻成大星星啦。
乙：你们大家看看他，他象个文化人吗？大家再看看我，强壮的体魄。英俊的
相貌，仪表堂堂，气度非凡，最重要的一点，我歌唱得特棒，因此，就凭
这几点，大家都称我——毛天王。
甲：来，来……毛天王，请你给我签个名。
乙：不客气，不客气。
甲：奉承他几句，他就找不着北了，大家瞧瞧，这瘦得像根电线杆，配上这
眯眯眼，还满脸青春豆，还硬说自己帅过刘德华，盖过张学友，超过周润
发的天王巨生。刚才，我给他点阳光，他就烂灿，要是给他点笑脸，他肯
定会拿去当爱情。也不知大家在背后叫他什么。
乙：叫我什么？
甲：排骨队长。
乙：去你的，你这个人真能摆呼。
甲：我们也别瞎扯了。还是谈点大家感兴趣的，侃点正经的吧。
乙：你不是跟大家带来一个好消息吗？
甲：不是一个好消息，是一大堆，一系列的好消息。
乙：那你就敢快说吧。
甲：好吧，我就告诉你们吧，新兵役法颁布实施了，两年就可转志愿兵了，你
也可以找上“飞机了，据说还要发九七式了，听到这些，大家高兴吧。
乙：你不愧是魏百通，知道的还真不少，但是这些大家都已知道了，我们还是
说点实在的，每月能发多少“这个”
甲：一提到钱，你小子两眼就发绿光。
乙：也不行，现在不搞市场经济吗，一切要向钱看嘛。
甲：我们作为人民解放军中的一员，谈起钱不就太庸俗了吗？如果为了钱，我
们谁还会来当兵，奉献青春，都不如在家跑业务，搞个体，挣大钱，大家
说是不是？
乙：看不出来，你这同志，思想觉悟还挺高的嘛，我还真要向你好好学习学习。
甲：这不都是部队教育的结果吗？
乙：你以前不是很想走的吗，现在怎么想留下了呢？
甲：你懂什么，部队这么好，我怎么想走呢！这叫一颗红星，两手准备。
乙：哎哟，没看出来，真没看出来，小伙，好励害哟。
甲：你听没听我们连战友们讲，不跟付全比，不知道五公里有差距，不跟陈向
明比，不知道自己工作还挺消极，不和谢高比，还不知自己长得挺白呢！
我们连想留的人实在太多了，我素质不行，唯独个优点，
乙：停，你这个优点我知道，“特别能吃“
甲：对啦，你还挺了解我的，我以前是对自己没信心啊。
乙：部队有什么好，（唱）“不知道当兵当到何时是尽头，只知道身在军营没有
自由。”
甲：停……春色要死啊。
乙：你才要死呢？我是每当想到这里，就想唱，你说说这部队有什么好，一天
几个五公里，累得这人得嗬嗬的，背子标准不能低，走路还一路“一二一”，
讲起课来，讲的全是马克思。
甲：看你这同志思想觉悟就不高，大概是不想进步了，不跑五公里，身体素质
能上去，背子标准低，内务还能走在前列，走路不喊一二一，步伐怎么整
齐，不学马克思，这还叫什么社会主义，我们部队就是一么正规化。
乙：照你这么讲，这部队不是还挺好的吗？
甲：不是挺好，而是非常好啊！
乙：你留下来，你就有怕啦？
甲：我怕，我怕什么？
乙：一个大八字脚，走起队列来不怕别人笑话你！
甲：你看人家杨柏华不怕，徐炎兵不怕，我还怕什么？他们八字脚比我还励害呢！
乙：那你不想家了吗？
甲：不想啦，连队就是我的家。
乙：你那些朋友，你就不想啦？
甲：部队的战友，都是我的好朋友啊！
乙：那要是年底，你留不下来呢？你怎么办？
甲：我是革命的一块砖，哪里需要，哪里搬吧。
乙：哎哟……我看你这块砖也太大了吧，要我搬，我也搬不动，就还请我们指
导员来搬，他也不一定能搬动啊。
甲：大道理，我不会讲，小道理晚还是可以随便跟你说几句的。
乙：那你就随便整吧。
甲：我们当兵尽义务，讲的就是吃苦奉献，连队培养了我们，教育我们，使我
们学到了知识，提高了素质，学到了本领，既使回到地方也一样有用武之
地，现在我们在部队一天，就要安心部队生活，立足本职岗位，干好本职
工作，珍惜部队每一天，多为连队建设做贡献， 这样才对得起自己，对得
起连队的培养，对得起首长的关心。对得起这身绿军装啊！再说军人要决
对服从命令、听众指挥，一颗红心交给组织，一切服从组织安排，这才是
真正的军人。
乙：对，讲得好，我们给真正的军人敬礼！

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