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Save a place for yourself, before going out to love.
You don\u2018t have to know who to love, how to love, or how long your love will last.
Just wait for the one time. Maybe there will never be the one. But just wait, because it already is your reward.
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I held tight to the world, but rejected.
If I had saved the effort, would the pain be less?
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She has been patient, believing the best is worth the wait.
Yet the last apple fallen from the tree is usually sour.
The love that rocks your soul is hardly the result of a long wait.
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We just can\u2018t let go, when the storm is ahead.
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Listen quietly, to the sound of your heart. Cheerful melodies may rise.
Some simple, some profound, some gentle, some loud.
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Cruelty of reality. Volatile happiness.
Those out of sight, are they really not there? Those remembered, will they last forever?
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The sapling that bears our mark of love has grown into a big tree,
but our once fervent love is lost forever in the wind.
The little mark has become a scar.
When the wind blows, we hear the sigh of the forest...
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The culmination of love is blindness.
Who, at the peak of happiness, can remember the number of Cupid, or any of the fun days around.
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As we promised, to face the world drowsily in our most languid positions.
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A conundrum of a city. Same scenes, same routes, and same destinies...
教师：“好极了。”
学生：“这儿是6个答案。”
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