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乙：过年好
甲：在新的一年里，我祝愿在座的诸位一帆风顺，二龙腾飞，三羊开泰，四季平安，五福临门，六六大顺，七星高照，八方来财，九九同心，十全十美。百事可乐，千事吉祥，万事如意！
乙：很好的祝福，下面轮到我了
甲：别着急，我还没说完呢，我祝愿在座的同事们，吃的好，喝的好，玩的好，乐的好，工作好，学习好，家庭好，事业好，一年更比一年好，来点掌声好不好？
乙：还有自己要掌声的，下面该我了，我祝大家……
甲：别着急，我还没说完呢，我祝愿在座的同事们，身体健康，笑口常开；我祝愿，您身体健康，天天发财；我祝愿，您身体健康，四季平安；我祝愿，您身体健康，好事不断；我祝愿，我祝愿，我祝愿…
乙：你早就该住院了！
甲：我住院像话么？
乙：直接办理住院手续，内部职工打八折
甲：你才有病呢
乙：还让不让人说话了
甲：我这不是心情激动么
乙：心脏不好？做个X光啊
甲：不是，精神亢奋
乙：脑部问题，做个CT啊
甲：我是看见大伙就从里往外这么高兴
乙：全身有问题啊，那就得核磁共振MRI了
甲：你非得把我送ICU加护病房才解恨啊
我们班曾经有一个小品剧本，可并不是两个人演的，教育意义也很难说算不算，倒搞笑是的确的，你要的话再追问我。不需要的话…我也实在不好意思帮不上你的忙…
还有一个很有教育意义，题目是“做时代先锋”
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