要短的搞笑的笑话, 去网上看过很多了, 都不搞笑, 不要复制的. 征求笑话,不要在网上复制来的.网上的都看遍了!要好笑的!
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1 say to have a polar bear, because the snow is too dazzling, must wear sunglasses to see things, but he could not find his glasses, then closed his eyes to climb on the ground, climb up, the hands and feet up the dirty to find sunglasses. Wear a pair of sunglasses, a mirror to shine, it found that: Oh, I'm a panda
3 a polar bear to stay alone in a daze ice, really boring started pulling their hair, one, two, three, the last one left, and then he cold dead.
4 once upon a time there lived a bird, he every day through a corn field, but unfortunately, a fire one day the cornfield, all corn into popcorn!!! The bird flew past later...... That the snow, cold dead.
5 Xiao Ming Li of the new hair, the second day came to the school, the students saw his new hairstyle, smiles: Xiao Ming, your head like a kite oh! Xiao Ming feel wronged, they ran out crying, crying tears, he would fly up.
6 spider fell in love with the butterfly, butterfly refused it, spider ask: why? This is why! Butterfly said: my mom said, mixing all day on the Internet are not good
The 7 summer day, two bananas walk on the road. Walk in front of the banana suddenly feel very hot, he said, good hot Oh, I want to take your clothes off. He put the skin to peel away. Results fell behind the banana. Then undressed banana becomes dried banana
8 one day, three explorer finally find the "valley of hope", according to legend, just stand in the valley edge shouting what you want, then jump into Valley in large numbers, get what you want. So the three of them decided to try to have a look.
The first is a goat, so he shouted, "a woman! The woman! "There was a jump down in large numbers beauty waiting for him
The second is a nerd, shouted "book book book book book! "Then, jumping into the valley has been in large numbers of books
The third is a person always irresolute and hesitant, think of this way and that is not for them to decide the most love, an hour later, he finally determined, feel or money is the most useful, so he went to the valley edge. Accidentally kicked a stone, he scolded "shit! "But an unstable center of gravity down the valley.
9 Xiaoming, will have an exam tomorrow nest, but the night was to watch TV
Xiao Ming mother asked: books are finished? Have an exam tomorrow
Xiaoming readily replied: Mom, I finished.
Xiao Ming mother very happy praise Xiaoming: good, that tomorrow you will do a good job
Xiao Ming cried and said: Mom, I said, 'Mom, I see,.'.
The 10 panda love deer, expression love but was rejected. The panda roar ~ why? All this is why? The fawn timidly say: my mother said, wearing sunglasses is bad boy
11 one day Xiaoming go on the road! Walked suddenly feel the foot is very acid! Why? Because he stepped on a lemon!
Among the 12 Chinese characters which word is the coolest? G-string (cool)
Towel "to" money "says: my son. You wear a doctor cap, also have a sudden rise in social status.
"Rule" to "do" said: the elder sister, the results come out. You are carrying twins.
"I" to "giant" said: and you have the same area. I have 3 rooms two hall.
13 one day, a university teacher asked a student, there are ten birds in the tree, shot and killed one, how many are left?
The students asked: is the silent pistol? No gunshots have how old? 80-100 db. Hits the bird in this city to violate the law? Don't make. Are you sure that bird was killed? Determine. At this time, the teacher was already impatient: ", you told me a few birds left to go, OK? There is no deaf birds on the tree? No. There is no was shut in a cage hanging in the trees? No. There is no other tree, the tree has no other bird? No. If the birds were pregnant, calculate do not calculate in the belly of a bird? Don't count. Human bird have flowers? No flower, have ten only. The teacher was already sweating, and finishes class the bell sound, but the students continue to ask: is there any silly not afraid dead birds? All fear death. Will not shoot two? Can't. Students with full confidence, said: if you answer no lie "killed if the bird hanging did not fall in the tree, then remains one, if you fall, does not remain. The teacher was foaming at the mouth and fell to the ground!
The 14 day, people pass the crossroads, found a super bloodcurdling thing, he found that Kakashi and Sun Wukong even in laughter!
15 a long time ago, one night, there are only three shrimp pond, ha ha ha, a ghost put a fart die.
16 a biological study of female aliens came to earth, a circle, think the human gene has many lessons, she caught a man, want to put him back in and about human gene text data. But its small size, don't take him away, data too large, not a band. The anxiety, the ship's computer help system way: "this person has a small stick can solve all of your problems......" Then she could see light suddenly, smile and keep slobber said to the man:"..... The U disk to me!".
17 there is a depression, crossing the road, was accidentally truck tyre, be at one's last gasp when he looked at his body, he said: "I was sweetened bean paste stuffing, not the meat stuffing"
The 18 eldest brother, you don't touch! You touch touch the hair above, let you feel lost, so tender skin, be felt by you running water! You let me how to sell? This peach is fresh, you do not buy it!
19 once upon a time there was little sheep, one day he went out to play, the results hit the big bad wolf. The wolf said: I want to eat you!!! The big surprise! Guess what, result how? Results the wolf ate the lamb.
20 once upon a time there was a swordsman, he is very cold, cold heart, sword is cold, the cold dead
21 once upon a time there was a tiger chasing a deer in the street! The deer was surprised and ran faster and faster, finally becomes a freeway
22 there is a tomato, was stone mix of Bata broken, and a tomato kipper and broken, and a tomato TA TA TA TA TA countless tomatoes smashed. Finally a tomato fell Ah Da! Tomato sauce!
23 the commander of the soldiers asked: Combat stepped on landmines? Even grew up as the angry: depend, can do? Trampled the compensation.
The 24 day, the three little pigs to avoid the wolf's pursuit, and built three cabin. The wolf not laborious blow ruined grass, wood, brick house, the three little pigs are desperately run, but was caught up with the wolf. The three little pigs desperate to say, you do it. We give up, whatever you do. At this time, the wolf crafty smile, keep slobber said: please tell me where is the Little Red Riding Hood?
25 elephants in the stool Pai Road Central, one of ants is pass by, the peak, it looked to the cloud can not help but sing: ah cable, this is the Qinghai Tibet plateau! ~ ~ ~ ~
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2
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3
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4
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5
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6
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7
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8
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2、冷笑话：我一朋友得了胃肠感冒，于是我俩请假一起坐车回家。刚上车，朋友就表示有点想吐...这时上来一对情侣...女的跟男的撒娇要男的给唱歌听，男的不想唱，但是架不住女的一直撒娇，结果男的实在是没招就唱了一句...然后我朋友就很顺利的吐了...
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6、校园笑话：早晨起来晚了，连饭都没吃就跑去上学。课堂上直打瞌睡，于是就怕在桌子上睡觉，做梦梦见吃大餐。忽然一阵哄笑声将我吵醒，我纳闷的问：“你们为什么要笑啊？”同桌答：“刚才你睡觉放个响屁！味道很冲！”“那也不至于笑成这样吧？”“关键是你放完了还吧嗒一下嘴说：真香！好吃！”我靠，这下真的糗大了...
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1、爆笑糗事：一哥们来到医院的烧伤科病房，看到我的脚缠着厚厚的一层纱布，惊讶道：“我靠，咋整的，怎么这么严重啊？”我无奈的叹了口气说：“唉~这事说出来都感到丢人啊！早上水烧开了，老妈让我把水装热水瓶里，提着开水壶的时候发现一只苍蝇落到了我的脚上。当时也不知是没睡醒还是怎么的，就脑抽的把开水往苍蝇身上浇，想烫死它，然后我就悲剧了...”
2、校园笑话：上生物课时老师问：“人死后为什么身体是冷的？”学生们面面相觑，然后纷纷摇头表示不知道。老师又问：“真的没有人知道么？”这时后排的小明站了起来答道：“那是因为心静自然凉！”
3、民间笑话：举办晚会，我们的节目是合唱《我们都是一家人》。上台前，师兄鼓励大家说：“ 你们要像我一样镇定，千万不要紧张。”于是， 十几个人迈着整齐的步伐走上舞台。师兄亲自报幕：“下面我们为大家献上一首大合唱，歌曲的名字是《我们一家都是人》！”
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6、民间笑话：某次去饭店吃饭，旁边有三个人点了三份猪脑汤，因为店中人多吵杂。于是端菜的服务员便大声喊：“猪脑，猪脑，三个猪脑！”重要的是那三个人竟然不约而同的回答：“这里，这里，我们在这里！”
7、民间笑话：乙的脸上有很多痘痘。甲：“我给推荐个老中医吧，他说他有祖传秘药，专门治痘痘的！”乙：“肯定没有用的！”甲：“你不去试试怎么知道没有用呢？”乙：“爸爸曾经告诉我，说我的痘痘是祖传密痘，专治老中医！”甲：“......”
8、冷笑话：老师常常教育学生们当看到别的不足和不幸时，千万不要嘲笑。一天，小明对老师说： “今天校园里有一个孩子掉进水坑里，大家都大笑，只有我没笑。” 老师表扬道：“你做的很对，那么是谁掉进了水坑里呢？” 小明答道“是我...”
9、校园笑话：今天地理课，一女生不听讲，偷偷在底下化妆...老师发现后走到她的面前问：“你能用两个地名描述一下你的脸吗？” 女生绞尽脑汁也没想出来，于是问老师是什么，老师答曰：“大连 ，太原！”
10、民间笑话：今天下午出去散步，看到一个哥们儿蹲在路边大声喊： 7号，7号跑在最前面！6号紧追不舍！哎呀，3号飞速超越，马上要超了！3号，3号... 我以为他在看手机跑马，过去一看当场被雷的外焦里嫩， 这二货原来是在看蚂蚁搬家...
小区门口看到一个小萝莉 超萌 超可爱 果断上去做鬼脸 可无奈萝莉始终面无表情 于是离开 就在没走多远时听到萝莉给家里人打电话说 刚看到一个神经病 吓死我了~！~
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