求3，4人搞笑英语剧本 5——7分钟的 英语搞笑话剧剧本 4人 5分钟
\u6025\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01\uff01\u641e\u7b11\u82f1\u8bed\u5267\u672c\uff0c3-4\u4eba\uff0c5\u5206\u949f\u5de6\u53f3\u300a\u5b54\u96c0\u4e1c\u5357\u98de\u300b
\u7126\u4ef2\u537fJohnny(Jforshort)\u5218\u5170\u829dLunch(Lforshort)
\u7126\u6bcdJohnny\u2019smother(JMforshort)\u5218\u6bcdLunch\u2019smother(LMforshort)
\u592a\u5b88\u4e4b\u5b50Mayor\u2019sson(MSforshort)\u5f3a\u76d7Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue
(J\u4f5c\u88ab\u6253\u72b6\u8dd1\u4e0a\u53f0,\u5185\u7838\u51fa\u4e00\u5377\u7eb8\u7b52,J\u88ab\u6253\u4e2d,\u72fc\u72c8\u4e0d\u582a)
J:EverybodysaysthatI\u2019mhenpecked,butinfact,I\u2019masstrongasatiger,(\u5c0f\u58f0)whilemy
wifeisWuSong.
(\u6307\u7740\u4e0a\u53f0\u5904\u7684\u95e8\u5927\u58f0\u9053)I\u2019mnotafraidofyou!
(\u5185\u7838\u51fa\u4e00\u8138\u76c6,J\u63a5\u4f4f\u5f53\u6210\u76fe\u724c\u62a4\u7740\u5934)Then,I\u2019mafraidofwhom?
MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,
smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender
thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!
(\u5185\u53c8\u7838\u51fa\u4e00\u5377\u7eb8\u7b52,\u51fb\u4e2dJ)
MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(\u4e0b)
Act1
(\u5e8f\u5e55\u7ed3\u675f\u65f6,JM\u4f5c\u7a83\u542c\u72b6)
JM(\u62c4\u62d0\u68cd\u4e0a):Ican!
(\u5bf9\u95e8\u5185)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?
L(\u624e\u7740\u56f4\u88d9,\u62ff\u7740\u9505\u94f2,\u4ece\u95e8\u5185\u8df3\u51fa\u6765):I\u2019mhere!What\u2019supmum?
JM:I\u2019vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme\u201cmymostbeautifulgracefuland
dearestmother-in-law\u201d.
L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what\u2019sup?
JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so
lazy\u2026\u2026
L:But\u2026\u2026
JM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall
daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken
and\u2026\u2026
JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!
L(\u751f\u6c14\u5730\u6325\u52a8\u7740\u9505\u94f2):Oh,youwantagrandson,don\u2019tyou?(\u5f00\u59cb\u89e3\u56f4\u88d9)Goandaskyour
son.I\u2019mleaving!(\u626f\u4e0b\u56f4\u88d9,\u6254\u5728JM\u7684\u8138\u4e0a,\u4e0b)
Act2
(LM\u5750\u5728\u53f0\u4e0a\u6253\u6bdb\u7ebf,L\u62ff\u7740\u9505\u94f2\u4e0a)
L:Mum,I\u2019mback!
LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?
L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother\u2013in-law.
LM(\u60ca\u8bb6,\u4f46\u968f\u5373\u9732\u51fa\u5e78\u707e\u4e50\u7978\u7684\u795e\u60c5):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon
marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten
tome.Lookatyourself\u2026\u2026
L:But,mum\u2026\u2026
LM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Mum,I\u2019mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And
I\u2019llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.
LM(\u5927\u559c):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor\u2019ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:\u201cIfyoudaughter
Haven\u2019tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!\u201dNowyouarefreeagain,I\u2019llgo
andtellhim.(\u4e0b)
L(\u60ca\u6115):What?Themayor\u2019sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(\u624b\u4e2d\u7684\u9505
\u94f2\u6389\u5728\u5730\u4e0a)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(\u4e0b)
Act3
(J\u7761\u773c\u60fa\u5fea\u4e0a)
J(\u8fb9\u8d70\u8fb9\u9053):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?
(\u8d70\u4e86\u51e0\u6b65,\u5728\u5730\u4e0a\u6361\u8d77\u889c\u5b50)Heretheyare!(\u95fb\u4e00\u4e0b)\u3000Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!
(\u7a81\u7136\u60f3\u8d77)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.
(\u4ed6\u7684\u809a\u5b50\u4f3c\u4e4e\u5495\u5495\u53eb\u4e86\u8d77\u6765)Oh,I\u2019msohungry!Butthere\u2019snobreakfast!(\u6361\u8d77\u5730\u4e0a\u7684\u56f4\u3000\u3000
\u3000\u88d9)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now
shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.
JM(\u4e0a):Where\u2019smybreakfast?Where\u2019sLunch?Hasn\u2019tshegotupyet?
J:Mum,can\u2019tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!
JM(\u6c89\u541f\u7247\u523b):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice
girl,goandtakeherback!
J(\u7acb\u6b63\u656c\u793c):Yesmadam!
Act4
(J\u5f00\u5fc3\u5730\u8d70\u7740\uff0c\u5ffd\u7136\u8df3\u51fa\u6765\u4e09\u4e2a\u5f3a\u76d7)
A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
Theroadisbuiltbyme!(\u62ac\u811a\u91cd\u91cd\u5730\u8e29\u5728\u4e00\u5757\u5927\u77f3\u5934\u4e0a)
B:AndIplantedonetree!(\u4ea6\u62ac\u811a\u8e29\u5728\u540c\u4e00\u5757\u77f3\u5934\u4e0a)
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(\u6b32\u8e29\u77f3\u5934\uff0c\u4f46\u8e29\u5230\u4e86A\u7684\u811a)
AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!
J(\u641c\u904d\u4e86\u6bcf\u4e00\u4e2a\u53e3\u888b\uff0c\u638f\u51fa1\u89d2\u786c\u5e01):Is1maoenough?
(\u4e09\u5f3a\u76d7\u6655\u5012\u72b6\uff0c\u63a5\u7740\u4e09\u4eba\u805a\u5728\u4e00\u8fb9\u5546\u91cf)
A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!
B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!
C:Iheardthatthemayor\u2019ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand
robthewedding!
A&B:Goodidea!
J(\u60ca\u8bb6):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It\u2019simpossible!
AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!
J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven\u2019tgotdivorcedyet!
(\u7a81\u7136\u6709\u4e86\u4e3b\u610f)I\u2019vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don\u2019tyou?I\u2019llgo
\u3000withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.
B:Haveyougotanyexperience?
J:No.ButI\u2019vegotthis!(J\u8131\u4e0b\u978b\u5b50\u4ece\u91cc\u9762\u6478\u51fa\u4e00\u5f20\u652f\u7968\uff0c\u4e0a\u4e66\uff041\uff0c000\uff0c000)
Act5
(\u8f6c\u773c\u5df2\u5230\u4e86\u5a5a\u793c\u4e4b\u671f\uff0eMS\u610f\u6c14\u98ce\u53d1\u7528\u7ea2\u7ef8\u7275\u7740\u65b0\u5a18\u4e0a\uff0cJ\u76d6\u7740\u7ea2\u76d6\u5934\u6781\u4e0d\u60c5\u613f\u5730\u88ab\u62c9\u4e0a\u53f0)
(J\u548c\u4e09\u5f3a\u76d7\u8dc3\u81f3\u53f0\u4e2d)
ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!
B:AndIplantedonetree.
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---
J:Giveusallyourmoney!
(L\u542c\u5230J\u7684\u58f0\u97f3\uff0c\u6380\u8d77\u4e86\u76d6\u5934)
L(\u60ca\u559c\u4e07\u5206):Johnny!(\u4e0d\u987e\u4e00\u5207\u5730\u98de\u5954\u5230J\u7684\u8eab\u8fb9\u5e76\u8eb2\u5230\u4e86\u7684\u8eab\u540e)
(MS\u5927\u6012\uff0c\u6325\u62f3\u5411J\u6253\u6765\uff0eJ\u77ee\u8eab\u4e00\u8eb2\uff0cMS\u6253\u4e2d\u4e86J\u8eab\u540e\u7684L\uff0cL\u6655\u5012)
J(\u706b\u5192\u4e09\u4e08):Howdareyoubeatmywife!\uff08\u6325\u62f3\u5411MS\u51b2\u53bb\uff09
(J\u4e0eMS\u6df7\u6218\uff0cJM\u4e0a\uff0c\u4ee5\u62d0\u6756\u51fb\u6655MS)
(J\u5c06MS\u80f8\u524d\u7684\u65b0\u90ce\u6807\u5fd7\u626f\u4e0b\u6234\u5728\u81ea\u5df1\u80f8\u524d)
J(\u6276\u8d77L\uff0c\u5173\u5207\u5730\u95ee):Honey,howareyou?
L(\u54ed\u72b6):Ihurtalot!
J:Don\u2019tcrybaby.I\u2019llgoandfetchthemedicine.\u3000(\u4e0b)
L(\u8d77\u8eab\u53bb\u8ffd):Waitforme!\u3000(\u8dd1\u4e0b)
(\u97f3\u4e50\u8d77\u3000CanYouCelebrate)
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搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》
演员表：
西门吹雪
叶孤城
花满楼
king
旁白
道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。
第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠
旁白：A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow .
Birdsaredancinginthecold .
Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep .
Windiscominginsilence.
Another mysteriousmanapproaches .
Y与X相遇．
X：oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou !
Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay.
X:Excuseme， whoareyouonearth? couldyoutellmeyourname?
Y:ha ha ,Iwon’tchangemyname! nomatterwhathappens. I’mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng. Whoareyou?
X:Iamximenchuixue.
Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?
X:Yes,whatiswrong?
Y:IheardthatyouarethebestingMartialArts?
X:Great, youknowme !
Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’tkillme! letmeyougo!
X:No, Imustkillyou !
Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twanttobekilled.Thereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme!
X:Noway! Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?
Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''t forceme!
X:Pardon!
(Y拿出一袋牛奶)
X抢过牛奶:milk, verygood! Ilikedrinkingit. howdoyouknowthat?
Y:pleasedrinkit!
X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha
Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?
X:Sure, must! milkismilk.
Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood! verygood! Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!?
X:I’msureIwon’t!
Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourthistime, you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!
X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !
Y大笑：HaHa……
X可怜状: help! help! Whereisthewashroom?
Y:What ?
X:Toliet?
Y:What ?
X:The “WC”?
Y:Oh,I see ,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad!
X:Thanks,byebye.
Y掏出纸屑吹:Thisisgenuirnesnow!
H:Stop!Protectingtheenvironmentisabasicobligation!
Y:Whoareyou?
H:Hua---man----lou! Haveyouseenximenchuixue?
Y:Yes, hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC” now,ha……
H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld!
Y:Youareright!
H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor! doyouwantjoininus?
Y:Yes,It’sverygood.
H:Ok, followme, Let’sgotoseemyking!
Y:Ok,Let’s go!
农夫挑担大粪，老外看到后问：大爷，这酱多少钱一斤？
农夫不语，老外用手沾了放进嘴里，心想：
你不告诉我多少钱一斤，我也不告诉你你的酱都臭了.
S d: She is my elder sister, she is very clever.
E d: She is my little sister; she studies at kindergarten now she is silly.
Dad: She is my sister, the children’s aunt, she is a teacher.
Aunt: He is my brother, the children’s father.
Dad: Today I will check your knowledge which you studied at school.
Aunt: So you must prepare well.
Two d: Yes, we will prepare very well.
Dad: Let’s begin, who invented light?
E d: Thomas Alva Edison.
Dad: Good! Who discovered Radium?
E d: Marie Curie.
Dad: You are so clever! Who discovered gravity?
E d: Isaac Newton.
S d: Is it difficult?
E d: Don’t worry. I will give you the answer paper.
S d: That’s great!
Aunt: Let’s begin. Who is your father?
S d: Nm…. (see the Ans paper) Thomas Alva Edison.
Aunt: On my god…. Who is your mother?
S d: Let me think (see the Ans paper) Marie Curie!
Aunt: Hey! Who tell you this?
S d: ……Isaac Newton!
(Dad collapsed)
Aunt: I think I must contact with your kindergarten teacher.
Dad: ...Okay, Let us have dinner now.
Aunt: Nephew, what has happened today?
E d: Yes, I picked up ten dollars and gave black to the man.
Dad: Good girl! Did the man say thank you to you?
E d: Of course not, because the man pull my ears that I just gave back to him.
Aunt: Gosh!
S d: If there’re a note of ten dollars and a coin of five dollars in the floor, which one will you pick up?
Aunt: Of course the ten dollars!
S d: You are so silly! Why don’t you pick up all the money?
Aunt: ………! (angrily)
Dad: Don’t be rube!
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