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胡适的小姨怕他着凉，给他加衣服，他的回答大意就是『凉什么，我就不爷们吗』（我很爷们，不怕冷）
只是『老子』这个自称非常不雅，所以被母亲批评了。
上联：娘什么娘 老子都不老子了
下联：虎什么虎 狮子都不狮子了
标点符号都没有，都起又不通顺。貌似没人明白是什么意思。
老子都没了，还叫娘干什么，你这孩子！
呵呵
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