急需一个关于七年级内容的英语搞笑剧本（带翻译）谢谢 别超过十分钟
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A:I think I'am clever than you\u3002\u6211\u60f3\u6bd4\u4f60\u806a\u660e\u3002
B.really\uff1fDon't you know I'm a doctor(\u535a\u58eb) \u771f\u7684\u5417\uff1f\u96be\u9053\u4f60\u4e0d\u77e5\u9053\u6211\u662f\u4e00\u4e2a\u533b\u751f
C:That's nothing. Doctor\u2019s Chinese meaning is the same as the spider(\u8718\u86db) in chinese\u3002\u8fd9\u4e0d\u7b97\u4ec0\u4e48\u3002\u535a\u58eb\u5728\u4e2d\u56fd\u4e0e\u8718\u86db\u5dee\u4e0d\u591a\uff08\u6b64\u53e5\u662f\u5728\u53d6\u7b11B) B.Well\uff0cif you can answer our two quiestions, you must clever than me.\u597d\u5427\uff0c\u5982\u679c\u4f60\u53ef\u4ee5\u56de\u7b54\u6211\u4eec\u4e24\u4e2a\u95ee\u9898 \uff0c\u4f60\u5c31\u80af\u5b9a\u6bd4\u6211\u806a\u660e
A . OK
B:who is closer(\u66f4\u8fd1)with you ? your mother or your father? \u8c01\u66f4\u4e0e\u4f60\u4eb2\u8fd1\uff1f\u4f60\u7684\u6bcd\u4eb2\u6216\u4f60\u7684\u7236\u4eb2\uff1f
A:let me think... mother because father is further. \u8ba9\u6211\u60f3\u60f3...\u662f\u6bcd\u4eb2\uff0c\u56e0\u4e3a\u7236\u4eb2\u66f4\u8fdc\u3002\uff08\u6ce8\u610f\u8c10\u97f3\uff09
B:why is a river rich? \u4e3a\u4ec0\u4e48\u662f\u6cb3\u6d41\u4e30\u5bcc
A;because it has two banks.(\u94f6\u884c\u3001\u5cb8) \u56e0\u4e3a\u5b83\u6709\u4e24\u4e2a\u94f6\u884c
A\uff1aoh! my god! we can't say anything now! \u5662\uff01\u6211\u7684\u4e0a\u5e1d\uff01\u6211\u4eec\u4e0d\u80fd\u8bf4\u4ec0\u4e48\u4e86
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Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
2. A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
3. Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
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