英语小品

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pocket money
Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A),
Candy(C), Policeman(P)
Preparation: \u5b66\u6821\u5e03\u666f\uff0c\u505a\u7cd6\u679c\u7528\u684c\u53ca\u76f8\u5173\u6750\u6599\uff0c\u5c0f\u8d29\u5bb6\u5e03\u666f
Scene1\uff08At Salesman\u2019s home\uff09
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He
always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He
has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu \u2026\u2026
He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I\u2019m the famous
candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very
popular,(\u5c55\u793a)\uff0cI don\u2019t know why. The foolish students always come
here. I\u2019ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money\u2026\u2026
Oops! It\u2019s time to make candies now.(\u770b\u8868)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(\u8fb9\u8bf4\u8fb9\u505a)
Now press, press\u2026\u2026
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(\u6ee1\u4e0d\u5728\u610f\u7684\u795e\u60c5)
Press, press\u2026\u2026
Oh, my god!(\u9f3b\u6d95)Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it\u2019s OK,hehehe\u2026\u2026
Now let me cut it into pieces!
One, two, three, four, five\u2026\u2026\uff08\u7528\u810f\u83dc\u5200\uff09
Wow, everything is ready!
\u7cd6\u679c\u94bb\u51fa\u6765\uff08\u8df3\u821e\uff09\uff0c\u8df3\u5b8c\u540e\uff0c\u975e\u5e38\u96be\u8fc7\u5730\u8bf4\uff1aOh, I\u2019m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The
students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu\u2026
S: Mmmm\u2026It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (\u7ed9\u5b83\u7a7f\u4e0a) Wow! Now
it\u2019s so beautiful! Haha\u2026\u2026
C: Oh, no! Don\u2019t sell me! I\u2019m dirty!(\u62d6\u7cd6\u679c\u4e0b\u573a)

Scene2\uff08At the school gate\uff09

N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come
out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual.
\uff08Maggie\u548cAlice \u6b22\u5feb\u5730\u8dd1\u51fa\u6821\u95e8\uff0c\u770b\u5230\u5c0f\u8d29\uff09
(\u5c0f\u8d29\u62c9\u7740\u7cd6\u4e0a\u573a\uff0c\u5406\u559d)\uff1aCandies! Candies! Sweet candies! \u2026\u2026
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let\u2019s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don\u2019t buy me\uff01\uff08\u975e\u5e38\u7126\u6025\uff09
M&A: Why?
C: I\u2019m dirty\uff01
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (\u9762\u5411\u89c2\u4f17) Wuwuwu\u2026(\u5c0f\u8d29\u5c06\u5979\u62c9\u5728\u540e\u9762)
S: Candies! Candies!\uff08\u5f15\u8bf1\u4e24\u4e2a\u5973\u5b69\uff09
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?\uff08\u8f7b\u8511\uff09
M&A: Money?(\u5bf9\u89c6)

M:Oh, I\u2019ve no money!\uff08\u5931\u843d\u4e4b\u6781\uff09
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(\u5406\u559d\u7740\u8d70\u5f00\uff0c\u4e0b\u573a)
M: What can we do now?
A: Let\u2019s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How?\u2026Oh,I know ,let\u2019s make him happy ,and he will give us
money.\uff08\u81ea\u4fe1\uff09

\u4e00\u5929\u51fa\u79df\u8f66\u53f8\u673aTommy\u9047\u5230\u4e86\u5f88\u591a\u5947\u602a\u7684\u4e8b\u60c5\u3002\u70e6\u4eba\u7684\u5973\u5b69\u3001\u5b55\u5987\u3001\u62a2\u532a\u3001\u4e0d\u7ba1\u4e8b\u7684\u8b66\u5bdf\uff0c\u751a\u81f3\u8fd8\u9047\u5230\u4e86\u9b3c\u3002\u3002\u3002
Cast
Erin Chang: Robber
Debby Tsai: Police officer
Serrin Lee: Betel nut girl
Alec Zhao: Ghost student
Leo Lee: Taxi driver
Yi-ling Chen: Pregnant woman
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Summary
This story talks about a poor taxi driver, Tommy, who meets many strange things in one day. First, he carries a Betel Nut Girl who wants to harass him. Second, a pregnant woman makes him feel nervous. Third, he carries a robber and meets a police officer who only manages traffic. At last, he carries a ghost student.

Tommy: Hello, my name is Tommy. Serving you is my honor. Where would you like to go?
Betel nut girl: Hi! Tommy. I\u2019m going to Chong-Shan North Road, please.
Tommy: Ok, Chong-Shan North Road, no problem. Um? I remember there\u2019s only a Chong-Shan East Road. Miss, are you sure you\u2019re going to Chong-Shan North Road?
Betel nut girl: Um, I\u2019m not sure. You just drive. Maybe I will remember where it is later.
Betel nut girl: How old are you? Are you married? You\u2019re probably not married since you\u2019re so young. Do you have a girlfriend?
Tommy: Um\u2026miss, we are almost at Chong-Shan East Road. Do you want to have a look?
Betel nut girl: Oh! Not here. By the way, don\u2019t you feel tired after driving all day long? Maybe I can help you relax.
Tommy: What\u2026what do you want to do? Take your hands off me or I\u2019ll scream!
Betel nut girl: I did nothing! You just missed a nice chance. Stop the car, I want to get off.
Tommy: (Relived) Great! The total is 155 dollars, Thank you.
Betel nut girl: Um! Take it!
Pregnant woman: Hey! Taxi!
Pregnant woman: Thanks. You are real a very kind man.
Tommy: Where are you going?
Pregnant woman: Hospital, please.
Tommy: You\u2019re going to the prenatal checkup, right? It must be very tiring carrying a baby.
Pregnant woman: Yeah. It\u2019s almost nine months.
Tommy: Woo. Congratulations.
Pregnant woman: Thank you.
Pregnant woman: (screaming)
Tommy: Are you ok?
Pregnant woman: (screaming)
Tommy: Is it time now? Are you going to deliver your baby now? I will drive as fast as I can. Stay down.
Pregnant woman: (screaming)
Tommy: We\u2019re almost there.
Pregnant woman: (screaming)
Tommy: Here we are.
Pregnant woman: Are we at the hospital? Well, how much is it?
Tommy: Aren\u2019t you going into labor?
Pregnant woman: Me? Are you kidding? It\u2019s still a long time before the expected date of childbirth.
Tommy: What? Well, what were you just doing?
Pregnant woman: Oh, I was just practicing! This is my first time to have a baby, you know. Practice makes perfect! I need to be ready so it will go smoothly.
Tommy: Practice! All right\u2026 well, the total is one hundred twenty dollars.
Tommy: This woman was so strange! I thought she was going to deliver the baby in my car!
Robber: Get out of here, quickly!
Tommy: A strange pregnant woman just got off my car and now here comes a robber.
Tommy: Where do you want to go?
Robber: Shut up! Just drive!
Tommy: Hey\u2026Hey. Be careful, there\u2019s no eye in bullets.
Robber: Shut up! Just drive your car.
Tommy: Ok! Ok! You are the boss.
Robber: Hum\u2026your gold necklace is very good looking. If it were on my neck, that would be nice.
Tommy: Oh\u2026com\u2026come on, don\u2019t do this to me. This is a fake one. I just try to look tough by wearing it.
Robber: STOP nonsense!! Don\u2019t treat me like a fool, I warn you! I will shoot you!
Tommy: OK! OK! Take it easy. My mouth is sealed.
Robber: .... I don\u2019t want to do this \u2026really\u2026 but I have 6 brothers, 7 sisters and 8 kids to feed. I even have to sell chewing gums, raise pigs. The worse of all, my husband just got out of the jail\u2026I really have no choice.
Tommy: Don\u2019t be so sad\u2026. Here is tissue.
Robber: Thank you. Now give me your gold necklace! Hurry up! Do you want to eat bullets!!
Tommy: But\u2026but\u2026but\u2026.
Robber: Just hand it to me or I\u2019ll become a really bad guy!!
Tommy: I don\u2019t want to die yet.
The police: Beep~Beep~ stop the car.
Tommy: OH! Thank God! I am safe now! Hey, cop, a robber wants to rob me and\u2026.
Police officer: Show me your license and registration.
Tommy: But\u2026sir.\u2026I got a robber in my back\u2026.
Police officer: I only watch out for traffic! The public security is not my business.
Tommy: Not your business? But\u2026
Police officer: Here\u2019s your ticket. You were speeding.
Tommy: But I got a robber in my car! She told me if I couldn\u2019t drive fast enough, she\u2019d shoot me.
Police officer: And where is the robber?
Tommy: Just right over\u2026.what!! She\u2019s gone; she was here just now\u2026.
Police officer: See\u2026.your lie is stupid\u2026 Remember to take the ticket.
Tommy: Sir! Sir!
Tommy: I\u2019m so unlucky. Today is not my day! Oh, no! How did I come to this middle-of-nowhere? Someone\u2019s waving at me. Who would take a taxi in this strange place?
Tommy: Hello! Serving you is my honor. Where do you want to go? Ghost student: To my home, please.
Tommy: Um\u2026can you say it more clearly? I don\u2019t know where your home is.
Ghost student: Oh, my home is located on Ta-Du Mountain.
Tommy: No problem. Um\u2026 it\u2019s an unusual place to live.
Ghost student: Yes. It\u2019s very special. My ancestors all lived here.
Tommy: Oh! You\u2019ve lived here for a long time, right?
Ghost student: That\u2019s right.
Tommy: Here we are, but I don\u2019t see any houses around. By the way, it\u2019s so dark here.
Ghost student: Don\u2019t be so surprised. We\u2019re in the mountain.
Tommy: Are you sure your home is here?
Ghost student: Yes. How much is it?
Tommy: Um\u2026The total is 100 dollars.
Ghost student: I only have a 500 dollars bill.
Tommy: That\u2019s OK, I can give you change.
Ghost student: There you go.
Tommy: Um... What\u2019s this?
Ghost student: Money.
Tommy: But...where did he go? Oh, no!\u2026This is\u2026ghost money\u2026(screaming)


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The Gifts (礼物)

Mon.:Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn’t leave much for saving.

In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim’s gold watch, which has been his father’s and his grandfather’s. The other is Della’s long beautiful hair.

D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents.

D: I---- I---- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim.

(At the shop—“Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds”)

D: Will you buy my hair?

M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK?

D: All right. But please give it to me quickly.

M: Here you are. Twenty dollars.

D: Thank you. Bye.

M: Bye.

Mon.:Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home.

D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match Jim's watch. When he sees it he must be very happy .

(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . )

J: You-----?

D: Jim. Don’t look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn’t have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don’t mind, do you ? I just had to do it. My hair grows very fast, you know. Say “Merry Christmas!” Jim, and let’s be happy.

J: You’ve cut off your hair?

D: I’ve cut it off and sold it. It’s sold. I tell you -sold and gone, too. It’s Christmas Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went for you.

J: Well , Della. Don’t make any mistake about me. I don’t think there’s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. I know, it went for me. Look at this package .

D: What ?

J: Look at it yourself. You 'll see.

D:Ah! The combs. They were in the shop windows for many months!

J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims--just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair.

D: But , Jim. They are expensive combs. I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession. Now they are mine. Thank you Jim.

J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first.

D: Jim, you don’t know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I’ve got for you. Can you guess?

J: I'm sorry. I won't guess.

D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn’t it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You’ll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .

J: Della, Let’s put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They’re too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let’s have our supper.

礼 物

旁白:明天是圣诞节,但是德拉觉得很难过,因为她无钱为她丈夫吉姆买一圣诞礼物,她只有1.87美元,他们一个月只有20美元的收入,那很难再从中省钱了。

事实上,德拉和吉姆有两件让他们引以为豪的宝贝,一件是吉姆的金表,那是从他祖父和父亲那里留传下来的,还有一件是德拉那一头棕发,又长又美丽。

德拉:生活对我来说很困难,虽然我很多个月以前就开始存钱了,我仍然只有1.87美元。

德拉:我……我……我不得不剪了头发去卖掉,那样我就能得到一些钱去买礼物给吉姆了。

(在店门口,写着“夫人:我们买各种各样的头发”)

德拉:你买我的头发吗?

夫人:是的,我们买各式的头发,把你的帽子脱下来,让我看一下你的头发。哦,很美的头发,很好的发质,20美元,行不行?

德拉:好的,但是请你快点把钱给我。

夫人:给你,20美元。

德拉:谢谢你,再见。

夫人:再见。

旁白:德拉在街上逛了2个小时,然后她在一家金店止步,进去买了一条金表链。现在德拉正在家里。

德拉:哦,多么漂亮的金链子,我想那一定跟吉姆的手表很配,当他看到它的时候,一定会很高兴的。

(突然门打开了,吉姆走了进来)

吉姆:你……?

德拉:吉姆,不要那样看着我,我剪了我的头发并卖了,因为我无法度过一个我不送你圣诞节礼物的圣诞节,吉姆,它会长得很快的,你不会介意的,是不是?我必须这么做,我的头发长得很快的,这你是知道的,说:“圣诞快乐!”,吉姆,让我们高兴起来。

吉姆:你剪了你的头发?

德拉:我剪了头发并卖了,它被卖掉了,我跟你说它被卖掉了,没有了!现在是圣诞节前夜,对我好一点,吉姆,那都是为了你。

吉姆:哦,德拉,别误会我,我想我不会因为你剪了头发而对你的爱就减少了,我知道,那是为了我,看看这个包裹。

德拉:什么?

吉姆:你自己看吧!你会明白的。

德拉:啊,是梳子!它们就是几个月前陈列在橱窗里的那套。

吉姆:是的,那套漂亮的梳子,镶珠宝的,那颜色正好配你的发色。

德拉:但是,吉姆,那些都是很贵的,我知道,我一直渴望但却没有丝毫的奢望拥有它。现在,它们是我的了,谢谢你,吉姆。

吉姆:现在,你知道我为什么一开始就那么悲伤了吧。

德拉:吉姆,我给你买了一件又美丽又好的礼物,你能猜出来吗?

吉姆:对不起,我不想猜。

德拉:看,一条金表链,吉姆,它是不是很可爱?我找遍了整个城才找

的,你从现在起可得一天要看一百次时间了。把你的表给我,我

想看一下表链装在表上的样子。

吉姆:德拉,让我们把圣诞礼物收起来珍藏一段时间,它们太好了,但我

们现在用不着,我把表卖了。得到了钱才买了这梳子。现在让我们

吃晚饭吧!

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