十五分钟八人搞笑英语话剧剧本 有哪些英语话剧搞笑剧本,适合八个人出演的?

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\u82f1\u8bed\u5c0f\u54c1\u5267\u672c -- \u5b59\u609f\u7a7avs\u732a\u516b\u6212 An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King \u609f\u7a7a\uff1a\u5e08\u5085,\u662f\u4e0d\u662f\u592a\u7d2f\u4e86?\u4f11\u606f\u4e00\u4e0b\u518d\u8d70\u5427. Master, are you tired? Let\u2019s have a rest. \u5510\u50e7\uff1a\u6ca1\u5173\u7cfb,\u524d\u9762\u4e0d\u8fdc\u5c31\u6709\u4eba\u5bb6\u4e86,\u5230\u4e86\u90a3\u91cc\u518d\u4f11\u606f\u5427. I am fine. Let\u2019s have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there. \u609f\u7a7a\u4ed4\u7ec6\u5730\u6400\u6276\u5510\u50e7\u7ee7\u7eed\u884c\u8d70,\u540c\u65f6\u53e6\u4e00\u8fb9\u8001\u5934\u3001\u8001\u5988\u3001\u5c0f\u5ab3\u5987\u51fa\u573a. \u5c0f\u5ab3\u5987\uff08\u505a\u54ed\u72b6\uff09\uff1a\u7239\u3001\u5988,\u6211\u2026\u2026 Daddy, mommy, I, I \u2026 \u8001\u5934\uff1a\u5973\u513f,\u5feb\u8d70\u5427,\u4e0d\u7136\u90a3\u732a\u7cbe\u6765\u4e86,\u5c31\u8d70\u4e0d\u4e86\u4e86. Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon. \u5c0f\u5ab3\u5987\u8d70\u51e0\u6b65\u53c8\u56de\u5934\u8dd1\u56de\u8001\u5988\u7684\u6000\u91cc,\u62b1\u5934\u75db\u54ed.\u8001\u5934\u5728\u4e00\u8fb9\u53f9\u606f,\u64e6\u6cea. \u5510\u50e7\u3001\u609f\u7a7a\u8d70\u5230\u4ed6\u4eec\u9762\u524d. \u609f\u7a7a\uff1a\u5e08\u5085,\u5230\u4e86. Master, here we are. \u5510\u50e7\uff08\u8d70\u5230\u8001\u5934\u9762\u524d\u884c\u793c,\u609f\u7a7a\u770b\u89c1\u4e86\u6b63\u5728\u54ed\u7684\u6bcd\u5973\u4fe9,\u89c9\u5f97\u5947\u602a,\u4e0a\u4e0b\u6253\u91cf\uff09\uff1a\u8001\u65bd\u4e3b,\u6211\u662f\u4ece \u4e1c\u571f\u5927\u5510\u524d\u5f80\u897f\u5929\u53d6\u7ecf\u7684\u548c\u5c1a,\u60f3\u501f\u8d35\u5730\u4f11\u606f\u4e00\u665a,\u4e0d\u77e5\u65b9\u4fbf\u5426? Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight? \u8001\u5934\uff08\u505a\u54fd\u54bd\u72b6\uff09\uff1a\u54e6,\u662f\u4e1c\u571f\u5927\u5510\u6765\u7684\u9ad8\u50e7\u554a,\u53ef\u4ee5\u53ef\u4ee5.\uff08\u522b\u8fc7\u8138\u53bb\u7ee7\u7eed\u54ed\u6ce3\uff09 Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please \u2026\u2026 \u5510\u50e7\u6b63\u5728\u5947\u602a,\u8001\u5988\u95fb\u58f0\u62ac\u8d77\u5934,\u4ed4\u7ec6\u6253\u91cf\u5510\u50e7,\u7a81\u7136\u6251\u5230\u5510\u50e7\u9762\u524d. \u8001\u5988\uff1a\u9ad8\u50e7\u554a,\u4f60\u53ef\u8981\u6551\u6551\u6211\u7684\u5973\u513f,\u6551\u6551\u6211\u4eec\u4e00\u5bb6\u554a. Master, please save my daughter, save my family\u2026 \u5510\u50e7\uff1a\u8001\u65bd\u4e3b\u4f11\u8981\u4f24\u5fc3,\u6709\u4ec0\u4e48\u4e8b\u6162\u6162\u8bf4. Don\u2019t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened? \u8001\u5934\uff1a\u9ad8\u50e7\u6709\u6240\u4e0d\u77e5,\u6211\u4eec\u8fd9\u91cc\u6709\u4e00\u53ea\u732a\u7cbe,\u4eca\u5929\u8981\u6765\u8ddf\u6211\u5973\u513f\u6210\u4eb2,\u5927\u5bb6\u90fd\u6597\u4e0d\u8fc7\u5b83,\u73b0\u5728\u6b63 \u51c6\u5907\u628a\u5973\u513f\u9001\u51fa\u53bb\u9003\u907f Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all afraid of him. \u5510\u50e7\uff1a\u65bd\u4e3b\u83ab\u6015,\u6211\u8fd9\u5f92\u5f1f\u672c\u9886\u9ad8\u5f3a,\u4e5f\u8bb8\u4ed6\u80fd\u5e2e\u4e0a\u4f60\u4eec. Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you. \u8001\u5934\uff1a\u5509,\u9ad8\u50e7\u554a,\u4ee5\u524d\u4e5f\u6765\u8fc7\u81ea\u79f0\u672c\u9886\u9ad8\u5f3a\u7684\u5e08\u5085,\u7ed3\u679c\u90fd\u88ab\u8fd9\u732a\u7cbe\u6253\u8dd1\u4e86.\u4eca\u5929\u4f60\u4eec\u5c31\u8eb2\u7740 \u522b\u51fa\u6765\u4e86\u5427. Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every time, they were defeated by the spirit. You\u2019d better keep away tonight. \u609f\u7a7a\uff1a\u5662,\u6709\u8fd9\u4e48\u5389\u5bb3\u7684\u5996\u602a?\u6211\u5012\u8981\u4f1a\u4ed6\u4e00\u4f1a.\u5f85\u4f1a\u4f60\u4eec\u53ea\u7ba1\u8eb2\u8d77\u6765,\u5916\u9762\u53d1\u751f\u4ec0\u4e48\u4e8b,\u90fd\u4e0d \u7528\u7ba1. What? Is the spirit really so strong? I\u2019d like to see how great he is. All of you just stay inside. Don\u2019t come out no matter what happens. \u8fd9\u65f6\u8d77\u4e86\u98ce\u58f0\uff08\u97f3\u4e50\uff09,\u8001\u5934\u4e00\u5bb6\u5413\u5f97\u7ad9\u8d77\u6765\u6df7\u8eab\u53d1\u6296.\u5c0f\u5ab3\u5987\u5413\u5f97\u76f4\u5f80\u8001\u5988\u6000\u91cc\u94bb.\u609f\u7a7a\u9547\u5b9a \u5730\u4e3e\u624b\u793a\u610f,\u8ba9\u5e08\u5085\u53ca\u8001\u5934\u4e00\u5bb6\u4eba\u8eb2\u5230\u623f\u95f4\u91cc\u9762\u53bb.\u81ea\u5df1\u4e5f\u624b\u642d\u51c9\u7bf7\u770b\u4e86\u770b,\u4fbf\u4e0d\u614c\u4e0d\u5fd9\u5730\u4e5f\u8eb2 \u5728\u4e86\u95e8\u540e,\u9732\u51fa\u4e00\u6bb5\u7ea2\u8896\u5b50. \u732a\u516b\u6212\u5927\u7b11\u7740\u8000\u6b66\u626c\u5a01\u5730\u8d70\u4e0a\u573a\u6765,\u5634\u91cc\u5927\u558a\uff1a\u5c0f\u5a18\u5b50,\u6211\u6765\u4e86. Darling, here I am. \u7ad9\u5728\u53f0\u4e0a\u505c\u4e00\u4e0b,\u89c1\u6ca1\u6709\u52a8\u9759,\u89c9\u5f97\u5947\u602a,\u5f80\u623f\u5c4b\u91cc\u770b\u53bb,\u89c1\u9732\u51fa\u4e00\u6bb5\u7ea2\u8896\u5b50,\u9ad8\u5174\u5730\u4e00\u62cd\u624b\u638c. \u516b\u6212\uff1a\u5c0f\u5a18\u5b50\u8fd8\u5bb3\u7f9e\u5462,\u4e0d\u6562\u51fa\u6765\u89c1\u8001\u732a\u5417?\u6765,\u6765,\u6765,\u6211\u4eec\u5c31\u8981\u662f\u592b\u59bb\u4e86,\u8fd8\u5bb3\u4ec0\u4e48\u7f9e\u5440!. Darling, don\u2019t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple. \u732a\u516b\u6212\u8dd1\u4e0a\u53bb\u8f7b\u8f7b\u62c9\u4f4f\u7ea2\u8896\u5b50,\u628a\u5c0f\u5a18\u5b50\u62d6\u4e86\u51fa\u6765,\u5c0f\u5a18\u5b50\u4f5c\u51fa\u5bb3\u7f9e\u7684\u6837\u5b50,\u6709\u65f6\u53c8\u505a\u51fa\u7334\u5b50\u7684 \u6a21\u6837. \u516b\u6212\uff1a\u5c0f\u5a18\u5b50,\u4e0d\u7528\u6015,\u6211\u867d\u7136\u957f\u5f97\u4e11,\u4f46\u672c\u9886\u9ad8\u5f3a,\u4e00\u5b9a\u4f1a\u8ba9\u4f60\u8fc7\u4e0a\u597d\u65e5\u5b50\u7684. Darling, don\u2019t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I can make you happy. \u5c0f\u5a18\u5b50\u7b11\u7740\u70b9\u5934,\u6293\u8033\u6320\u816e. \u516b\u6212\uff1a\u5c0f\u5a18\u5b50,\u4f60\u9ad8\u5174\u7684\u65f6\u5019\u5e72\u561b\u8981\u50cf\u7334\u5b50\u4e00\u6837? Darling, why do you look like a monkey ? \u5c0f\u5a18\u5b50\uff1a\u6211\u4e00\u9ad8\u5174\u5c31\u89c9\u5f97\u75d2,\u6240\u4ee5\u5c31\u6293\u4e00\u6293. When I am happy, I always tickle. \u516b\u6212\uff1a\u9ad8\u5174\u5c31\u597d,\u9ad8\u5174\u5c31\u597d.\u6211\u4eec\u5feb\u5165\u6d1e\u623f\u5427. Fine, let\u2019s go to the bedroom. \u516b\u6212\u62c9\u4f4f\u5c0f\u5a18\u5b50\u5c31\u5f80\u623f\u5b50\u91cc\u9762\u94bb.\u5c0f\u5a18\u5b50\u4f5c\u51fa\u52a8\u8111\u7b4b\u7684\u6837\u5b50,\u53c8\u628a\u516b\u6212\u62c9\u56de\u6765. \u516b\u6212\uff1a\u54c7,\u5c0f\u5a18\u5b50,\u4f60\u597d\u5927\u7684\u529b\u6c14\u554a,\u5e72\u561b\u628a\u6211\u62c9\u51fa\u6765\u554a? Darling. Why are you so powerful? \u5c0f\u5a18\u5b50\uff1a\u592b\u541b,\u4f60\u8fd9\u6a21\u6837\u8fdb\u53bb\u4f1a\u5413\u7740\u6211\u7684\u7236\u6bcd\u7684,\u8fd8\u662f\u53bb\u4f60\u5bb6\u91cc\u5427. Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We\u2019d better go to your home. \u516b\u6212\uff1a\u53bb\u6211\u5bb6?\u90a3\u592a\u597d\u4e86,\u6211\u4eec\u8fd9\u5c31\u8d70\u5427. Go to my house?OK. that\u2019s a great idea. Let\u2019s go. \u4e24\u4eba\u8d70\u4e86\u51e0\u6b65,\u5c0f\u5973\u5b50\u505a\u51fa\u817f\u75bc\u6454\u4e86\u4e00\u4e0b\u7684\u6837\u5b50,\u516b\u6212\u5fd9\u6276\u8d77\u5979,\u4f5c\u51fa\u75db\u60dc\u7684\u6837\u5b50. \u5c0f\u5973\u5b50\uff1a\u6211\u4e00\u4e2a\u5f31\u5973\u5b50,\u54ea\u91cc\u80fd\u8d70\u8fd9\u4e48\u8fdc?\u592b\u541b\u80cc\u6211\u5427. I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back? \u516b\u6212\uff1a\u80cc\u4f60?\u597d,\u597d,\u597d.\u8c01\u8ba9\u4f60\u662f\u6211\u7684\u5ab3\u5987\u5462? Carry you on my back? All right. Youre my wife after all. Come on. \u516b\u6212\u628a\u5c0f\u5973\u5b50\u80cc\u4e0a\uff1a\u5a18\u5b50,\u6211\u4eec\u8fd9\u5c31\u51fa\u53d1\u4e86. Darling, Lets go. \u5c0f\u5973\u5b50\uff08\u5728\u516b\u6212\u5934\u4e0a\u4e00\u70b9\uff09\uff1a\u8d70\u5427,\u5446\u5b50. Okay. Let\u2019s go. \u97f3\u4e50\u54cd\u8d77(\u76f4\u5230\u516b\u6212\u6454\u5012).\u516b\u6212\u5728\u53f0\u4e0a\u8d70\u4e00\u5708,\u505a\u51fa\u8d8a\u8d70\u8d8a\u6162,\u8d8a\u8d70\u8d8a\u7d2f\u7684\u6837\u5b50.\u5c0f\u5973\u5b50\u5728\u4ed6\u80cc \u4e0a\u6293\u8033\u6320\u816e,\u975e\u5e38\u9ad8\u5174. \u516b\u6212\uff1a\u5c0f\u5a18\u5b50,\u4f60\u600e\u4e48\u8fd9\u4e48\u91cd\u554a? Darling, why are you so heavy? \u5c0f\u5973\u5b50\uff1a\u4e0d\u662f\u6211\u91cd,\u53ea\u6015\u662f\u4f60\u4e0d\u60f3\u80cc\u6211\u5427? Do you think so? Dont you want to carry me?) \u516b\u6212\uff1a\u4e0d,\u4e0d,\u4e0d,\u6211\u80cc,\u6211\u80cc. Yes, I do. I do. \u7ee7\u7eed\u8270\u96be\u5730\u8d70.\u5c0f\u5973\u5b50\u5f97\u610f\u5730\u5728\u80cc\u4e0a\u7b11.\u516b\u6212\u4f53\u529b\u4e0d\u652f,\u4e00\u8de4\u6454\u5012,\u5c0f\u5973\u5b50\u5012\u5730\u4e4b\u540e, \u7075\u6d3b\u5730\u8d8a\u4e0a\u53f0\u4e0a\u7684\u5047\u5c71,\u5148\u505a\u51fa\u7334\u5b50\u7b11\u770b\u516b\u6212\u7684\u6837\u5b50,\u518d\u505a\u51fa\u6454\u75bc\u4e86\u7684\u6837\u5b50\u5728\u90a3\u91cc\u547b\u541f. \u516b\u6212\u542c\u5230\u5973\u5b50\u7684\u547b\u541f,\u5fd9\u4e1c\u5f20\u897f\u671b\u627e\u5c0f\u5ab3\u5987. \u516b\u6212\uff1a\u5a18\u5b50,\u6454\u7740\u4e86\u6ca1\u6709?\u5a18\u5b50,\u6454\u7740\u4e86\u6ca1\u6709?\u5a18\u5b50,\u4f60\u6454\u5230\u54ea\u53bb\u4e86?\u600e\u4e48\u770b\u4e0d\u89c1\u4f60\u4e86? Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why cant I see you? \u5c0f\u5973\u5b50\uff08\u5077\u5077\u5730\u7b11,\u518d\u88c5\u4f5c\u75db\u82e6\u7684\u6837\u5b50\uff09\uff1a\u592b\u541b,\u6211\u5728\u8fd9\u91cc\u5462. Honey, I am here. \u516b\u6212\uff1a\u54c7,\u5a18\u5b50, \u4f60\u600e\u4e48\u6454\u5230\u9ad8\u7684\u5730\u65b9\u53bb\u4e86? Darling. Why did you go up there? \u5c0f\u5973\u5b50\uff1a\u8fd8\u4e0d\u662f\u4f60\u8fd9\u5446\u5b50\u5bb3\u7684. Thats your fault. \u516b\u6212\uff1a\u5bf9\u4e0d\u8d77,\u5a18\u5b50.\u5bf9\u4e0d\u8d77,\u5a18\u5b50. Sorry, darling. I\u2019m very sorry. \u5c0f\u5973\u5b50\uff1a\u770b\u4f60\u8fd9\u4e48\u8f9b\u82e6,\u6211\u4e5f\u6454\u75bc\u4e86,\u90a3\u5c31\u4f11\u606f\u4f11\u606f\u5427. You look so tired, and I feel sore. Let\u2019s have a rest. \u516b\u6212\uff1a\u592a\u597d\u4e86. \u6211\u4eec\u5c31\u4f11\u606f\u4e00\u4e0b\u5427! Have a rest? That\u2019s a good idea. Let\u2019s have a rest. \u516b\u6212\u542c\u4e86\u9ad8\u5174\u5730\u5750\u5728\u4e0b\u9762\u4f11\u606f,\u5c0f\u5973\u5b50\u4ed4\u7ec6\u5730\u6253\u91cf\u4ed6. \u5c0f\u5973\u5b50\uff08\u6492\u5a07\u5730\uff09\uff1a\u592b\u541b,\u4f60\u662f\u54ea\u91cc\u7684\u795e\u4ed9,\u6211\u90fd\u8fd8\u4e0d\u77e5\u9053,\u600e\u4e48\u80fd\u5ac1\u7ed9\u4f60\u5462?\u4f60\u53ef\u8981\u544a\u8bc9\u6211. Honey, how can I marry you? I don\u2019t even know where you come from. You must tell me the truth first. \u516b\u6212\uff1a\u5509,\u522b\u63d0\u4e86,\u60f3\u5f53\u5e74\u6211\u672c\u662f\u5929\u4e0a\u7684\u5929\u7bf7\u5143\u5e05,\u4e0a\u5929\u5165\u5730,\u516b\u9762\u5a01\u98ce.\u53ea\u56e0\u5192\u72af\u4e86\u5ae6\u5a25, \u88ab\u7389\u5e1d\u8d2c\u4e0b\u51e1\u5c18,\u9519\u6295\u4e86\u732a\u80ce,\u957f\u6210\u8fd9\u822c\u6a21\u6837. Alas! Don\u2019t mention it. I was Tianpeng marshal, I could fly between heaven and the world. Only because I made a big mistake, I was punished by Yudi. So I became a pig. That\u2019s why I am so ugly. \u5c0f\u5973\u5b50\uff1a\u4e8f\u4f60\u957f\u5f97\u8fd9\u4e48\u4e11,\u8fd8\u6562\u51fa\u6765\u89c1\u4eba. You look too ugly to meet people. \u516b\u6212\uff1a\u672c\u6765\u6211\u4e5f\u4e0d\u60f3\u51fa\u6765,\u53ea\u662f\u5357\u6d77\u89c2\u97f3\u70b9\u5316\u6211,\u53eb\u6211\u5728\u8fd9\u91cc\u7b49\u5019\u524d\u5f80\u897f\u5929\u7684\u53d6\u7ecf\u4eba.\u7b49\u4e86\u8fd9\u4e48\u4e45, \u4e5f\u4e0d\u89c1,\u4fbf\u51fa\u6765\u901b\u901b,\u80fd\u78b0\u5230\u5a18\u5b50\u4f60,\u662f\u6211\u4e00\u751f\u7684\u9020\u5316,\u8fd8\u7ba1\u5b83\u4ec0\u4e48\u897f\u5929\u53d6\u7ecf\u5462?\uff08\u516b\u6212\u9ad8\u5174\u5730\u8fc7 \u53bb\u60f3\u62c9\u5c0f\u5973\u5b50\u7684\u624b\uff09 I didn\u2019t want to come here. Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for Tangseng. Ive been waiting for a long time, but nobody has come. It\u2019s lucky to meet you here. \u5c0f\u5973\u5b50\uff08\u628a\u624b\u7529\u5f00\uff09\uff1a\u4f60\u8bf4\u81ea\u5df1\u662f\u5929\u4e0a\u7684\u795e\u4ed9,\u600e\u4e48\u8fde\u6211\u90fd\u80cc\u4e0d\u52a8,\u771f\u8ba9\u4eba\u96be\u4ee5\u76f8\u4fe1. You said that you were an immortal in the heaven . Why can\u2019t you carry me? It\u2019s impossible! \u516b\u6212\uff1a\u6211\u771f\u7684\u662f\u5929\u4e0a\u7684\u795e\u4ed9,\u4f60\u5e72\u561b\u4e0d\u4fe1\u5462\u4f60. I am really the immortal. Why don\u2019t you believe me? \u5c0f\u5973\u5b50\uff1a\u90a3\u4f60\u62ff\u51fa\u70b9\u672c\u4e8b\u6765\u77a7\u77a7. Show me some gongfu then. \u516b\u6212\uff1a\u597d,\u8ba9\u6211\u9732\u4e24\u624b\u6765\u7ed9\u4f60\u770b\u770b. OK, let me show you my gongfu. \u4ece\u77f3\u5934\u540e\u62ff\u51fa\u9489\u94af,\u821e\u4e86\u8d77\u6765.\u5c0f\u5973\u5b50\u6697\u6697\u70b9\u5934.\u5f53\u516b\u6212\u7684\u9489\u8272\u821e\u5230\u5c0f\u5973\u5b50\u9762\u524d\u65f6,\u88ab\u5c0f\u5973\u5b50\u4e00\u628a \u6293\u4f4f,\u5f80\u77f3\u5c71\u540e\u9762\u4e00\u62d6,\u516b\u6212\u88ab\u62d6\u4e86\u8fc7\u53bb. \u516b\u6212\uff1a\u5a18\u5b50,\u4f60\u600e\u4e48\u8fd9\u4e48\u5927\u7684\u529b\u6c14? Darling. Why are you so strong? \u5c0f\u5973\u5b50\uff1a\u6709\u672c\u4e8b\u4f60\u628a\u6211\u62d6\u51fa\u53bb\u5440. Pull me out if you can . \u516b\u6212\u505a\u51fa\u7528\u529b\u62d6\u7684\u6837\u5b50,\u6ca1\u6709\u53d1\u73b0\u62d6\u51fa\u6765\u7684\u5374\u662f\u609f\u7a7a.\u609f\u7a7a\u4e00\u677e\u624b,\u516b\u6212\u6454\u5012\u5728\u5730. \u516b\u6212\uff1a\u5a18\u5b50,\u4f60\u600e\u4e48\u8fd9\u4e48\u72e0\u5fc3\u628a\u6211\u6454\u5012\u4e86? \u4e0d\u8981\u5f00\u73a9\u7b11\u4e86. How could you let me fall down? Don\u2019t kid any longer. \u609f\u7a7a\u5927\u7b11\uff1a\u5446\u5b50,\u770b\u770b\u6211\u662f\u8c01! You Silly! Look at me. Who am I? \u516b\u6212\u4e00\u770b,\u5413\u5f97\u8df3\u8d77\u6765\uff1a\u9f50\u5929\u5927\u5723,\u6211\u7684\u5988\u5440. My god! You are Mahatma! \u516b\u6212\u8f6c\u8eab\u60f3\u8dd1,\u88ab\u609f\u7a7a\u62e6\u4f4f,\u4e24\u4eba\u6253\u4e86\u8d77\u6765,\u516b\u6212\u4e0d\u662f\u5bf9\u624b,\u88ab\u609f\u7a7a\u538b\u4f4f,\u4e0d\u80fd\u52a8\u5f39. \u609f\u7a7a\uff1a\u5446\u5b50,\u4f60\u53ef\u8fd8\u6562\u5728\u8fd9\u91cc\u5bb3\u4eba\u4e0d\u6210? You silly! Dare you harm others any more? \u516b\u6212\uff1a\u4e0d\u6562\u4e86,\u4e0d\u6562\u4e86. No, I dare not! \u609f\u7a7a\uff1a \u4f60\u53ef\u8fd8\u6562\u5728\u8fd9\u91cc\u5a36\u5ab3\u5987? Dare you wive yet? \u516b\u6212\uff1a\u4e0d\u6562\u4e86.\u5927\u5723\u7237\u7237\u9976\u6211. No,no. Please forgive me, Mahatma. \u609f\u7a7a\uff1a\u91cf\u4f60\u4e5f\u4e0d\u6562. I bet you dare not. \u609f\u7a7a\u653e\u5f00,\u516b\u6212\u8f6c\u8eab\u60f3\u8dd1,\u88ab\u609f\u7a7a\u4e00\u628a\u6293\u4f4f\u8033\u6735,\u75bc\u5f97\u76f4\u53eb. \u609f\u7a7a\uff1a\u5446\u5b50,\u60f3\u5f80\u54ea\u91cc\u53bb? You silly, where are you going? \u516b\u6212\uff1a\u6211\u5df2\u7b54\u5e94\u4f60,\u4e0d\u518d\u95f9\u4e8b\u4e86,\u5e72\u561b\u8fd8\u4e0d\u653e\u6211\u8d70? Ill never make trouble any more. Why dont you let me go? \u609f\u7a7a\uff1a\u5446\u5b50,\u6211\u5e26\u4f60\u53bb\u89c1\u53d6\u7ecf\u4eba. You silly, Im taking you to meet the sutra-seeker. \u516b\u6212\uff1a\u4ec0\u4e48?\u53d6\u7ecf\u4eba\u6765\u4e86? What? Has Tangseng come? \u609f\u7a7a\uff1a\u8d70\u5427. Yes. Lets go! \u4e24\u4eba\u5728\u53f0\u4e0a\u8d70\u534a\u5708,\u6765\u5230\u623f\u524d. \u609f\u7a7a\uff1a\u5e08\u5085,\u51fa\u6765\u5427,\u8fd9\u5996\u602a\u5df2\u7ecf\u88ab\u6211\u964d\u670d\u4e86. Master, please come out! The spirit has been defeated ! \u5510\u50e7\u7b49\u4eba\u8d70\u4e86\u51fa\u6765,\u8001\u5934\u4e00\u5bb6\u8fd8\u6709\u4e9b\u6218\u6218\u5162\u5162. \u609f\u7a7a\uff1a\u5446\u5b50,\u8fd8\u4e0d\u8dea\u4e0b,\u89c1\u8fc7\u5e08\u5085. You silly, kneel down to meet your master. \u516b\u6212\u5fd9\u5bf9\u7740\u5510\u50e7\u4e0b\u8dea,\u53e3\u558a\u5e08\u5085.\u5510\u50e7\u975e\u5e38\u5403\u60ca. Master, nice to meet you here. \u5510\u50e7\uff1a\u5f92\u513f,\u8fd9\u662f\u600e\u4e48\u56de\u4e8b? My prentice, whats up? \u609f\u7a7a\uff1a\u5e08\u5085,\u8fd9\u662f\u89c2\u4e16\u97f3\u83e9\u8428\u7279\u610f\u8ba9\u4ed6\u5728\u6b64\u7b49\u5019\u966a\u60a8\u4e0a\u897f\u5929\u53d6\u7ecf\u7684. Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guanyins behest. \u5510\u50e7\uff1a\u54e6,\u591a\u8c22\u89c2\u4e16\u97f3\u83e9\u8428,\u65e2\u7136\u8fd9\u6837\u6211\u5c31\u6536\u4f60\u4e3a\u5f92,\u8d50\u4f60\u6cd5\u540d\u4e3a \u516b\u6212. I see! Thank Guanyin! Since then, I will take you as my prentice and name you Bajie. \u516b\u6212\uff1a\u8c22\u8c22\u5e08\u5085\uff08\u7ad9\u4e86\u8d77\u6765\uff09. Thank you, my master! \u8001\u5934\uff1a\u606d\u559c\u9ad8\u50e7\u53c8\u6536\u795e\u5f92. Congratulations! \u5510\u50e7\uff1a\u5f92\u513f\u4eec,\u6211\u4eec\u4e0a\u8def\u5427.\uff08\u516b\u6212\u8fd8\u4f9d\u4f9d\u4e0d\u820d\u5730\u770b\u7740\u5c0f\u5973\u5b50\uff09 Lets go ahead, my prentices. \u609f\u7a7a\uff1a\u516b\u6212,\u8fd8\u770b\u4ec0\u4e48\u5462?\u8d70\u4e86. Bajie, there is nothing to attach to. Lets go! \u516b\u6212\u604b\u604b\u4e0d\u820d\u5730\u8d70\u5230\u524d\u9762\u5e26\u8def.
\u6839\u636e\u5177\u4f53\u95ee\u9898\u7c7b\u578b\uff0c\u8fdb\u884c\u6b65\u9aa4\u62c6\u89e3\uff0f\u539f\u56e0\u539f\u7406\u5206\u6790\uff0f\u5185\u5bb9\u62d3\u5c55\u7b49\u3002\u5177\u4f53\u6b65\u9aa4\u5982\u4e0b\uff1a\uff0f\u5bfc\u81f4\u8fd9\u79cd\u60c5\u51b5\u7684\u539f\u56e0\u4e3b\u8981\u662f\u2026\u2026

《孔雀东南飞》(英文搞笑话剧) 本文来自:恒星英语学习网(www.Hxen.com)详细出处参考: http://www.hxen.com/yingyujuben/2007-03-30/4960.htmlWanderseveryfivemiles 焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC) Prologue (J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪) J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy wifeisWuSong. (指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou! (内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom? MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme, smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell! (内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J) MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下) Act1 (序幕结束时,JM作窃听状) JM(拄拐棍上):Ican! (对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou? L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum? JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland dearestmother-in-law”. L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup? JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Neverinterruptme! L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken and…… JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson! L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)

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